Comments - How to Get a New Car Without Paying For It

And that is why George W Bush was fired from the Auto Dealership.

test drive

You'd think after over 100 yrs of selling cars that these auto dealer dickheads would work these scams out.
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Nah, still retards.
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well, they do take a copy of your drivers license before they even get the keys.

It's a start I suppose. Then they have a picture of the guy that the cops aren't going to catch because it was a fake license.
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This car was actually filled with a case of Viagra.
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The Police are looking for a "Hardened" Criminal.

I'd love it if he turned up at the dealership later that day, tossed them the keys and said, "I'll have a think about it"

Sweet move might have to test drive a Evo x later

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Probably the guy in the pink shirt...but he might like it too much.

Up there for thinking!! Priceless!! Now he can pay for his medical expenses.

That's why you leave your driver's license or other ID with the dealer. Then again, what would you expect from a dealer that has a guy show up at work with a pink shirt?

The salesman's a retard.. panic panic run around in circles.

"i know, ill try to dazzle him with my pink shirt"

Autobiography:
The life story of a car

is it a fast-paced novel?

That was almost funny.

...right

lol....That was funny!

But the book ends Too Fast and the story line is Too Furious.
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So THAT'S what the guy in the first vid stole. I would advise him to get vanity plates that read 'ASSMAN', but Kramer already has them....(Seinfeld reference)

"I'm Cosmo Kramer, 'the Assman'!" Haha, I love it.
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I own all nine seasons, best show ever.

There will never be one better. At least not in my lifetime....
'Car Nazi' to salesman: "No sales commission for you!"

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So I see the 'queer eye for the straight guy' fellas opened their own shop now, good for them

When desperation sets in, people will do anything...Watch what happens to the US crime rate as oil/gas prices continue to rise.

Well im lucky i dont live in your country
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But here in australia we have had a crime spike where people steal your gas from big cars like 4WD and buses..... Fuel is expensive

Captial 'A' in Australia little dude. It's more for respect and pride than it is for grammar. It 's like never letting the flag touch the ground.

I beg to differ. It is about grammer, my english teacher never told me to spell right just for respect. She said "spell it correctly you little shit or ill fucking fail you"

If I was your teacher, I would beat the crap out of you in front of the class and make you an example of why being you is not the way to go.

My teachers are fat pieces of shit who eat and teach and do fuck all, you probably are too. So you cant beat me, ill fuck you up!

There is a certain modicum to the written word... ie) capitalizing the name of a country or spelling a username's handle right. Since we don't have the benefit of seeing how you behave in life, we ascertain your level of respect, intelligence, and general demeanor from what you type. You can't be everyone's friend, but at the very least, don't start inventing your own language, aight?

Haha, nice one. saying all that and then saying "aight". By far it is the most retarded word that has been invented from another word.

That was exactly the point. Thanks for noticing.

"Hey jerry can i give it a test drive"
"Yep, its all yours buddy"

He may be smarter than we think.
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think about it.......He runs around like an idiot for the camera........shows a shocked face to his boss, and then later cashes in on 50% of the cars selling price and is back home snorting his life away through a straw with two asian hookers by about 9pm.
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nobody wants to mention the fairy in the pink shirt that prances by

ahahahah! he was such a diva!

Pinky and the Brain at it again....

Pinky will get 'em.

I noticed the guys running at the end of the video...Oh, bad pun time, ready folks?! Here we go:
Those salesmen running around at the end became victims of CARdiac arrest!

maybe they had an auto-immune disease

Yep...They needed to just stay CARm.
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they should've CARed more about the car

Its all good, im sure CARma will catch up with him

That was so bad it was good, Zyk. GC would be proud......

When I'm at the pearly gates
This'll be on my videotape
My videotape
My videotape
When Mephistopheles is just beneath
And he's reaching up to grab me
This is one for the good days
And I have it all here
In red blue green
In red blue green
You are my center when I spin away
Out of control on videotape
On videotape
This is my way of saying goodbye
Because I can't do it face to face
So I'm talking to you before it's too late
No matter what happens now
I wont be afraid
Because I know today has been the most perfect day I've ever seen

Later that day he ran over 23 protesting bicyclists.
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One can dream can't he?

they do this all the time , carnt belive people still falll for it

wtf A black man stealing a car? No fucking way. This is unheard of. unbelievable. :Vote for the punishment: A.Death B. LIfe in prison C. Slap on the wrists D, Keep the car.

.................oh, what.......vote.....or sorry, I was just watching ya avi.
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Its better than your mind
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I dunno, his mind is pretty damn sexy, too. It's probably covered with weed in the best places, as well.

haha... the random pink fairy popping out at the end truly made the video.

thats some grand theft auto shit, someone speeds off so everyone a block away starts running around.

all of them
does the guy in the pink shirt think that hell achive something
runs out "you get back here" shakes fist
yeah thatll work

OMG g37

Lmao at the fairy in pinks little hop when he is just about to turn around to run back in lol its like he's having a tantrum, mummy tell that man to come back with my car

Terrible Avi!!!!!...pppffffhhhh

Wonder if he still gets his commission ?

shouldn't have got out the car. but climbed over to the passenger seat that way the fucker can't steal it...unless he pulls a gun. then the car is his.. unless you try being brave but then get shot then the car is his.. or the man like's knives.. and u struggle with him then he stabs you.. the car is his...or your a complete wimp and he batters you with his fists,, then the car is his.. its a win win situation for the thief.. untill he gets caught by police. pretty hard to beat police,,

good idea, for when going out of state ofcourse.

What the hell happened there!

The guy in the pink shirt runs as if he were a practicing homosexual.

"..wha!! the one up front, with no brakes!!!!!!!!!"

the guy in the pink is all kinds of homosexual, he cudnt have given anymore signs of him being gay

Ah...the old, 'In-Out'.
Nice trick my droog.

lol. i didn't see that coming. talk about brazen.

lol the 2nd guy, i beleive is in pink, Gayest run ever..lmfao

pink shirt must have a cape because he runs back to the parking lot at the end and tries to run and fly up like superman.

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