Comments - Four Guys Barely Alive After Drunk Driving Accident

^^^Thats what started this
-

With the condition they were in, it was probably best that they were in the condition they were in

They were so drunk their mumbling didn't even sound like English!

All that damage and no insurance

LMAO!!!!! look at the fuckin idiots!!!

LOL!!! this will make you feel better: OK, maybe not

At least they all have valid excuses why they didn't call their wives or girlfriends. Good times.

good times , good times , i,m sure they will do it again real soon.

Drunks always seem to survive.

I thought the turkish INVENTED cabs! come on guys: think before you drink!?

I believe thats because when your drunk you dont tense up which im told can actually save your life
-
I dont know if this is true and i'll be fucked if im gonna test this theory either

Hmm no I don't think when you're a milisecond away from smashing into a tree at 100mph tensing up does much difference.

I guess your right......damn fake fact telling people

Where is this Turkey?
.
At least they didn't hit some whiteboy's 'girl', they would have gotten groped.

Seriously kids don't drink and drive. Drive then drink, then drive some more and have another drink, then stop driving and start drinking. Then, well you get the idea I'm always there for the kids when they need advice.

Only tree of them had broken limbs.

well, dont leaf them there!! call an ambubranch!

I'd like to plant my seed in your Avatar.

Well for the sake of human rights i would like to feed these men to africans.

North Koreans need to eat too haha no they don't... communist bastards

The humans took off, while the tree held its ground.

DELETED

Amen....Fuck em

My thoughts exactly sir.

I'd never drink and drive, but I made that classic mistake last night that all guys make. I got really drunk, and I ended up having sex with my best friend.
-
Now, I can't even bring myself to talk to him.
-
To be honest, I don't even want to play fetch with him.
-
Sorry Norm

I could never get THAT drunk, dude.

Allah did this, their religion clearly states, no alcohol. Normaly I hate you Allah or any religion for that mather, but thanx for this one, to bad you didn't kill them, fucking drunk drivers.

If only trees could talk...

Dogs would have a hard time.

By the way these accidents usual end up....with families dying and the drunks who caused the crash surviving.
-
Then Barely alive is still TOO alive in my books.
-
Atleast in this case they hopefully only took themselves out.
-
Why drink and drive and went you can smoke pot and fly home.
-

I stuffed up there.
-
It's suppose to say "Why drink and drive, when you can smoke pot and fly home"
-
(Cough, cough) yep, must be working
-

Hi

Stooooopid! All that money wasted on saving people who got themselves into that situation.

Well actually, i saw a policeman stealing one of the guy's wallet...

"Dude that tree came out of nowhere! I'd like another beer please".

''Friends dont let friends drive drunk'', they ride with them!

I saw this all the time back when I was an EMT. One of the reasons these videos never get to me.

own falt!!!!! dont drink and drive smoke weed and get high

hahahahahaha, take that you fucking assholes.

lets play a game of - last man out out has to walk to hospital

Poor Tree!!!
That is the limit of my sympathy.

this was almost a laughable Darwin Award; had they only gone a little faster... maybe, just maybe...

liked the part at 1 min 54 secs, the cop taking a donation out of a wallet
well they wont notice

, did not notice that the first time....thanx

man, someone needs to stop drinking... alcohol is a problem just waiting to happen... always!

Barely alive??? Put some music on and this fuckers would still be partying.

Bet they are going to need a drink when they see the hospital bill.

IF you need me, I'll be at the hospial's bar
Hospitals don't have bars
That's why people hate coming to the hospital!--Arrested Development

They shouldnt drink and drive..someone's going to get MADD.

I heard that drunks do have a better chance of surviving an accident b/c their heart rate is slow and wont bleed to death a fast...Fact..maybe?

nah - alcohol thins the blood, makes ya bleed worse - proly cause it dulls the senses, lowers posibility of going into shock - thats largely reason for ultimate death
jess sayin
hope they dint spill the beer

shame it wasn't filled with fuckin 100 of the smelly fuckers!

the drivers face is all okay but everyone else is all fucked up, typical lol

it's certainly a miracle if they all have full recoveries.

Let the injured out, then set the car on fire with the driver in it.

I heard them guys were on the radio... and the speedo... and the heater controls....

never do i do that. never. i can barely stand up let alond ride a bike when im Crunked up

Serve the dumb fuck's right, hopefully it was only them that got hurt, people who do this dumb ass shit deserve to be in wheelchairs for the rest of there natural.

I want to bang your wife Wilma, she's hot.

Wilma's taken, but Dino's free!.

i spy with my little eye something beginning with T ?

i planted that tree , and it's about time it yielded some fruit

TREE WINS! i told them it was a stoopid 2 cut donw a tree but hey u made it have another 1 ea

my dick is officially hard

Remind me of bud light....
"WWWAAAAZZZUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUP!!!"

Trees don't put up with that kind of shit.

these dudes got pooned, drinking and driving sucks.

Actually, they were still being responsible... They got the least drunk guy to drive and he hit a tree. The most drunk guy was already passed out, the next guy would've driven off a cliff, and the fourth amigo didn't have a driver's license. .

they are more drunk than hurt