Comments - Why Girls Shouldnt Attempt to Ramp a Bike

category: Accidents | views: 53825 | posted on: 07/08/2008

She should be more careful. When your head is no longer connected with your spine, it's extremely hard to make a pie.

hypnoticjoker [ban] | Jul 8 08 : 2:05am

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Women are terrible drivers, but at least on a bike its entertaining and no one gets hurt. Except for the woman on the bike of course icon_stoned.gif

Nicklo2k [ban] | Jul 8 08 : 4:54am

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Kaos2008 [ban] | Jul 8 08 : 6:14am

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Funny Stuff, The misses says different though icon_biggrin.gif , I told her to watch it again and take notes.
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Now I'm just getting a ice pack ready for my face....thanks man. icon_biggrin.gif
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talltee19 [ban] | Jul 8 08 : 4:04am

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lol, hopefully her bf or husband make her stay in the kitchen.. icon_cheesygrin.gif

Krazy [ban] | Jul 8 08 : 4:57am

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i knew somebody would say it icon_cheesygrin.gif

justgonnastay [ban] | Jul 8 08 : 6:15am

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I'm not sure how I feel about her, but she's head over heels for me!

MrSock [ban] | Jul 8 08 : 6:52am

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This is no accident... its nothing some ducktape cant fix. Honestly, its only a chick, me and my mum can make another one if we please. And she should have been wearing a helmet if she wanted to live icon_frown.gif But now shes dead, and her vagina is too, and i dont like that.... now we boys will have to heat her up and use her afterwards because shell go all hard and tense and thats no way to make a cream pudding is it?

nico99 [ban] | Jul 8 08 : 4:10am

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There's the craziness of evolution again.
The desire to continue staring at the ground, even while your feet are entering your peripheral vision from above.

Tapeworm [ban] | Jul 8 08 : 4:18am

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Fat girls can't jump, but they sure can role. icon_biggrin.gif

ItsAllGoodInDaHood [ban] | Jul 8 08 : 4:19am

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her boobs have swapped places

octagon [ban] | Jul 8 08 : 4:27am

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bad day for this girl's cervical vertebrae...

Pumekuhp [ban] | Jul 8 08 : 4:27am

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It's amazing the board she landed on was still in one piece...I feel the earth..move...under my feet...I feel the sky...seriously though, for a stunt like that, you need speed. icon_beer.gif

larryvee [ban] | Jul 8 08 : 4:28am

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I hope my 401k rolls over like that. (sorry)

Sushi69 [ban] | Jul 8 08 : 4:28am

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She skipped Home economics class to do this.........and God was watching! icon_cool.gif

Kaos2008 [ban] | Jul 8 08 : 4:37am

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In the slow mo....and apart from all her fat flowing about........that actually looked like a great gymnastic move.
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But without the neck snap....and the arms snap.....and the legs snap....and the spine snap..................... ......Well fucking OK then, she's not a gymnastic chick she's just a fat chick that got snapped trying to jump on a bike....you don't have to scream at me.........geez. icon_cheesygrin.gif
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Krazy [ban] | Jul 8 08 : 4:39am

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See ladies, the only riding you should stick to is cock icon_wink.gif

lewbelew [ban] | Jul 8 08 : 4:41am

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Damn she's gonna have one bad headache. TRY Nurofen fights pain instantly. icon_beer.gif

tobby [ban] | Jul 8 08 : 4:45am

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is that how a woman gives a head job...................... ..............im not aloud to watch porno icon_neutral.gif

paintedhorse [ban] | Jul 8 08 : 4:48am

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she should have stayed in bed , where she belongs icon_biggrin.gif

Dynabolic [ban] | Jul 8 08 : 4:49am

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This is a good advertisment for helmets on bikes, oh and neck braces, and wheel chairs, colostomy bags, and chin operated wheel chairs.

Killerdude [ban] | Jul 8 08 : 4:51am

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I guess one bleeding gash isnt enough for her.....
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newsense [ban] | Jul 8 08 : 9:43am

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icon_redface.gif icon_cheesygrin.gif icon_cry.gif LMAO!

zykron [ban] | Jul 8 08 : 4:58am

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A fat girl is riding a bike while being recorded on amateur video. This has to be funny! icon_beer.gif icon_beer.gif

Kaos2008 [ban] | Jul 8 08 : 5:25am

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That was my first thought to.
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They always end in disaster icon_cheesygrin.gif
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Tapeworm [ban] | Jul 8 08 : 5:00am

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Multi tasking!.... Yeah. Right!! icon_rolleyes.gif

iMasturbate [ban] | Jul 8 08 : 5:00am

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what a terrible attempt. why did she even bother?

boobie.bird [ban] | Jul 8 08 : 5:08am

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I was going to say something witty, but I have to get back to the kitchen icon_sad.gif

Ellzee [ban] | Jul 8 08 : 6:08am

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^^Yeah Boobie get back to the kitchen.It's your turn to fetch us a beer while the men go to work icon_cheesygrin.gif icon_beer.gif icon_beer.gif

Ellzee [ban] | Jul 8 08 : 6:15am

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^^Oh and continue our conversation about kittens icon_cheesygrin.gif

boobie.bird [ban] | Jul 8 08 : 7:00am

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I think pink is pretty

Foreskin [ban] | Jul 8 08 : 6:32am

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rednek1947 [ban] | Jul 8 08 : 7:07am

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I like girls that are witty and have big ole titties.

scotty2hotty! [ban] | Jul 8 08 : 5:21am

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FUCKIN' AWESOME! icon_beer.gif

Dynabolic [ban] | Jul 8 08 : 5:24am

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Killerdude on Jul 8 08 : 6:51am wrote:
I guess one bleeding gash isnt enough for her.....
Now Thats Farkin Funny.
Comments like that are gold icon_beer.gif

EverythingToxicUSA [ban] | Jul 8 08 : 5:38am

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Finally, a biking accident where the rider actually has a right to scream like a girl. Unfortunately, boys in future vids will be taking notes.

simonp_au [ban] | Jul 8 08 : 5:40am

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Well this proves it, pigs can't fly. I thought that back flip was priceless. icon_cheesygrin.gif

r.o.l. [ban] | Jul 8 08 : 5:47am

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that's a broken red-neck... right there...

TurboGuy [ban] | Jul 8 08 : 5:54am

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Didn't anyone tell her? Pigs can't fly.

jcp517 [ban] | Jul 8 08 : 6:01am

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Confucius say,"Woman who stand on head 'crack' up".

jitwad [ban] | Jul 8 08 : 6:28am

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DASF [ban] | Jul 8 08 : 6:47am

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obese and bicycle ramp don't make each other.
Better stay in the kitchen and prepare me some cookies

Winthorp [ban] | Jul 8 08 : 6:50am

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Paralysis here i come

VivaLaDam [ban] | Jul 8 08 : 7:05am

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LOL i say stick to the treadmill icon_lol.gif

BigDrew59 [ban] | Jul 8 08 : 7:09am

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i like the part where she crashed

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Tapeworm [ban] | Jul 8 08 : 7:38am

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You again. Stop wasting your time and go and get a real job.

Kaos2008 [ban] | Jul 8 08 : 8:00am

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I hope Scott knows some great hackers they crack your site and hack the shit out it.
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Icarus [ban] | Jul 8 08 : 7:58am

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She should stick to those fucking machines

daddi4551 [ban] | Jul 8 08 : 8:14am

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forget the pie
as long as you can life insureance and maybe a head job it will do for most guys

double stroke [ban] | Jul 8 08 : 8:16am

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i'll tumble for ya...

chriscrocker [ban] | Jul 8 08 : 8:19am

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In this 'FAGGISH' country of ours USA
Why do we ape our heros? Evil Knievel has a less known brother Äwful Kanofal

zykron [ban] | Jul 8 08 : 12:41pm

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Are you some kind of decoy for gay people?
Or do you really just have nothing to do other than call other kids/punks/soon-to-be-dro puts 'FAGGISH' on xBox Live when you blow them up?
Hey, who knows, maybe you "blew" your brother when playing against him.
Keep blowing the xBox community away there fella, you're a real e-ninja. Otherwise, watch who you're referring to when you call someone a hero.
P.S. The Knievel's are stunt drivers.

Inochi [ban] | Jul 8 08 : 8:38am

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We just need to give every fat girl a bike and hopefully they all do this and kill themselves. Well atleat they'll get some bloody exercise while they attempt it.

chriscrocker on Jul 8 08 : 10:19am wrote:
In this 'FAGGISH' country of ours USAWhy do we ape our heros? Evil Knievel has a less known brother Äwful Kanofal
Just because you take it up the ass, does not mean that the rest of America does.

Pain [ban] | Jul 8 08 : 8:43am

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HAHA

Dobermann [ban] | Jul 8 08 : 8:43am

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what loser! she could have landed on her feet and she missed it by an inch. icon_frown.gif

Skitzoap [ban] | Jul 8 08 : 8:51am

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This is what happens when you let them out of the kitchen icon_rolleyes.gif

SxTxAxRxRxY [ban] | Jul 8 08 : 9:20am

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Damn lets see her do it again she was like a cat and nearly landed on her feet does she have 9 lives to cause if so thats nine more attempts we can laugh at icon_lol.gif

billyzane [ban] | Jul 8 08 : 9:53am

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lol that was great, i wish their was footage to see her cry or something, fuck

BEERMAN [ban] | Jul 8 08 : 10:12am

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i guarantee ya her hubby talked her into this - now he's sittin, WHEREVER he wants to be, drinkin WHATEVER

BEERMAN [ban] | Jul 8 08 : 10:18am

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SHIT.........sorry....... ......fat fingers ya know
fuckit - you get the point icon_rolleyes.gif
DAMN - i hate this 5 minute wait icon_frown.gif

neebuz [ban] | Jul 8 08 : 10:34am

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good old elastic back now put your knickers back on and do the dishes icon_stoned.gif

killu [ban] | Jul 8 08 : 11:50am

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dam, she should have just stayed home on myspace. hahahaha icon_stoned.gif icon_beer.gif icon_stoned.gif

Nutmik [ban] | Jul 8 08 : 12:09pm

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needs more speed icon_stoned.gif

snakester [ban] | Jul 8 08 : 12:25pm

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Needs more of everything !

ynota1 [ban] | Jul 8 08 : 12:55pm

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4.8 for artistic impression.
6.0 for execution.

JoeyLad [ban] | Jul 8 08 : 1:05pm

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while she's in traction.. I'll do a Kill Bill and bone her and wait for her in the "Pussy Wagon!"

DeathProof73 [ban] | Jul 8 08 : 1:05pm

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HAHAHAHAHA!!!! WOOOOOW!!!! dam girls just suk at everything dont they?? looks like she shudve just stayed home making a pie

Big John [ban] | Jul 8 08 : 1:09pm

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That was some break-neck speed.

indyman911 [ban] | Jul 8 08 : 2:38pm

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Take it out on any sweet jumps lately icon_beer.gif icon_beer.gif

dorkhater7 [ban] | Jul 8 08 : 2:40pm

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here we have a dismount superman to 360, well done fat chick, well done

death on a cracker [ban] | Jul 8 08 : 2:43pm

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if she were in the kitchen, this wouldn't have happened.... she would have just burned her face on the stove.

BankruptOfCompassion [ban] | Jul 8 08 : 2:45pm

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Come on guys, she's learning. It's the first time she ever saw WOOD, and she went down on it and got a facial. She is just a little confused.
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TetsuoShima [ban] | Jul 8 08 : 2:50pm

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This is the latest in abortion techniques, really cheap and guaranteed to be more entertaining than other methods. icon_rolleyes.gif