Comments - How Not To Ride a Motorcycle Down the Street
category: Accidents | views: 27463 | posted on: 06/30/2008
When you're finished, Mini Me wants his bike back. And his sex tape.
spunktubber [ban] | Jun 30 08 : 4:12am
+3 
its that little kid from australia ramping over the bins from a few days back and now hes all growed up. his technique hasnt improved much though.
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I once spent a night in a hotel room nextdoor to Verne Troyer (Mini Me), he has this beautiful woman staying with him and all night I could hear him shouting 'One two three up, one two three up!'
The next morning I saw the woman leaving
'Sounded like you had fun last night!' I asked.
'Fuck off!' she replied 'He was trying to get on the fucking bed!'
EverythingToxicUSA [ban] | Jun 30 08 : 5:46am
Wow ! I thought only skateboarders knew how to faceplant. I guess I was wrong. Spread the stupidity around.
rednek1947 [ban] | Jun 30 08 : 5:55am
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Now thats a Redneck. Normally we just jump hogs but the Mexicans married them all so we have to use a ramp now.
billiebionic [ban] | Jun 30 08 : 6:11am
now that guys got skills cant wait till he upsizes the bike though.im going right out ands trying that too,but im gonna hit a porshe no cheap saturns for me.
JustAnotherWanker [ban] | Jun 30 08 : 6:17am
Accidents, i remember alot of my acciednts..... especially that time i had put on my cum rag shirt instead of my normal shirts and there was all cum stains on the sides... i was riding my bike at the time and i too hit a car
CrazinKrash [ban] | Jun 30 08 : 10:02am
Or at-least a fractured skull,or a broken arm or broken face or broken leg or punctured pelvis or punctured ball sack..........shit anything would have been better. 
Shredder649 [ban] | Jun 30 08 : 10:51am
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Ur suppost to pull up on the handle bars, not just ride it out like Napolean Dynomite.
Boobs R Good [ban] | Jun 30 08 : 9:42pm
Never in my years of pondering throughout nothing toxic.....Have I ever seen a ramp of that size....That was fucking incredible...major props to him. How they would even to THINK about building a ramp of that size is just a sick though. Wow. I am still in awe. That guy has a serious chance of making it big one day. Just wow.....
Shredder649 [ban] | Jul 2 08 : 7:47pm
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Super dave was the geatest. I was born in 84 though. Don't ask how I remember him.
Earth Nelson [ban] | Jul 2 08 : 9:35pm
+1
...you remember him always sustaining a humiliating shot to his crotch, that's how. 
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Kaos2008 [ban] | Jun 30 08 : 4:12am
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"Told you the ramp would break", yeah, blame it on the ramp dickhead. It's calling lifting the front wheel dude.
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Would of saved you your moment of stupidity.
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But then we would not have been able to laugh at your dumb ass.
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What am I doing, I'm talking like he is here now.....well if he is "You are a fucking retard Mate" stay off the roads unless playing with trucks.
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