Backdraft Completely Levels a Building on Fire

Someone was eating too much spicy food.
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That fart blew the shit out of that building.
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my bad... the refried beans kill me every time!!

Thats an after grog bog gone bad!

What the Fuck does Gooni Goo Goo mean.

it means you're a sodomite

Wow... jeez... thanks for clearing that up....Thanks Pastor Ted (Haggard)

i used to live above a chip shop - i moved once it went on fire - the thought of burning was not a good one.

Looks like my ex wife's head when she'd get mad at me.
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I don't miss that bitch...

Nothing like reIGNITING with an old flame.

He was warned not to light that fart...but he wouldn't listen...live and learn.

He was going to send the footage it to evilchilli and youtube, so he got what he deserved.
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at least the firefighters can concentrate on putting the fires out, now they dont have to worry about saving the house.

If I were a fireman I'd concentrate on getting my firehose up in that avatar or yours... it's smooookin'.

Speaking of fires, did anyone hear about the fire at the circus yesterday? The heat was in tents.

I saw that on the news.....a funny looking firetruck rolled up and a endless line of firemen with huge shoes and painted faces got out waving to crowd.
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they were conTENT on watching the building burn.
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When asked why they did not attempt to put out the fire, one firemen was quoted as saying:
"The Roof, The roof, the roof was on fire, but we don't need no water, let the mother...................
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A fireman was polishing his fire engine outside the fire station when he noticed a pretty little girl next door sitting in a little red cart with little ladders hung on the side and a garden hose tightly coiled in the bottom.
The little girl was wearing a fireman's red, helmet and had tied the cart to a dog and a cat. The firefighter walked over to take a closer look.
"That's a lovely fire engine," he said admiringly.
"Thanks," said the little girl.
The fireman looked closer and noticed that the little girl had tied one of the carts strings to the dog's collar and the other to the cat's testicles.
"Little colleague," said the firefighter. "I don't want to tell you how to run your fire engine, but if you were to tie that rope around the cat's collar, I think you could probably go a lot faster."
A puzzled frown creased the little girl's pretty face for a moment. She looked at the wagon, at the dog and at the cat and then shyly looked into the fireman's eyes and said: "You're probably right, but then I wouldn't have a fucking siren, would I?"

Did you hear about the fireman who was sad and lonely?.................. ......................... .................
he missed his old flame.

Paris Hilton says, "...that's hot".

What starts with 'f' and ends with 'uck'?
Firetruck!

good one. I'm going to use that one at work. I work with kids...kidding. (casino busi.)

Oh dear..... this reminds me when i was 13, hot explosion...... the day my hand lost its virginity

that reminds me of when i lit a fire under my bed

That meth lab in the basement aint a secret no more

This was in Paris, Texas. I read about it.
http://theparisnews.com/s tory.lasso?ewcd=9c9a40efd cb75c2c

Don't you think it was something explosive inside, or maybe a floor collapsing?

I think it was the lofts up stairs caving inn. Because it blew out both ends. If it was a propane bottle it would have been found by now. It was a old building. With very little support for the lofts upstairs. They have a poor building code for this town. I think it was an insurance job my self. This building was for sale for a long time. I thought about purchasing a few of these old building but the historical society in this town suck dick. It is run by a bunch of greedy old cock suckers.

*Excuse me*

That was not a backdraft, all windows doors were opened or burned out, this seems like volatile chemical explosion, ie propane natural gas.

It's not a back draft. It was either a flashover or the second floor collapsing on to the first.

ha,that was cool

kablooie

HOLY COW THAT WAS INCREDIBLE ROFL.. gotta love amricans speak...

This is a long one, but good:
There's this big office fire, and a lot of people die, among the deceased are 3 gay friends.
At their funeral their significant others' are talking about what they're going to do with the ashes. First guy says,
"Scott loved to go fishing so Im going to dump his ashes in the sea."
Second guy says:
"George was an avid rock climber so I want to take his ashes up a mountain and release them into the air."
Last guy says"
"Oh, my Barry was a fantastic lover! I want to put his ashes in some chili so he can tear my ass up one last time!"

It was a controlled explosion and an inside job. There is no way a jet caused that

A jet caused it because they hate our freedoms.

Oh god I left the stove on again

i dunno what a backdraft is....but that looked more like an explosion to me...

Fire feeds off oxygen, air. So when a large amount of air gets to the fire burning inside.....BOOM!.
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Usually like opening a door or a large window breaking. The sudden gust of air feeds the fire and creates a huge explosion.
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Like throwing a match on Petrol.
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kurt russel might b in there. after all, his career did go up in flames

Kurt Russel was trapped inside. He actually farted and caused the horizontal shroom cloud.

God damn Chuck Norris did it again...

i hope no one was in there.

was yea.

batman was the one that caused it.

Having someone that is horny, and starts to come on to you is not always a good thing.
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It can sometimes drag you down, and break your heart, and your back and your legs and your arms.
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HOLY COWSHIT

this is what happens when the insurance runs out...
and they all go "fire's so pretty"