Comments - When Jumping Off a Diving Board Goes Wrong

After that epic fail, he went off the deep end.

Well even he had to face it: he got board from standing there for so long.

Water you talking about? He didn't look board to me.....

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LMFAO ...... X 25
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I always thought that Water Boarding was just another name for surfing....and I was thinking...damn, those guys at Gitmo get to go surfing...what are they bitching about.
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Oh, god. Now you had to go and get political.
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At a demonstration in New York about a year ago a protester VOLUNTEERED to be waterboarded. Now, I don't know about you, but I would think any method of TORTURE, is something that just about NOBODY, would volunteer to be subjected to, but that's just me.
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Hell, it beats being beheaded, you know, that tactic the terrorists employ as torture. .....

Yeah well he didn't look very jumpy either.

Any sport that makes wearing Speedos compulsory should be banned! This was clearly a suicide attempt after he caught sight of his reflection in the water!

I see that Greg Luganis's son has made the USA Team this year.

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Yet no thumbs up? You cheap cunt!

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Yo mean thmbs p..........right???? carefl mate, yo don't want people thinking yo are a cnt.

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MAN FCK YO!

Im getting Board of these vids

Did Beijing decide to forfeit the Olympics ?

Yup. They're going to somewhere with a better human rights record. Perhaps Hell?

Wierd how human rights don't seem to matter when there are foreign occupiers in a country though. It's OK to kill random people on the streets in the name of war.

I thought I saw a sign for "Free Tacos" so I pulled into the lot.
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Turned out the damn sign said "Free Tibet" Now where the hell can I put a free Tibet?

I don't know what a free Tibet is, man. Is that some kind of independent economy selling buddhism like Coca Cola?

Muff diving is so much safer and much more enjoyable.

Here here!!!! They don't call me Sushi for nothing you know!! I have more muff diving gold medals than COTD's that's for sure. Partly due to the fact that I have an 8 inch tongue and have learned to breath through my ears!!!!
Ladies, please form an orderly queue!

Better be careful what you post. If your significant other reads that, she's liable to come after you with a whip and give you a sound tongue lashing.

I think thats his goal

Boobie, does this mean you are in the queue?

If you look anything like this http://i346.photobucket.c om/albums/p406/bo...efone Vampir.gif
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Damn it!!!!!!! i am much better looking with a slightly larger and more agile tongue! Looks like I am out of luck again.

you guys should really kill yourselvs and stop wasting my air and food, id appreciate it.

okay I'm gonna go off myself...

My mum's been Muff diving she said so at a BBQ!! She reckoned she used a snorkel!!

No, it's his brother Melvin Louganis.

springbok

He was heading to a board meeting.

I think he was dreaming of his bed, I thnk I saw the head-board!

crack..................er .....

that'll teach him for being gay
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just kidding!! Some of my best friends are gay. Well, not really, but i knew of a gay guy once

what was he sinking

He's just Board out of his head and he can't Face it.
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I was bored by the 28th bounce to.
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You know somebody fucked up when you hear a bunch of "oh shit!" in lieu of applause from the audience. The direction he was spinning saved him from a lot of impact considering he hit the top of the board. The bottom side would not have been so forgiving.

Make Like Ronnie James Dio and Holy Dive

I'd call that a perfect mistake.

thats what he gets for jumping off a perfectly good diving board , what did i say .....

Just like Greg Louganis, only I'm not sure if this guy is "pole smoker"

So if he is would he be used to "wood to the face"?

How do divers manage to hit the only thing they need to avoid?

So was he suppose to do that or what? Cause that was pretty sweet.

Is that one called the double flip header? I've heard of it, but have never had the pleasure of viewing it.

I'm a combat swimmer; that hurt me to watch *shudder*

He should have tired the Triple Lindy

The worst thing you can do when you're board is use your head to solve the problem.

It was just a little tap, he'll be alright.

well at least the rest of his body is alright

Thanks to his banana hammock Im going to gouge out my eyes.

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look at that form. the dent that formed in his forehead. BWah hah hah hah

One thing about wearing a speedo. Put the potato in the FRONT!!
Believe me, I know.

i cant find anything remotely funny to say about this

" BOOM! Headshot! "

"BOOM!" no to your dumb ass joke, dipsh1t

That is why I quoted it, shithead. You see those little " " signs around my comment? Means I am giving credit to something I consider it doesn't quite belong to me nor I invented it ( http://www.youtube.com/wa tch?v=olm7xC-gBMY - for those do not know what I was talking about there), yet that was the first thought I had when I saw this video.
Fuck off if you do not like it.
Go and do something worth the oxygen you breathe, like killing yourself you fucking troll.

its played out, just like you, son.

you guys should really kill yourselvs and stop wasting my air and food, id appreciate it.

Trust me, there is nothing I would enjoy more than depriving you of air and food.

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LOL - you know his parents will be using that to humiliate him for years to come

the judges give him a 10 for a perfect faceplant double backflip