Comments - Motocross Rider Gets Run Over Like Road Kill

#75 sure was indecisive, he didnt know weather to try and win the race or help out his fellow competitor, guess thats why he did neither of the 2

One of the many hazards you face when you mistake a motorcycle for a plane and try to fly

After all of that, he looks a little tired.

thats a different way to watch a race

Well I bet that made him quite cross.

at the end: thank you, thank you.
(after receiving a standing ovation): stick around, the next show begins in 30 minutes! -and don't forget (passing the hat), this is like church, give today so you don't feel bad tomorrow!

ouch that's gotta hurt........but fun to watch. lol

After the first three or four bikes run over you the pain factor doesn't really come into it. Its more like, "Do I live or die."

That's for sure........he's just lucky it was not the tyres with the spikes on them.
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He would not have felt a thing til the Red Neck BBQ flames licked around him at the post race "Roadkill cook-off"

Is the bike ok? Whew,ok check the rider.

So... did they let him in the motocross gang?

Gold!

Yeah...but later the skateboard gang caught him alone and kicked his ass.

apperantly he did not pass, and had to take another turn.

Must be some kind of 'motocross' initiation.

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I can only assume the bike costs more to replace.......I would think the rider is just an ex skateboarder

He has a shitty track record.

he avoids all small animals when hes driving now.caus, now he knows what it feels like being run over x10

Dibs on the bike.

Dude in crowd: "He's fuckin' done!"
Chick in crowd: "SHUT UP!!!"
Women

when i heard him yell that, i immediately pictured him as shirtless and mulletted, pointing at the rider with an open can of beer.

I found your comment to be very insightful, yet witty some how

Ouch. that made my ribs hurt just watching it.

I want my mommy!

fuck that if hes not ded then he can ride, get back on u son of a bitch!... thats wut ide be saying if i was his mom

That Wheel leave a mark...

That's right, no rush, he's only FUCKING DIEING!

I before e, except after c......Dying. But who cares right? lol.....OK now you can find all my faults.

I finished sixthform 3 weeks ago and I also finished High School a year ago so I really could give a shit about my spelling plus given the fact I wrote the comment 10 mins after I got up, not realising that this was going to be spell checked and handed back to me with suggestions on how I can improve. Thank you for your time to correct me but I am a great speller, after a cup of tea, a wank and some food.

I give you a B-.

I can relate Top marks for the answer A+

Only a C+ from me.
I've seen him wank.

OMG.
You are probably the most
underrated motherfucker here.

spel chekers arrr reelly gae!!!!

WELL the yellow flag was useless this time , I have a set of flags just outside the door of my toilet.NOTE the yellow flag is used ALOT

TOBBY! Are you alright!? He's alright everybody, let's give him a huge round of applause. Lets go Tobby, we have to change your diaper, here's some candy.

hmmm, it took them a while to get him some help, I thought they were waiting for a shovel to scoop his ass up.

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Oh I love the NT community.

Just watch the videos and don't bother reading the comments. That should solve your problem...You're welcome.

Yeah, get off our case, number face!

Atleast we try ZEROnite.
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The guy got got trampled. It reminds me of a cock that trampled all the chickens in my grandmas garden.

He did kindof look like the opossum I hit yesterday on my way to work....

Attention seeker.

That was how you get jumped into a motocross gang! I hate those monkeys

this reminds me of fear and loathing in vegas.

i wonder if he is in the hells angels

roadkill soup again tonight, Dr. Lector?

number 75 just begging for another try cus he was the only one who missed.

he he he owneeeeeed, well two things:
1.- he didnt win the race
2.- im first no gay writing here

he even gets a clap at the end for not dieing :)
xxx

So I just wave the flag, look concerned. Wave the flag, look concerned. Yeah.....I'm gonna get a raise this summer for sure. Move along sir, nothing to see here.

man i thought it was gonna be a little more messy then that...i hoping it was gonna be somethin that haz-mat had to clean up oh well i think ill go make some road kill

Is this guy just going to sleep in the middle of the race like the story of the tortoise and the hare? Thats no winning attitude buddy.

Ah, he fell off the deep end!
Whoops, I'm still on Yesterday's video pages.
How about this:
At least now he and the barechested guys in the video can share some mud on their turtles.

reminded me of the scarecrow waitin for Dorothy and the tinman and lion to put him back together ..................i need a drink

ouch

If at first you don't succeed, become a speed bump

I am happy to report that the motorcycle is all right. Fortunately, aid got to the motorcycle very quickly. As for the rider, he got what he deserved for damaging the motorcycle. Staff officials have come under heavy criticism for not attending to the rider quickly enough, however as it has been rightly pointed out, the noob had a two inch penis, and therefore was completely unimportant. Kudos to the racing staff for their quick attention to the 12 grand Motocross bike. We now return you to your regularly retarted comments.

“Don't disturb my friend. He's dead tired.”-- Commando

Ha! No thanks, I dont like my road pizza well-done. How the fuck is that guy still alive?

Human speed bumps

No sleeping on the race tracks please,thank you

for the first time ever people did what they were supposed to in this situation, didn't touch the injured person and waited for paramedic. sadly, in this case, the "paramedic" was a fat guy on a golf cart that is trained to lift said injured persons head and tell him to wake up.
gotta love the 3 minute response time, must have been a lineup at the hotdog stand

75 was waiting for the pack to come around again so he could rejoin in the lead , and win the race in his head , but just settled for monster rubber necking he's a winner either way

What he crying in the end?

that'll be a great story to tell at the end of the day.

Is human roadkill legal to eat?

your a sick puppy . You should seek professional help as soon as possible

Good to see the highly qualified medical response team.

if im ever in this situation i expect my fellow NTers to run over

I love how the tend to the bike before the rider.