Comments - Kid Crashes his Mountain Bike and Screams Hilariously

I swear to God that sounded like a pig.

I thought you Aussies shagged sheep, not pigs.

You know whats so funny, the fact I make one harmless joke and the brits go nuts with the insults!!!!!!!!! I love it, Now don't get jealous about our Dingos, Roos or Sheep. Just cause you have no other option than to shag a big pink pig on a Friday night at the local brothel after a night on the turps with the lads, doesn't mean you have to insult our treasured species.

I just misread 'turps' as 'turnips'. What a shit night out on the turnips!

I reply just to see a frog near a cock.
I like this idea.

I opened my email and read what you wrote 'I reply just to see a frog near a cock' and I thought WTF is this dude smokin.....now I see lmao!

Thanxx Simon from Australia.
BTW I am really French and happy (nobody's perfect).

Hey no worries Frenchie!

Have a nice day !
I am going to sleep after all those liters of red wine watching stupid videos as i like.
Cheeeeeers to you all NT commenters. Special mention to : *** regular posters burps!
I like this site because i learnt so much as a reader, and i know i will learn more as a writer.
Seriously off topic !

hey man, you have to give it to him. That line was pure ownage..

That's kiwi's your thinking of. We shear em.....really, we do.
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By "shear" I assume that you mean "share" but with an aussie accent. Kind of like a gangbang?

Shear..........The word Sounds like: "Your starting shit for the SHEER fun of it"
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Do you ever do work while your at work Nicklo?
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No but he has a great time shagging his male boss

I just popped into work to sort out some equipment. Should have taken 15 mins, but i got sidetracked (internet) so it took 3 hours. I'm home now and i've just realised that i didn't actually do what I went in to do!

How do kiwi`s practice safe sex
They paint an X on the sheep that kick`s

from the sound of that his nut must now be the size of footballs

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Squeal like a pig! Shit, he wasnt even duct-taped to a tree with a hillbilly on his ass........

That squeal did remind me of that movie Deliverance

I didn't see Ned Beatty, Burt Reynolds, or that fugly banjo picking kid anywhere...

lmao

I was thinking invasion of the body snatchers

I'm with you, here you go, sir:
http://youtube.com/watch? v=RyKvD-4IxOY
any similarities...
http://www.youtube.com/wa tch?v=ANZ5xXlNCC4

his scream slowed down sounded exactly like the ED209 from Robocop when it falls down the stairs. amazing.

--->>4U just for remembering ED209.
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He could have destroyed Robocop if only he did not have though little scrawny legs. One flight of stairs...and it's all over.
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ED209 was the coolest (and poorly designed) robot ever!!!!!

Sounds like that noise from Pump up the Volume.

Well ot so much the guy falling but the girl that screamed reminds me of that day i threw rocks off a bridge and it hit this infant who was in his mothers hands. Then i said sorry and we disposed of the child and had sex, that week i hadnt wanked so much so i gave her a belly full of cum. The second time i went i tried to pull it out only to relise that i cumed all over my shirt.

that was so lame

You have a strange sense of humor, fella.

I don't think you are 16 at all....but I do believe that ASIO or other internet policing organizations would be interested in meeting you.
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Biker dude turned into miss piggy at the end.
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Kermit must have got to him him just off camera.
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This guy must have had the same bike mechanic as that guy the other day.
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when i broke my leg i screamed like a little girl for about 10 min , it hurt like hell

Funny how it sometimes takes the mind a few extra seconds to let someone know they are hurt.........Riding my bike, jumping a hill, oh no this isnt good, crash, 1 mississippi 2 mississippi, scream like a little bitch

he sounded like a strangulated hernia. hemp hemp hemp

My wife screams like that when she's geting banged...
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The gardner told me....

BTW I'm gonna have to get more fertilizer are that flowerbed is going to die.

and quit squirting the Pussy Willow damn it..

did he break a nail?

i hope that was the blair witch screaming like that.

hahahahahahahaha......... ....................he talks like Michael Jackson now

By the sound of that squeal you would think he just lost his nuts in a Guillotine.

Hey Boo Boo those nails should stop them trashing Jellystone Park .
Now thats go get a picnic basket.

he can feel it..........he can feel it........ he can feel it...............OOOOOOOO OOOOOOhh!!!

His bike and his girl need oil.
Cooking oil for the girl.

That'll bring the feminists in their hoards Zyk.
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Or Human Rights activist protesting about cannibalism.
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I'll deal with the Human Rights group, I can talk them into feminist cannibalism.

......I Hope So.
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that sounded painful

Puberty is not over for him yet.

First time was like a pig getting cut and second time sounded like he was having too much fun

did anyone else notice this kid is doing bike stunts in a marijuana field?
"quit your squeeling kid, grab one of those little bushes over there, roll a leaf or two in this (hands him some paper) ..you'll be ok, kiddo"

Why would he even put this online? Now everyone knows what a giant vagina he is.

Sounded like a pig with a knife in the neck...

It's OK... The ground broke his fall.

actually, it sounds like it was his girlfriend\sister who broke his fall

Doesn't matter whom/what broke his fall. It's funny because it happened to him.

well, im terribly sorry that i cockblocked your hilarious joke sweetie... what can i do to make it up to you? and dont say "kill yourself". its so terribly ggay

Since when guys started calling each other "sweetie". What's next? Are you going to trip and accidentally suck my dick?

since when do guys start to have female avatars? whats next? are you going to seduce me like some 14 old boy and arrange for a meeting and then when we met up, i realize youre just a 43 old paedophile, only, its too late because you catch me before i can get away and anally fucking rape me with a car battery?

lets just all get along and watch people get hurt together n i dont think your a guy, burlap, less im way off...

yes, im a guy. i just have (a) really beautiful eye(s)