Comments - Moron Fakes a Heart Attack to Attempt a Mistrial
category: Bizarre | views: 59975 | posted on: 07/05/2008
This is actually how OJ got off. They just didn't show it.
jackrussel01 [ban] | Jul 5 08 : 4:21am
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HAHAHA worth ago i suppose on second thoughts go to jail and save your self looking like a twat
spunktubber [ban] | Jul 5 08 : 4:26am
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"Did she inform you if she had family in another part of Ohio?......She'd never provided with you....scuse me....."
I reckon it was just the embarrassment from not being able to construct a sentence that toppled him over.
PlasticBottles [ban] | Jul 5 08 : 4:29am
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It would be awesome if the next trial he has he actually did have a heart attack and no one was really bothered. loser
dirty bertie from number 30 [ban] | Jul 5 08 : 5:25am
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Take your stupid prejudiced views elsewhere; they are not welcome on this site. You are an idiot.
paintedhorse [ban] | Jul 5 08 : 4:34am
he was sellin , but the judge aint buying it , good try though
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Ride the lightning.....I Love it.
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James Hetfield would be proud.
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I'd say it would be funny doing it.....getting it though would be another story. I have never seen them laughing in the videos yet when they get it so I don't think they appreciate the humour in it. Party Poopers 
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DiscoBiscuit [ban] | Jul 5 08 : 4:43am
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Judge: "Attempting to give a fuck..................... ......................... ......................... ...............FUCK NOT GIVEN!"
dirty bertie from number 30 [ban] | Jul 5 08 : 5:53am
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Actually this person's "defence" is more believable than that of O.J. Problem is, he doesn't have an expensive legal team to hoodwink everyone.
HappyFrogEater [ban] | Jul 5 08 : 8:26am
This reminds me the video of the rat simulating death for the cat :
http://www.nothingtoxic.c om/media/12149634..._to_E vade_a_Cat
At the end : OWNED!
Buster Hymen [ban] | Jul 5 08 : 10:10am
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Should of tazered his ass, that would've snapped him out of it
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He better man up real quick before he hits the slammer....Dudes LOVE to fuck dead or comatose fellow prisoners...they don't sqirm so much, so more guys can get their rocks off...he'll go to prison as a tight end but by the time he gets out he will be a wide-receiver......
ItsAllGoodInDaHood [ban] | Jul 5 08 : 3:25pm
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hahaha, this is the funniest ever bit of courtroom footage i have ever seen in my entire life since i was born forever and ever since i can that has ever come up on the internet ever in my entire life
TetsuoShima [ban] | Jul 5 08 : 4:48pm
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He chose to represent himself. I would say that is a good indication of his brilliance
iMasturbate [ban] | Jul 6 08 : 7:08am
nice try buddy. you had it until you sat in your chair slumped over breathing regularly.
thequotablepatella [ban] | Jul 6 08 : 7:15am
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It would be hilarious if he actually did have an heart attack minutes later.
dokter habbs [ban] | Jul 6 08 : 4:49pm
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i liked it at the end were he was just sat there...thinking to himself...
"thel belive me if i just keep it up"
xxx
pikemaster [ban] | Jul 6 08 : 5:58pm
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would be wicked if he was the boy who cried wolf and died there in that chair and shit his nice white sit
Bubbles MaGee [ban] | Jul 30 08 : 10:30pm
I'm not a doctor but my initials are M.D.. I think it IS a hart attack. You guys are soooo cynical. He probably has permanent hart damage because no one helped that poor man. He couldn't even afford a lawyer and had to represent himself.
Revolution [ban] | Jul 9 08 : 9:51pm
"Please excuse me your honor while i have a heart attack" fucking priceless!!
Interpolation [ban] | Jul 12 08 : 3:57pm
I guess they don't teach you Narcolepsy in drama class. Or maybe that pre-trial blunt wasnt such a good idea after all.
flippinbitch [ban] | Jul 18 08 : 1:24am
should of studied up on heart attacks first....you grab your arm asshole....he is such a prize to the human race
TRP OPERATOR.45 [ban] | Oct 10 08 : 3:37am
Poor O.J. Now he goes to fuck u up the ass prison. That's what happends when you kill your wife and then do a armed robbery. I thought he could get a fair trial. Hmmmmmmmmm I guess him writing the book How I Killed them was a bad Idea. hahahahaha.
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