This kind of thing should only be done between a man and a woman. God wrote that homos will go to hell for being all gayish. They are ruining the sanctity of marriage, What would the childern's think? This sort of behavior belongs in a bedroom or perhaps a manger, between a married MAN and WOMAN, possible a sheep, and definitely a well lubed midget.

Doesn't it say in the bible...And I quote:
"Thoust shall only be accepted as gay if thou is hot and female. All else hast been forbidden by thy lord"
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It's in "Palms" somewhere.
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God: What are you doing now?
King Arthur: Averting our eyes, oh Lord.
God: Well, don't. It's just like those miserable psalms, always so depressing. Now knock it off!

King Arthur: Consult the Book of Armaments.
Brother Maynard: Armaments, chapter two, verses nine through twenty-one.
Cleric: And Saint Attila raised the hand grenade up on high, saying, "O Lord, bless this thy hand grenade, that with it thou mayst blow thine enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy." And the Lord did grin. And the people did feast upon the lambs and sloths, and carp and anchovies, and orangutans and breakfast cereals, and fruit-bats and large chu...

well it is true that the bible only states that man should not lay with man.

Amen.

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