One day Im gonna be as tough as that

one day ill be as smart as that.

ONe day I'll join the Army like that.

One day, I'll punch back.

It's not that great,as you can see too many people think it's a great party trick to try to knock you out.

Cop a smack in the face and then just take a swig of some scotch....I'm still laughing at that shit...funny as.
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We ex-Army may not be very smart, but were pretty damn tough

I'm going to keep drinking till I cant feel a damned thing.
Slurp...OK now hit me again.

Drinking too much is a serious ale-ment.

That punch, is just high spirits

its one of those jack danniels training camps

"That's my boy!"
Well I guess that just proves how encouraging their father-son relationship is. He must be adopted.

When I was getting wasted I was looking to hit pussy not letting a pussy hit me....people these days...

Dumb shit. Never gonna knock him out by hitting him in the side of the jaw. It will just break his jaw. you need to hit him at least slightly front on so his jaw smashes into the mandibular nerve, that will do the trick.

Some people will do anything to impress their friends. I just wish I could be as cool as that guy. Take a punch, take a drink. Just awesome.

Fags

somewhere in this video there is a hidden pun that will change history, i just cant think of it

What a cracker vid...

Well, he's gonna feel that in the morning

your in the army now

I could think of better things to do if you really feel you have nothing to live for.....like tie a bomb to yourself and kill a few people......ohhh wait the sand monkeys beat me to it

How bout this:
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Take a hit from the Bong.
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"Bong" was the guy that punched him
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hes a tuff guy , he sure can take a punch. id tell my mom if anybody hit me like that , then she would kill em , i love my mom.

This is a clip from a porno. after it cuts off, the frat guys have a massive sword fight to determine who is the Alpha.

Why not just pound your head against a wall?

"Im so tough i let people punch me in the face at parties. I'm so cool and tough." - Idiot Thought Process

yea really. that's all they get: a false sense of satisfaction. can't wait to meet up with this dude tomorrow and hear all about it.

Army strong.. I hope he gets liquor poisoning. Douch doesn't deserve to hold a bottle of Jacks.

fuck u

hey LITTLE jeyrod appears with more adult conversation!!!

It's kinda funny actually... JJ can't even go to the trouble of swearing correctly. Honestly, how hard can it be to type - Fuck You.

The pain with be with you tomorrow son, it's in the post!!

very cute... oh the good times, and medical bills... what's next? oh that's right join the army...

so,where is the bit where he got his jaw broken?

Drink the pain away, buddy. You're gonna feel it tomorrow, though.

i send u sex wee which i have made with my hands and penis over ur pic , i hope she is someone really dear to u , as i have wanked my crank to point of bleeding in ur honour patwan , peace be with u brother

Can somebody translate this for me?

yea the words he typed were blah blah blah blah blah blah sex blank blank blank

He said he jerked off over your avatar and he wanked so hard that he bled and blew his load on the monitor screen and he hopes that it was you in the avatar and not one of your friends.
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There is a team Of pyschologists on their way to his house now with nets and tranquilizer rifles. He will get the help he needs I hope
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In Australia, we had to listen to John Howard's speeches for almost 12 years...so I speak retard fluently.
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I'll also give a quick "Kiss My Ass" in advance, to anyone who uses that last bit as a entry point to attack me
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one day im gonna be as insulting as you

yea one day ill be as famouse, not like the guy ontop of me but the guy on top of the guy thatss ontop of me.......

Sir, I wrote the the following to another person of your fine caliber. I think it also applies to yourself.
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I have just this moment deciphered the meanings behind your neolithic communications skills and realized you are upset. Yet you are most likely so repressed, to the degree, that your cognitive abilities to discern that which you are feeling and subsequently communicate such affects in an effective and respectful manner is beyond your punitive abilities.
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This is an OPEN Forum, which means, everyone can express their opinion & comments. Have you heard of this concept? Judging from your failed attempt to insult me with your feeble, aggressive, juvenile expressions of discontent toward my comment, you have no such intellectual awareness.
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People of your common stock, son, lack the capacity to express such discontent, as you have, without the automatic conditioned response of aggression

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hardly looks like his jaw was broken

No such thing as too many of these

FUCKEN DUMBASS...ALL HE WANTED WAS TO BONE THAT GIRL THAT WAS OUT OF CAMERA

Dam... why he dont break that alcohol bottle on his head? :S or that bottle was the price for get pwned?

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