Comments - Scream of Death After a Crazy Swing Off a Bridge

category: Funny | views: 63455 | posted on: 07/07/2008

In fairness to him, he probably thought he was about to die...and didn't like it.

hypnoticjoker [ban] | Jul 7 08 : 2:02am

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He couldnt shit himself due to the extreme wedgie he was getting, hence the cry of agonizing pain icon_stoned.gif

Nicklo2k [ban] | Jul 7 08 : 4:09am

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I haven't seen a man swing like that since they printed that paedophile's address in the paper.

en jaywest [ban] | Jul 7 08 : 5:46am

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that was probably one of the funniest videos ive seen. icon_stoned.gif icon_stoned.gif icon_beer.gif icon_beer.gif

jcp517 [ban] | Jul 7 08 : 4:16am

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Carrot Top is crazy!

Rollo [ban] | Jul 7 08 : 4:29am

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He was on a swing, not a see saw! icon_stoned.gif

Krazy [ban] | Jul 7 08 : 4:17am

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icon_eek.gif That sounded like a baby taking its first breaths of air......reminds me of my daughters being born icon_wink.gif

ItsAllGoodInDaHood [ban] | Jul 7 08 : 4:18am

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sounded like when jerry smashes tom's foot with an acme hammer icon_cheesygrin.gif

Killerdude [ban] | Jul 7 08 : 4:25am

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Just a frayed rope away from a splashing good video....

Rollo [ban] | Jul 7 08 : 4:37am

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I'm a frayed knot though. icon_lol.gif

ItsAllGoodInDaHood [ban] | Jul 7 08 : 7:55am

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nice 1 icon_cheesygrin.gif

Sushi69 [ban] | Jul 7 08 : 4:25am

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Sounds like that moment you realise that you have tangled one of your nuts in the harness to me! icon_eek.gif icon_eek.gif icon_eek.gif

billyzane [ban] | Jul 7 08 : 4:32am

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this sounds EXACTYLY like a video i watched of this black guy having a crazy orgasm with a white woman, lol seriouisly, anybody know what im talking about?

Krazy [ban] | Jul 7 08 : 4:34am

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urrrm no because i dont watch that stuff icon_wink.gif *looks over shoulder*

simonp_au [ban] | Jul 7 08 : 4:32am

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I liked that video but there's no use hanging around icon_rolleyes.gif

zykron [ban] | Jul 7 08 : 4:33am

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I screamed like that too when I was 7, some bitch stole my ice cream cone and the ice cream truck guy had already taken off. I had to wait until summer came back before I saw him again. icon_sad.gif

Pumekuhp [ban] | Jul 7 08 : 4:35am

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Now I understand the popularity of the swinging lifestyle. I've been trying to get the wife interested but she would never go for it...maybe this vid will help change her mind. icon_razz.gif

monchichi025 [ban] | Jul 7 08 : 4:36am

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god damn he swung far, the last slowed down screams sounded like a semi truck icon_lol.gif

liacon [ban] | Jul 7 08 : 4:39am

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That looked pretty intense!
Oh wait, intense is where campers sleep.
I meant scary! icon_wink.gif

paintedhorse [ban] | Jul 7 08 : 4:46am

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you kill me , very good stuff

scotty2hotty! [ban] | Jul 7 08 : 5:21am

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A good laugh to start off my week! Last week wasn't so good.

neebuz [ban] | Jul 7 08 : 11:41am

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what happened last week

scotty2hotty! [ban] | Jul 7 08 : 11:58am

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Let's just say that I'm glad I fuck my lawyer from time to time!

chopsuey [ban] | Jul 7 08 : 2:43pm

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that bad huh? well, glad to see you're doing better.. icon_beer.gif

scotty2hotty! [ban] | Jul 8 08 : 5:25am

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Thanks icon_beer.gif

GymRat [ban] | Jul 7 08 : 5:32am

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I bet someone shit themselves.

RReaper [ban] | Jul 7 08 : 5:35am

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simonp_au on Jul 7 08 : 6:32am wrote:
I liked that video but there's no use hanging around
The Video was actually a little funny , unlike your lame post , keep trying , have a fosters ya wanker

simonp_au [ban] | Jul 7 08 : 6:16am

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Sir, I wrote the the following to another person of your fine caliber. I think it also applies to yourself.
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I have just this moment deciphered the meanings behind your neolithic communications skills and realized you are upset. Yet you are most likely so repressed, to the degree, that your cognitive abilities to discern that which you are feeling and subsequently communicate such affects in an effective and respectful manner is beyond your primitive abilities.
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This is an OPEN Forum, which means, everyone can express their opinion & comments. Have you heard of this concept? Judging from your failed attempt to insult me with your feeble, aggressive, juvenile expressions of discontent toward my comment, you have no such intellectual awareness.
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People of your common stock, son, lack the capacity to express such discontent, as you have, without the automatic conditioned response of aggression.
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Maybe this can give you some insight into your problems......
http://en.wikipedia.org/w iki/Penis_envy
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And so he keeps proving my point icon_cheesygrin.gif

howsey [ban] | Jul 7 08 : 7:11am

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Jesus?!? shut the fuck up

simonp_au [ban] | Jul 7 08 : 7:39am

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Oh did you need help with interpretation and comprehension? Lets start with A, B, C, D, E, F, G....... icon_rolleyes.gif

howsey [ban] | Jul 7 08 : 7:48am

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just take the rod out of your ass and chill the fuck out

simonp_au [ban] | Jul 7 08 : 7:50am

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I'm as cold as ice icon_wink.gif

howsey [ban] | Jul 7 08 : 7:56am

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i agree! Mr. personality

howsey [ban] | Jul 7 08 : 8:03am

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and stop rating your own comments you sad git

simonp_au [ban] | Jul 7 08 : 8:09am

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How is that possible?

simonp_au [ban] | Jul 7 08 : 8:04am

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Its ok son, you obviously you cant understand what the text is saying. This guy is stalking me.

zykron [ban] | Jul 7 08 : 8:44am

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He got probed by an alien? icon_eek.gif icon_eek.gif
No wonder people hate illegals.

JoeyLad [ban] | Jul 7 08 : 11:38pm

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I have to agree!!

tobby [ban] | Jul 7 08 : 5:37am

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the police found timmy my friend swinging from a bridge................... ..i miss him icon_neutral.gif

TetsuoShima [ban] | Jul 7 08 : 5:58am

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Have some self respect guy. There is only one other more humiliating way to die that I can think of, and that is dying on the toilet.

Kaos2008 [ban] | Jul 7 08 : 6:09am

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He sounded like he was changing gears. icon_cheesygrin.gif
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johnnylaw [ban] | Jul 7 08 : 6:13am

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That is absolutely hysterical.

Gplanet [ban] | Jul 7 08 : 6:54am

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DAMN SLO - MOTIONS KILL ME LMFAO!! icon_cheesygrin.gif icon_cheesygrin.gif icon_stoned.gif

Killjoy [ban] | Jul 7 08 : 6:58am

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Wahahaha, hilarious! Are they norwegian? Sounds like they're saying "oh maan.. er du klar?" which means "oh maan.. are you ready?"

ugggggggg [ban] | Jul 7 08 : 7:03am

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his anus cheeks must have clenched ferrociously!!!! hemp hemp hemp icon_wink.gif

newsense [ban] | Jul 7 08 : 7:08am

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This rope hasn't always been able to do tricks, it was taut.....

kiki99 [ban] | Jul 7 08 : 7:14am

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Krazy [ban] | Jul 7 08 : 7:33am

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Two words.....FUCK OFF you spamming piece of shit!!!! icon_evil.gif
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Would be great if a member on here knew how to take sites down and decided to fuck yours up icon_wink.gif

Kaos2008 [ban] | Jul 7 08 : 7:38am

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10, 9 , 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1........DELETED
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howsey [ban] | Jul 7 08 : 7:17am

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does anyone remember the 'liver donor' scene in 'meaning of life?'. same guy?

Krokodil [ban] | Jul 7 08 : 7:23am

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billyzane on Jul 7 08 : 6:32am wrote:
this sounds EXACTYLY like a video i watched of this black guy having a crazy orgasm with a white woman, lol seriouisly, anybody know what im talking about?
I remember it, and I have searched areand for it. Can not seem to find it, though. It really fucking cracked me up.
Can anyone please find it for me?

billyzane [ban] | Jul 7 08 : 8:54am

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its on the site efukt.com, you have to go through a lot of pages and i am too stoned for that lol.

Uncouth [ban] | Jul 7 08 : 8:58am

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Lexington Steele is his name. He completed a stockbrokers degree and university then became a porn star. Go figure.

Uncouth [ban] | Jul 8 08 : 6:26am

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Thats him. I was mistaken on the college degree type though. Cheers. icon_beer.gif

chartrule [ban] | Jul 7 08 : 8:00am

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aren't you supposta release the rope at the end ?

Winthorp [ban] | Jul 7 08 : 8:10am

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When he wakes up tomorrow, the air will be fresh. His breakfast will be the best food he ever had. When we goes to work, he will be thankful he has the ability to work. Then one day he will realize his life went no where, and wish he had died that one day long long ago.

BEERMAN [ban] | Jul 7 08 : 8:52am

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DAMN-I HATE HEIGHTS !!
after vids like this, it takes me a while to get outta the chair - ma asshole won't letgo of the fuckin seat icon_frown.gif
cuppla brews later - ALL IS WELL - by puttin on double depends, it eliminates that problem for future vids - AND- i kin go HOURS without goin to da head icon_lol.gif icon_lol.gif icon_lol.gif icon_lol.gif
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TheDeutscher [ban] | Jul 7 08 : 8:52am

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Why they saying: "Eins, zwei, drei...flieg!" (= german "One, two, three...fly!")
I don't believe this baby is German...propably a shit-in-the-pants from Austria ;-)

Kimma [ban] | Jul 7 08 : 3:12pm

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They are norwegian..eins zwei drei is just something they say, and then they say ¨slipp¨ not ¨flieg¨ witch means release. icon_beer.gif

BigDrew59 [ban] | Jul 7 08 : 8:57am

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Everyvideo today had pointless slow motion.

8039 [ban] | Jul 7 08 : 9:59am

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Every NT video has pointless slow motion.

Icarus [ban] | Jul 7 08 : 9:24am

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It sounded like me the next morning after a jalapeño eating contest.

globetick [ban] | Jul 7 08 : 9:43am

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Repeater: Sounds like my ex on our wedding night when she saw my small my dick.

Skitzoap [ban] | Jul 7 08 : 10:04am

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God bless slow motion. EVERYTHING is better in slow-mo.

kdt55 [ban] | Jul 7 08 : 10:11am

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^ Why is the little blue fucker happy about AIDS? ^

shrekimus [ban] | Jul 7 08 : 10:17am

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SIRCAM73 [ban] | Jul 7 08 : 10:21am

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Spiderman, Spiderman, does whatever a spider can ...Spiderman, Spiderman friendly neighborhood Spiderman icon_stoned.gif icon_stoned.gif

Iron Man [ban] | Jul 7 08 : 10:25am

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I guess Murphy's law took the day off. Not like the Law of Gravity that son of a bitch is always on the clock. icon_beer.gif

ululoa [ban] | Jul 7 08 : 12:26pm

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awesome simply awesome i can0t stop laughing...it seems he's screaming "weeeetpaaants daaaaaad YYIRRK! icon_cheesygrin.gif icon_cheesygrin.gif

Dobermann [ban] | Jul 7 08 : 1:34pm

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oh my god, im crying hahahaha.. icon_beer.gif

iMasturbate [ban] | Jul 7 08 : 1:44pm

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i bet he won't forget that.

thumpic [ban] | Jul 7 08 : 2:07pm

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I scream like that during Taco Bell shits............

Boobs R Good [ban] | Jul 7 08 : 2:11pm

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Mountain Bike boy is at it again!

billyzane [ban] | Jul 7 08 : 5:05pm

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i literally have watched this about 20 times in a row. and i think this will never get old. this is the wheres the beef or nothingtoxic, ....lol