Comments - Stupid Driver Blindly Tries to Enter a Garage
category: Bizarre | views: 43200 | posted on: 06/29/2008
Go easy on her. It's harder than you think to see a huge fucking metal gate directly in your line of vision.
bizerkmusic_com [ban] | Jun 29 08 : 8:04am
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thats not as funny as the asshole now trapped in the garage cause the gate is fucked up..
JustAnotherWanker [ban] | Jun 29 08 : 5:05am
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The engine and performance equipment can be blamed, just like in proffesional races..... its always the cars fault
Umbrageous [ban] | Jun 29 08 : 5:25am
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Driving to work this morning on the M1 motorway, I looked over to my right and there was a woman in a brand new BMW doing 90 miles per hour with her face up close to her rear view mirror putting on her eyeliner!
I looked away for a couple of seconds and when I looked back she was halfway over in my lane still working on that makeup!
It scared me (and this coming from a bloke....) so much that I dropped my electric shaver, which knocked the bacon roll out of my other hand.
In all the confusion of trying to straighten up the car using my knees against the steering wheel, it knocked my phone from my ear, which fell into the coffee between my legs, causing it to splash and burn my frank and beans, causing me to scream, which made me drop the cigarette out of my
mouth, ruined my shirt and DISCONNECTED AN IMPORTANT CALL.
Fucking Women Drivers!!!!!!!
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That's funny, just about 8 hours later I was driving down a lane in my Ford Pinto cooking pancakes with my portable pancake cooker whilst watching the latest Simpsons episodes on my portable dvd player, when I noticed the woman in a BMW pull up beside me removing makeup, she was so godamn ugly that I dropped my electric shaver which I was using to trim my pubic region at the time into my pancake cooker which discharged and exploded in front of my favorite Simpsons episode
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Driving to work this morning on the M1 motorway, I looked over to my right and there was a woman in a brand new BMW doing 90 miles per hour with her face up close to her rear view mirror putting on her eyeliner!
I looked away for a couple of seconds and when I looked back she was halfway over in my lane still working on that makeup!
It scared me (and this coming from a bloke....) so much that I dropped my electric shaver, which knocked the bacon roll out of my other hand.
In all the confusion of trying to straighten up the car using my knees against the steering wheel, it knocked my phone from my ear, which fell into the coffee between my legs, causing it to splash and burn my frank and beans, causing me to scream, which made me drop the cigarette out of my
mouth, ruined my shirt and DISCONNECTED AN IMPORTANT CALL.
Fucking Women Drivers!!!!!!!
paintedhorse [ban] | Jun 29 08 : 6:27am
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my third wife drives that that , but we are happy , he gives wonderful head jobs. so i dont care how bad her driving is. ![]()
EverythingToxicUSA [ban] | Jun 29 08 : 9:20am
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What makes me assume that was a woman driver ? Must be my sexist nature.
englishjim24 [ban] | Jun 29 08 : 1:10pm
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yea i know this!!! this is where luke skywalker was driving blind to tone up his jedi skills...... oh no sorry it was princess leya!! fuckin women!!!!!
yourhydrobud [ban] | Jun 29 08 : 1:54pm
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Yep, absolutely no doubt about it. DEFINITELY a female driver. Seriously why don't they make it more of a challenge for someone to get their license??? Currently the only requirement is a heartbeat....and they wonder why there are soooooo many deaths out on the roads.
a_hamburger [ban] | Jun 29 08 : 3:04pm
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This woman is so stupid she doesn't even need a witty comment to make her look more stupid.
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Kaos2008 [ban] | Jun 29 08 : 4:04am
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People must be getting their licences from Cereal Boxes Nowadays.

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