Brazilian Driver Gets Ejected During a Race

rather random wasnt it

Was Scott having Homosexual thoughts, maybe he should talk to Priest Maxi about a camp for Bi-Curious boys just like Butters out of South Park did.

If I'm not mistaken, I seen sparks still flying out of his ass at the end of the video

LMFAO....It did look like that didn't it. Like farting pixie dust or something.
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I love the "During a Race" title. Is that racing in Brazil...just start some shit with the cops and as soon as they start to give chase...the race is on.
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He did float like a hovercraft along that pavement. Reminds me of this movie with a huge hovercraft in the middle of the street. It had nice women on it and i think i masterbated to it, kept on rewinding to the part where they jumped up and down. Good times...... prety much 2% of my life has been dedicated to masterbating... and i do enjoy it if you ask!

Me to nothing like a good pull, as a matter a fact.....

That's what happens when we finally eat it...a million stars shoot out of our asses
*the old man on Six Feet Under, sez so*

im just about to finsh 1st beer of the day so bottoms up

And me drinking 12th glass of red wine.
Geee... only 11am NT time and already drunk.
I apologize for my forecoming comments.
But the magic of NT is that it goes backward in time to ssee videoz, so zat i can piss all of my blah blah, nobody will notice except late or retarded people.

wow, his testicles explode like popcorn towards the end of the vid.

i agree , thats messed up

Yeah it's sad when your testicles explode
Worst is that he might have been going to survive after the ejection but unfortunately if he does he wont have a face or a penis because they ground away. Dam you god he could have just as easily landed on his back, but no, you in your depraved ways always makes my toast land buttered side down.

Chico quickly realized that the "race car ejector seat" idea was alot cooler on paper than in actual use.

lol, ejecto seato!

The risk of whacking off while driving.

Look everybody! It's a video of a video! Wow!

This reminds me it's my Wedding Anniversary today..
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Why does it remind me you ask The day my life ended........
NOT REALLY HAPPIEST 8 YEARS OF MY LIFE..

Yeah i agree. Prison...Oh I mean marriage, is great.
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Does your wife know you are playing with NT site ?
C'mon you are always talking about her : you love her ! Happy birthday then ! :beer

yea yea I met my significunt other 2 years ago today happy FUCKING ANTIVERSARY.

the car did the right thing when it ejected this pantsless bastard.

Q: what do u call 4 fagots in a car
A: 4 on the floor & fats all round
..............i deserve shock therapy for that!!

Powdered bone yay!!

I reckon the guy wasn't from the car. I think a car just hit some guy walking around with his pants down. 'Justanotherwanker' did you let your dad out of the house again?

Nah, man, that's not it. That's just how his dad drops him off at the movies.

Knock over a station, get free gas!

He scraped his Brazilian nuts.

Is that his soul leaving his body? I thought it was coming out of his arse the 1st time, but I think it was from between his shoulders after watching it again.

Hey that reminds me of a joke.
What was the last thing going through Princess Di's mind?
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The steering wheel

James bonds new ejection device needed work..

hell yeah... i can go very fast, check it out!

His face smeared along the pavement quite nicely. The sort of face painting you don't want your kids to get.

Batman needs to fix that eject button....

Joke stealer

Brazil always has been known for their nuts.

oh my god! did you see the ghost at 16 sec mark over the nothing toxic name? reminds me of other so called ghost tapes...

whats that light bouncing out of his body at the 12 second mark?

dont wank and drive man

Second to Rugby or even Cricket that is Australian males National passtime , WANKERS

Obviously you suffer from Penis even, I pity you I really do
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http://en.wikipedia.org/w iki/Penis_envy

Penis even?
Wow, the Penis odd crowd must be jealous.

*Envy, even I....

I have just this moment deciphered the meanings behind your neolithic communications skills and realized you are upset. Yet you are most likely so repressed, to the degree, that your cognitive abilities to discern that which you are feeling and subsequently communicate such affects in an effective and respectful manner is beyond your punitive abilities.
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This is an OPEN Forum, which means, everyone can express their opinion & comments. Have you heard of this concept? Judging from your failed attempt to insult me with your feeble, aggressive, juvenile expressions of discontent toward my comment, you have no such intellectual awareness.
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People of your common stock, son, lack the capacity to express such discontent, as you have, without the automatic conditioned response of aggression.

When he regains consciousness, his face is going to look like ass.

WOW nobody saw his spirit orb leave his body and bounce away. I did. it's a must see again!

well it dosnt look like ill get a 3rd anniversary my sweet darling significant other just saw my post . been good fellow NT ers ill see if i can use my laptop in the hospitol., OUCH IT IZ HELL TYPING WITH ONLY 1 PINKY FINGER

yawn , you have penis on your mind alot ya WANKER

Sir, I wrote the the following to another person of your fine caliber. I think it also applies to yourself.
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I have just this moment deciphered the meanings behind your neolithic communications skills and realized you are upset. Yet you are most likely so repressed, to the degree, that your cognitive abilities to discern that which you are feeling and subsequently communicate such affects in an effective and respectful manner is beyond your primitive abilities.
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This is an OPEN Forum, which means, everyone can express their opinion & comments. Have you heard of this concept? Judging from your failed attempt to insult me with your feeble, aggressive, juvenile expressions of discontent toward my comment, you have no such intellectual awareness.
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People of your common stock, son, lack the capacity to express such discontent, as you have, without the automatic conditioned response of aggression.

dam, thats messed up gas price was high there....!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!