Now give him a 357 and let him attempt to blow an apple of the guys head.
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If he misses and takes off billy bobs head here, then that would be NT entertainment.
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The Trailer park version of Gallagher

if he cut his head off wud he have been melon-collie

bastid, i was gonna say that, not fair (as in fun fair)

i was hopeing that the watermelon would roll off at the last second..

Meh, I guess no one has seen Russian army in training.,.
http://www.theatre.ubc.ca /house_atreus/ima...army_ mayhem.jpg

Even if the lil guy missed, there is no way he would've ever hit bone, organs, etc...so it was safer than the viewing audience realized.

What a prick....he was asked to go shopping not chopping

He had a lot of padding incase the kid slipped. Chunky-monkey!

truffle shuffle

fat back and lard right on his belly LOL
Why the hell is there a kid with a katana?
Fucking morons.

lol what was the flag in the background

Hey I live in America but thank god I am not a redneck American. I am in the northeast. New England!!!

Redneck entertainment.

no way in hell i,m gonna do that , maybe i could get my sister to try it , she likes laying on her back in the backyard . and its true ,i like to watch her.

That sounded even more disgusting the second I read it bro.
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I've got the number of a great Psychiatrist if you want it....I think it may be a good idea
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its all good my friend

And just where is your backyard in case I want to drop by and hump your sister's leg?

you should have a turn , everyone else has

I know a really cool song called "my sistere pubic hair". I think you would like it. it goese something like this
"When i keep on dreaming bout it, sisters pubic hair so fine. and i just cant live without it, looks and feel so much like mine"

what is wrong with you people?
an object as sharp as a banana can cut a watermelon!
theres no chance the guy would get hurt

The guy laying down should just split.

wow, that guy owns. i wouldn't do that in a million years.

Now sharpen the blade and try again....

hahahahahahahaha that watermelon looked like a tumor on his fat gut

mamece2 what kind of bananas do you eat? wtf I mean the sharp kind not the flesh colored one that taste like sweat and spit at you!

Table is easier to slice your watermelon

Martial arts fusion meets the trailer park boys.

Martial arts fusion meets the trailer park boys.

Now let's go catch a greased pig.

Someone get me a jug of hooch.

that guy must have abs of steel

he's good at this but he can't hit a pinata for shit

Too bad the guy didn't have his dick stuck in the watermelon. That would have been awesome.

Im sure alcohol was involved

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Atleast we can say if he makes a mistake our local butchers wont buy the meat (to fatty)!

rednecks

I know......I got sunburnt the other day and I just started to shoot bottles and chewing tobacco and I could not control myself.
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I saw you. You was saying what you was 'fixing to shoot bottles' and 'fixing to drink beer', too!

That was a slice

The fat bastard is lucky that the sword was not sharp. The sword cut that like an axe cut things. by pulverising it's way through and not by slicing it.. If it was sharp, cheese burgers and KFC would have spilled out everywhere.

Having a little kid slice fruit off your bare stomache. Sounds like a pedophile's wet dream.

The Pedo version of 9 1/2 Weeks, 9 1/2 Years?

like that knife would even cut through blubber

i look forward to next weeks video when the kid chops off his man boobs (or moobs as there now known!)

hillbilly jess tryin to save money - goin fer the "mellon slice / vasectomy" thing all at the same time - proly got bout 8 lil'critters by difrent wemen already shit - i'm thinkin i muss be reelated

Come on little bubba! Cut it!

I was hoping right after he stands his intestines and indigested burgers starts pouring out.

chopsushi69 in action?

what did we think was supposed to happen? The kid might split the guy in two?

Now try the same thing with a tomato.

great song , its much better than americans version

i think this is the opening ceremony of the redneck Olympics

i dont know if i wanted the kid to go lower or higher but definitely to chop a head off

thats...wrong

Whos hungry?

You know the problem here dont you?......The sword aint sharp enough

NEVER IN A MILLION FUCKEN YEARS

Now i understand what is stupidity

have a spliff

dumbass for ya