How to Get a New Car Without Paying For It

And that is why George W Bush was fired from the Auto Dealership.

test drive

You'd think after over 100 yrs of selling cars that these auto dealer dickheads would work these scams out.
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Nah, still retards.
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well, they do take a copy of your drivers license before they even get the keys.

It's a start I suppose. Then they have a picture of the guy that the cops aren't going to catch because it was a fake license.
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This car was actually filled with a case of Viagra.
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The Police are looking for a "Hardened" Criminal.

I'd love it if he turned up at the dealership later that day, tossed them the keys and said, "I'll have a think about it"

Sweet move might have to test drive a Evo x later

if that was in venezuala who would get the stick - the thief or the dumbass salesman???

Probably the guy in the pink shirt...but he might like it too much.

Up there for thinking!! Priceless!! Now he can pay for his medical expenses.

That's why you leave your driver's license or other ID with the dealer. Then again, what would you expect from a dealer that has a guy show up at work with a pink shirt?

The salesman's a retard.. panic panic run around in circles.

"i know, ill try to dazzle him with my pink shirt"

Autobiography:
The life story of a car

is it a fast-paced novel?

That was almost funny.

...right

lol....That was funny!

But the book ends Too Fast and the story line is Too Furious.
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So THAT'S what the guy in the first vid stole. I would advise him to get vanity plates that read 'ASSMAN', but Kramer already has them....(Seinfeld reference)

"I'm Cosmo Kramer, 'the Assman'!" Haha, I love it.
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I own all nine seasons, best show ever.

There will never be one better. At least not in my lifetime....
'Car Nazi' to salesman: "No sales commission for you!"

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So I see the 'queer eye for the straight guy' fellas opened their own shop now, good for them

When desperation sets in, people will do anything...Watch what happens to the US crime rate as oil/gas prices continue to rise.

Well im lucky i dont live in your country
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But here in australia we have had a crime spike where people steal your gas from big cars like 4WD and buses..... Fuel is expensive

Captial 'A' in Australia little dude. It's more for respect and pride than it is for grammar. It 's like never letting the flag touch the ground.

I beg to differ. It is about grammer, my english teacher never told me to spell right just for respect. She said "spell it correctly you little shit or ill fucking fail you"

If I was your teacher, I would beat the crap out of you in front of the class and make you an example of why being you is not the way to go.

My teachers are fat pieces of shit who eat and teach and do fuck all, you probably are too. So you cant beat me, ill fuck you up!

There is a certain modicum to the written word... ie) capitalizing the name of a country or spelling a username's handle right. Since we don't have the benefit of seeing how you behave in life, we ascertain your level of respect, intelligence, and general demeanor from what you type. You can't be everyone's friend, but at the very least, don't start inventing your own language, aight?

Haha, nice one. saying all that and then saying "aight". By far it is the most retarded word that has been invented from another word.

That was exactly the point. Thanks for noticing.

"Hey jerry can i give it a test drive"
"Yep, its all yours buddy"

He may be smarter than we think.
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think about it.......He runs around like an idiot for the camera........shows a shocked face to his boss, and then later cashes in on 50% of the cars selling price and is back home snorting his life away through a straw with two asian hookers by about 9pm.
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nobody wants to mention the fairy in the pink shirt that prances by

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They did.
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ahahahah! he was such a diva!

Pinky and the Brain at it again....

Pinky will get 'em.

I noticed the guys running at the end of the video...Oh, bad pun time, ready folks?! Here we go:
Those salesmen running around at the end became victims of CARdiac arrest!

maybe they had an auto-immune disease

Yep...They needed to just stay CARm.
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they should've CARed more about the car

Its all good, im sure CARma will catch up with him

That was so bad it was good, Zyk. GC would be proud......