Moron Fakes a Heart Attack to Attempt a Mistrial

what a vaj...

She is the best judge ever!

Nah, that would be Judge Judith Sheindlin.

Not Jewish enough.

I don't get it.

Jews make good laywers.

But I said "Best Judge" not "Best Lawyer".

how long did he think about that then? must have decided on the way to court. Dumbass.

If it doesnt fit, you must aquit, er, or fake a heart attack.

...if you fake like dope
....better not drop the soap

What a Wolly!!!

Was that Terry Crews?????

judge judy is right.she was faking a heart attack. hemp hemp hemp

They were going to free him but he had a date in jail with Bubba (AKA Broomstick Betty), that he did not want to miss.
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He just wanted to stop at the hospital to get him some flowers.
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HAHAHA worth ago i suppose on second thoughts go to jail and save your self looking like a twat

A criminal's best asset, is his Lie-ability

How true!

"Did she inform you if she had family in another part of Ohio?......She'd never provided with you....scuse me....."
I reckon it was just the embarrassment from not being able to construct a sentence that toppled him over.

It would be awesome if the next trial he has he actually did have a heart attack and no one was really bothered. loser

Damn rappers.

Take your stupid prejudiced views elsewhere; they are not welcome on this site. You are an idiot.

Im a chicken............... MEOW MEOW MEOW

You are going to be deleted...............BYE BYE BYE

Unless he's faking it. Court of judge zykron dismissed.

Zyk, thanks for the best laugh of the day written in blue a few posts up.

LOL nice was waiting for someone to get to this retard...

Zyk - if that was you - you deserve COTD

I ain't never gonna get COTD, though I've come a point or two off at times.

You are a chicken, that's why you talk shit behind a computer. I honor you armchair warrior *bows*

You are just typical of a stupid person (Moron). I would like to say that noone really gives a flying spaghetti monster weather or not you die or gets killed or flys. You're stupid, none likes stupid people except for stupid people. Its jst a fact of life

Now this post just looks stupid since it is a play on JAW's original post that got deleted.

LOL

he was sellin , but the judge aint buying it , good try though

I bet if the deputy had said something to the effect of, -
"Sgt we need to defibrulate this man but we don't have the paddles, I'll just have to make due with the Taser.... EVERYONE CLEAR TASER TASER TASER"-
Mr. fake heart attack would be "miraculously" healed!

I think there has been some airports cops that have used that excuse before haven't there.
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(Jokes).
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Well you know how it is bro... Sometimes we just can't resist the fun and exitement of letting someone "Ride the Lightning" and have that full body muscle spasm/palsy moment for 5 seconds or so!! - And besides, sometimes it's REALLY funny!!

Ride the lightning.....I Love it.
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James Hetfield would be proud.
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I'd say it would be funny doing it.....getting it though would be another story. I have never seen them laughing in the videos yet when they get it so I don't think they appreciate the humour in it. Party Poopers
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Judge: "Attempting to give a fuck..................... ......................... ......................... ...............FUCK NOT GIVEN!"

the judge must have seen a lot of these..she caught him immediately

Judge: "Attempting to give a fuck.......fuck not given"

Must've went to Paris hilton acting school...what a twat..

now he can really say he blew trial.

L.O.fucking L!

That judge can fuck me with her bossy voice haha!!

its true..................... ................the next day he tried to convince the judge that his a fence

Shits your pants next time buddy, it always works for me in sticky situation.
PS for such bad acting I hope you drop the soap.

i love how your avatar sort of enforces your comment. and slightly look like an unshaved Mugabe