Kid Crashes his Mountain Bike and Screams Hilariously

I swear to God that sounded like a pig.

I thought you Aussies shagged sheep, not pigs.

You know whats so funny, the fact I make one harmless joke and the brits go nuts with the insults!!!!!!!!! I love it, Now don't get jealous about our Dingos, Roos or Sheep. Just cause you have no other option than to shag a big pink pig on a Friday night at the local brothel after a night on the turps with the lads, doesn't mean you have to insult our treasured species.

I just misread 'turps' as 'turnips'. What a shit night out on the turnips!

I reply just to see a frog near a cock.
I like this idea.

I opened my email and read what you wrote 'I reply just to see a frog near a cock' and I thought WTF is this dude smokin.....now I see lmao!

Thanxx Simon from Australia.
BTW I am really French and happy (nobody's perfect).

Hey no worries Frenchie!

Have a nice day !
I am going to sleep after all those liters of red wine watching stupid videos as i like.
Cheeeeeers to you all NT commenters. Special mention to : *** regular posters burps!
I like this site because i learnt so much as a reader, and i know i will learn more as a writer.
Seriously off topic !

hey man, you have to give it to him. That line was pure ownage..

That's kiwi's your thinking of. We shear em.....really, we do.
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By "shear" I assume that you mean "share" but with an aussie accent. Kind of like a gangbang?

Shear..........The word Sounds like: "Your starting shit for the SHEER fun of it"
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Do you ever do work while your at work Nicklo?
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No but he has a great time shagging his male boss

I just popped into work to sort out some equipment. Should have taken 15 mins, but i got sidetracked (internet) so it took 3 hours. I'm home now and i've just realised that i didn't actually do what I went in to do!

How do kiwi`s practice safe sex
They paint an X on the sheep that kick`s

from the sound of that his nut must now be the size of footballs

i think he must have hurt himself.

Squeal like a pig! Shit, he wasnt even duct-taped to a tree with a hillbilly on his ass........

That squeal did remind me of that movie Deliverance

I didn't see Ned Beatty, Burt Reynolds, or that fugly banjo picking kid anywhere...

lmao

I was thinking invasion of the body snatchers

I'm with you, here you go, sir:
http://youtube.com/watch? v=RyKvD-4IxOY
any similarities...
http://www.youtube.com/wa tch?v=ANZ5xXlNCC4

his scream slowed down sounded exactly like the ED209 from Robocop when it falls down the stairs. amazing.

--->>4U just for remembering ED209.
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He could have destroyed Robocop if only he did not have though little scrawny legs. One flight of stairs...and it's all over.
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ED209 was the coolest (and poorly designed) robot ever!!!!!

It must have hurt, no doubt about it.
And i agree with simon, when thats repeated in slom-mo, it really looks like a pig..

Sounds like that noise from Pump up the Volume.

Well ot so much the guy falling but the girl that screamed reminds me of that day i threw rocks off a bridge and it hit this infant who was in his mothers hands. Then i said sorry and we disposed of the child and had sex, that week i hadnt wanked so much so i gave her a belly full of cum. The second time i went i tried to pull it out only to relise that i cumed all over my shirt.

that was so lame

You have a strange sense of humor, fella.

I don't think you are 16 at all....but I do believe that ASIO or other internet policing organizations would be interested in meeting you.
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Biker dude turned into miss piggy at the end.
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Kermit must have got to him him just off camera.
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This guy must have had the same bike mechanic as that guy the other day.
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when i broke my leg i screamed like a little girl for about 10 min , it hurt like hell

Funny how it sometimes takes the mind a few extra seconds to let someone know they are hurt.........Riding my bike, jumping a hill, oh no this isnt good, crash, 1 mississippi 2 mississippi, scream like a little bitch

he sounded like a strangulated hernia. hemp hemp hemp

My wife screams like that when she's geting banged...
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The gardner told me....

BTW I'm gonna have to get more fertilizer are that flowerbed is going to die.

and quit squirting the Pussy Willow damn it..

did he break a nail?

i hope that was the blair witch screaming like that.

hahahahahahahaha......... ....................he talks like Michael Jackson now

EEEEEEEEEEheeeeeeeeee!