Comments - Chechen Rebel Dodges a Hail of Machine Gun Fire

category: Cool | views: 72640 | posted on: 07/10/2008

If anyone has ever had a reason to say "Allah Akbar" over and over, it's this guy. Unless that's him dead at the end, then nevermind.

Kaos2008 [ban] | Jul 10 08 : 4:05am

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Dodgeball has never been so deadly.
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zAG-ziG [ban] | Jul 10 08 : 4:06am

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He's wearing a new type of palastani armor made of anti led magnets so the bullets curv around him, kool huh? icon_cool.gif

8039 [ban] | Jul 10 08 : 5:06am

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If they could design such technology they would rely less on an invisible diety to protect them.

Kaos2008 [ban] | Jul 10 08 : 5:49am

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Say that will save him from LED lights...not LEAD bullets...how will that help.
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And also..........THEY WISH.
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MrSock [ban] | Jul 10 08 : 6:12am

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Well im prety sure thats him dead at the end. You cant dodge bullets unless your a potato, and this man isnt a potato. I think he is also stupid because when he got to the white building he was the only one to keep running. The two other guys stayed there. Stupid chechen!

Krazy [ban] | Jul 10 08 : 4:07am

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Ahhhhh come on!!!!!! stand still and take it like a man scumfuck icon_evil.gif

liacon [ban] | Jul 10 08 : 4:07am

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One less Chechen Rebel/Muslim Terrorist icon_neutral.gif
"Same difference"

lyric [ban] | Jul 10 08 : 4:10am

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Where can I get the soundtrack to this? icon_lol.gif

Tapeworm [ban] | Jul 10 08 : 4:17am

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At your local gun club. icon_cheesygrin.gif

paintedhorse [ban] | Jul 10 08 : 4:11am

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john wayne would have killed em all

piss off! [ban] | Jul 10 08 : 4:13am

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That's one lucky bastard. icon_eek.gif

TRUONE [ban] | Jul 10 08 : 4:13am

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This guy's been watching too many rambo movies, and not enough N.Toxic. I'm pretty sure that's him at the end. RIP....(....g.carlin).

jcp517 [ban] | Jul 10 08 : 4:15am

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Sitting duck in the middle of the street.

nico99 [ban] | Jul 10 08 : 4:15am

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OK - I'll say it...
Why did the Chechen cross the road?
'Cos he was being shot at.

nico99 [ban] | Jul 10 08 : 5:06am

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In fact, he didn't make it all the way across, so the joke doesn't really work.

kill-9 [ban] | Jul 10 08 : 4:17am

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Unless that's him dead at the end,
One can only hope.

MrBeAsT [ban] | Jul 10 08 : 4:17am

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He must have thought he was in the matrix.

deleted user [ban] | Jul 10 08 : 4:19am

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piss off! [ban] | Jul 10 08 : 4:20am

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That's one lucky bastard! Goddamned, I mean Allahdamned icon_evil.gif icon_frown.gif

Krazy [ban] | Jul 10 08 : 4:25am

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Shoulda just blown the shit out of the building near him....im pretty certain that would have taken him down icon_cheesygrin.gif

Dynabolic [ban] | Jul 10 08 : 4:28am

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Dont we use hand grenades anymore

larryvee [ban] | Jul 10 08 : 4:29am

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throw in a few mortar rounds and it's ust like going to school in north philly.

kelso [ban] | Jul 10 08 : 4:31am

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MrBeAsT on Jul 10 08 : 6:17am wrote:
He must have thought he was in the matrix.
i think at that point he realised he indeed was not in the matrix icon_razz.gif

simonp_au [ban] | Jul 10 08 : 4:32am

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Thats the saddest video Ive seen, he didn't get hit icon_cry.gif

Rollo [ban] | Jul 10 08 : 4:40am

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If only they had turned the music down when they were asked!

Killerdude [ban] | Jul 10 08 : 4:41am

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Now that's a gang initiation...

BadKoala [ban] | Jul 10 08 : 4:53am

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Who was "the rebel"...the 3 guys running? icon_eek.gif

en jaywest [ban] | Jul 10 08 : 4:53am

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he returned fire with a volley of turds and farts after being scared half to death.

8039 [ban] | Jul 10 08 : 4:55am

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child killer deserved it.

Calang [ban] | Jul 10 08 : 4:56am

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They celebrate the 4th of July with real fireworks.

Umbrageous [ban] | Jul 10 08 : 4:58am

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Rosie O'Donnell has decided to change her name and adopt the Muslim faith to prove she's not racist.
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From now she wants to be known as Yaffat Fuqa.

Iron Man [ban] | Jul 10 08 : 5:08am

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damn, dosn't the russian army teach their soldiers how to lead a target? icon_evil.gif

SHREK58 [ban] | Jul 10 08 : 5:25am

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If they run they are terrorists/rebels... If they stand still they are WELL TRAINED terrorists/rebels.
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In the words of Metallica, "KILL EM ALL"

MemphisSaint [ban] | Jul 10 08 : 5:59am

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Those fuckers bleed heroin; he probably thought those bullets couldn't hit him. Trust me, it probably took all of them to knock him down icon_confused.gif

scotty2hotty! [ban] | Jul 10 08 : 5:32am

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Chech gang jump in, I hate those monkeys TOO!

dokter habbs [ban] | Jul 10 08 : 6:13am

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just turned muslim after watching that guy run...then i saw him lieing on the road
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MemphisSaint [ban] | Jul 10 08 : 6:15am

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And another one down, another one down; another one bites the dust! icon_twisted.gif

rednek1947 [ban] | Jul 10 08 : 6:31am

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Dodge Bulllet is a lot more dangerous than Dodge Ball.

secret_squirrel [ban] | Jul 10 08 : 6:54am

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God days.... Good days......

jimmydeen8 [ban] | Jul 10 08 : 6:55am

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YEah, shouting "God is great, God is great" does have it's perks icon_wink.gif

FeegieRepresent [ban] | Jul 10 08 : 7:03am

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Never run straight arsehole. Straight gets you dead!

NUIYZ [ban] | Jul 10 08 : 7:06am

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he's running 'cause he had some Chechen-up to do.

phailsafe [ban] | Jul 10 08 : 8:04am

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lol! icon_beer.gif

misanthropic [ban] | Jul 10 08 : 11:21am

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i loled.
just think how much better off we'd all be had a 7th century arab warlord not have given birth to one of the most successful cults of all time

hotsick [ban] | Jul 10 08 : 4:34pm

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True...and think how much better it would be if religion was never created to explain nature and make people willing to suffer and die for other people’s greed and ambition, in the first place. For example if that 1st century Jewish carpenter's son was never born, there would be a whole lot of people who wouldn't have been killed "in the name of Christianity". Crusades...inquisition... protestant revolution...just to name a few. Add on all the slavery, suffering and death/sacrifice that resulted from all the other major ancient and modern religions. I think the Buddhists, probably are the only ones I can't really complain about. A peaceful religion that actually practices what it preaches...imagine that!

Botoman [ban] | Jul 11 08 : 2:02am

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Seems non-religious folks killed tens of millions just in the last century... and caused the deaths indirectly of even more. Probably more than all the previous centuries combined. Methinks it's a human condition, and people will use ANY excuse to do be evil. I ain't religious either.

lorak [ban] | Jul 10 08 : 12:05pm

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comment of the day in my eyes icon_beer.gif icon_beer.gif icon_beer.gif icon_beer.gif icon_beer.gif

zykron [ban] | Jul 10 08 : 7:08am

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Truer Lies were never better spoken.
P.S. The governor of California would know best. icon_razz.gif

BEERMAN [ban] | Jul 10 08 : 7:13am

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woulda been safe if he'd stayed in the crosswalk icon_rolleyes.gif icon_beer.gif

piss off! [ban] | Jul 10 08 : 7:15am

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To bad the fucker didn't get his fucking head blown off!! icon_frown.gif

zykron [ban] | Jul 10 08 : 7:28am

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Allah handlebar? icon_beer.gif icon_beer.gif

zykron [ban] | Jul 10 08 : 10:00am

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WTF?! Wrong video icon_evil.gif

bl4h [ban] | Jul 10 08 : 7:50am

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ghetto matrix

TigerWapWap [ban] | Jul 10 08 : 7:57am

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this is how i wanna go out, what do you urbanite whelps know of honor and a warrior spirit, a heyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy yyy

Icarus [ban] | Jul 10 08 : 8:09am

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Bodies fill the fields I see, hungry heroes end
No one to play soldier now, no one to pretend
Running blind through killing fields, bred to kill them all
Victims of what said should be
A servant `till I fall

piss off! [ban] | Jul 10 08 : 8:19am

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TRUONE on Jul 10 08 : 6:13am wrote:
This guy's been watching too many rambo movies, and not enough N.Toxic. I'm pretty sure that's him at the end. RIP....(....g.carlin).
Well at least he will be fucking his 72 virgins then. Lucky bastard. icon_wink.gif

indyman911 [ban] | Jul 10 08 : 8:27am

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SAY HELLO TO MY L'IL FRIEND! icon_beer.gif icon_beer.gif

BankruptOfCompassion [ban] | Jul 10 08 : 8:43am

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They already moved his motorcross bike.
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Skitzoap [ban] | Jul 10 08 : 9:13am

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Was that him on the ground at the end? Looks like he didnt dodge it after all.

Winthorp [ban] | Jul 10 08 : 9:15am

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he was only playing dead, until they drove away and ran him over.

NYCP3L [ban] | Jul 10 08 : 9:45am

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I hope that is him at the end lol

HarklyBarkly [ban] | Jul 10 08 : 10:22am

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Press ''Ctrl'' to duck and ''Shift'' to run.

killu [ban] | Jul 10 08 : 10:26am

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he took the matrix allitle too seariouse.

BEERMAN [ban] | Jul 10 08 : 10:29am

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Icarus on Jul 10 08 : 10:09am wrote:
Bodies fill the fields I see, hungry heroes end
No one to play soldier now, no one to pretend
Running blind through killing fields, bred to kill them all
Victims of what said should be
A servant `till I fall
i like this - where's it from??

Icarus [ban] | Jul 10 08 : 10:42am

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Metallica - Disposable Heroes
Album = Master Of Puppets
http://www.youtube.com/wa tch?v=NUQz_eTe4kg

Arghoshi [ban] | Jul 10 08 : 10:37am

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That song adds beauty to that video, Very good video icon_rolleyes.gif

lagertron [ban] | Jul 10 08 : 11:02am

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the ugly side of paint balling - icon_beer.gif

iMasturbate [ban] | Jul 10 08 : 11:05am

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all this violence... for what?

reverv [ban] | Jul 10 08 : 11:34am

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I think I saw that guy fighting in Mosul... He got away there too.

Alpha07 [ban] | Jul 10 08 : 12:11pm

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when he drinks a bottle of water will it leak out of 100's of holes like it does in the cartoons...?? icon_beer.gif icon_beer.gif

sben [ban] | Jul 10 08 : 2:27pm

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He's just resting.

DASF [ban] | Jul 10 08 : 2:37pm

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Chechen or Chicken what is the deference

HappyFrogEater [ban] | Jul 11 08 : 1:57pm

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Chicken really cross the road to go to the other side. See nico99's above.

stlmikie [ban] | Jul 10 08 : 2:43pm

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Feets don't fail me now !!!!!

cartermjr7 [ban] | Jul 10 08 : 3:36pm

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lol

muzaqman [ban] | Jul 10 08 : 4:04pm

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WHY AREN"T THE VIDEOS WORKINGGGGG!!!!!!!