Comments - Australian Footballer Knocks Out his Opponent

category: Cool | views: 82421 | posted on: 07/11/2008

There's so much bad acting in this. I feel like I just watched Epic Movie all over again, so I'm gonna go kill myself.

JizzMop [ban] | Jul 11 08 : 4:03am

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Like the way acts like he doesnt have a clue whats going on

boothy [ban] | Aug 12 08 : 2:02pm

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ahahah when did Russel Crowe cut off all his hair!

slash [ban] | Jul 11 08 : 4:04am

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after yet another englishman asked if aussies drink fosters troy finally lost it icon_beer.gif

Sushi69 [ban] | Jul 11 08 : 6:09am

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HappyFrogEater [ban] | Jul 11 08 : 1:20pm

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Oh God !
I used my own cell phone number as a test :
IT WORKS !
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Arghoshi [ban] | Jul 11 08 : 1:24pm

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bollocks, the only thing that works is those two rednecks fucking icon_evil.gif

Tainted [ban] | Jul 12 08 : 7:22pm

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sho hadtha al sura 7nee? kulhm '7fr?

MemphisSaint [ban] | Jul 11 08 : 4:25pm

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Found what I was looking for icon_beer.gif

lorak [ban] | Jul 11 08 : 7:29pm

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good one!! icon_beer.gif icon_beer.gif icon_beer.gif

Saint Jimmy [ban] | Jul 11 08 : 10:03pm

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oh dude.. icon_eek.gif i put my mom's cellphone icon_redface.gif

Kaos2008 [ban] | Jul 11 08 : 4:05am

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Just a friendly game of football.
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That other guy got knocked out because he got a little too friendly.
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I'd knock him out to.
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But hey....this game sux, so meh.
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MemphisSaint [ban] | Jul 11 08 : 4:35pm

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Seriously, would we even watch this shit if this didn't happen? Would we watch hockey if it had no fights or American football with no tackles? We wouldn't watch NASCAR if people didn't crash and burn. Admit it (a Marine knows): violence makes the world go 'round icon_wink.gif , so enjoy it... and GET SOME!!! icon_twisted.gif icon_cheesygrin.gif icon_twisted.gif icon_beer.gif

Umbrageous [ban] | Jul 11 08 : 4:07am

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The dork who ran to avenge his teamate thought better off it when he bounced off the hardman icon_biggrin.gif

ItsAllGoodInDaHood [ban] | Jul 11 08 : 4:10am

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nice swift glancing blow

MemphisSaint [ban] | Jul 11 08 : 4:10am

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I like these rules; my kind of game icon_twisted.gif icon_cheesygrin.gif icon_twisted.gif icon_cheesygrin.gif

larryvee [ban] | Jul 11 08 : 4:13am

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He got SOCCER punched! icon_rolleyes.gif

BankruptOfCompassion [ban] | Jul 11 08 : 6:24am

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Obviously he was in the position of Stryker...
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ItsAllGoodInDaHood [ban] | Jul 11 08 : 2:29pm

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hahaha shame its not actually soccer but in my current state of toxication, its funny icon_cheesygrin.gif icon_stoned.gif icon_beer.gif {insert coke sniffing here} icon_cheesygrin.gif

chopsuey [ban] | Jul 11 08 : 3:46pm

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tu tum psh.. icon_beer.gif

nightowl12 [ban] | Jul 11 08 : 4:15am

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The Eagles (blue & yellow) are my home team, which I'm ashamed 2 say this season

zykron [ban] | Jul 11 08 : 4:16am

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Q: How do you tell off a female football player?
A: You soccer. icon_beer.gif

liacon [ban] | Jul 11 08 : 4:18am

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What lights up a Football stadium?
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A football Match. icon_smile.gif

MrSock [ban] | Jul 11 08 : 4:49am

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How do you daken the stadium?
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You knock the lights out.
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hypnoticjoker [ban] | Jul 11 08 : 6:44am

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A supporter arrived at the ground one Saturday to find the place completely empty. He went to the office and asked an official,
'What time does the match start?'
'There's no match today,' replied the official.
'But there must be!' argued the fan. 'It's Saturday.'
'I'm telling you there's no match today,' repeated the official.
'But there's always a match on Saturday afternoon,' said the fan, 'even if it's only a reserves game.'
'Watch my lips,' shouted the irate official. 'There is no M-A-T-F-C-H today!'
'Well, for your information,' the would-be spectator shouted back, 'there's no F in match.',
'That's what I've been trying to tell you!' yelled the official. icon_stoned.gif

Tapeworm [ban] | Jul 11 08 : 4:18am

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The first rule of Aussie rules. Hit them first and hit them hard. icon_cheesygrin.gif

Killerdude [ban] | Jul 11 08 : 4:18am

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I thought you arent allowed to use your hands... icon_lol.gif

TurboGuy [ban] | Jul 11 08 : 4:30am

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Zidane wouldn't have gone out like that.

MemphisSaint [ban] | Jul 11 08 : 4:49am

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GOAL!! icon_beer.gif

jcp517 [ban] | Jul 11 08 : 4:50am

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I'm innocent!

Kaos2008 [ban] | Jul 11 08 : 5:02am

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I think he whispered in his ear "A Dingo took your baby".
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It's a touchy subject in Australia.......It stirs up emotions. This is just one example.
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SHREK58 [ban] | Jul 11 08 : 5:16am

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All that Austrailian acting on this vid and the best yall give the Western world is Russell Crowe? Whats up with that?? LOL icon_beer.gif icon_beer.gif

Kaos2008 [ban] | Jul 11 08 : 5:38am

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Yeah...sorry for that. We can't even give him away anymore...he bought a football team here so now we're stuck with him again.
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We sent someone to tell him to piss off, but he picked up a phone and beat the shit out of him with it...you may have seen or read about it in the news. icon_biggrin.gif
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spunktubber [ban] | Jul 13 08 : 4:58am

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Russell Crowe is from New Zealand.

paintedhorse [ban] | Jul 11 08 : 5:03am

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good stuff

Dane42o [ban] | Jul 11 08 : 5:05am

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Wow, more fake soccer 'injuries'. Pff. This is why I hate soccer. Hockey ftw. But on the real, sucks to be the blue team.

zykron [ban] | Jul 11 08 : 5:10am

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From like 5th grade on we had all these blue vs. gold star field day games, and I was always on the losing team, or we would tie. Turned out that blue typically sucked more. icon_sad.gif icon_redface.gif

Heckler [ban] | Jul 13 08 : 6:37pm

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Wow another retard that doesn't even know what sport it is...pffft

Mr_Cynical [ban] | Jul 14 08 : 3:45am

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Dane42o on Jul 11 08 : 7:05am wrote:
Wow, more fake soccer 'injuries'. Pff. This is why I hate soccer. Hockey ftw. But on the real, sucks to be the blue team.
Mate, you do realise that this isn't soccer, it's Australian Rules. Google it, if you know how. It can't be too hard seeing as how Sydney are beating West Coast Eagles like, 28-2.
And to all you people, Barry Hall is a legend. Notice how it punches the shit out of...that guy and then sets the other guy on his arse?

scotty2hotty! [ban] | Jul 11 08 : 5:32am

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I like the look on his face, "What?!? I can't do that...Punches other guy....or this either?!?!?"

Masterdebater [ban] | Jul 11 08 : 6:02am

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Either the Australian footballer is a badass, or the people in the blue team are a bunch of pussies

w0nders [ban] | Jul 11 08 : 6:04am

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The blue team are the 'eagles' and the red are the 'swans'...ironic? icon_neutral.gif icon_stoned.gif

snakester [ban] | Jul 11 08 : 6:41am

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He did not mean it...it was an accident you can tell by his reaction...WHAT ??? WHAT DID I DO ???
Love the way the other jerk arrives like superman and falls on his ass...

im spethal [ban] | Jul 11 08 : 7:44am

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aussies play it hard..not like american gridiron
padded up like pussies.

BigDrew59 [ban] | Jul 11 08 : 8:26am

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Pussies? I'd love to see one of your 5'6 150 pound Australian heroes against a 6'6 300 pound American NFL player. Fucking faggot.

spunktubber [ban] | Jul 12 08 : 5:41am

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Its not soccer, its aussie rules.

spunktubber [ban] | Jul 12 08 : 6:03am

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I'd love to see one of your 5'6 150 American NFL players pound against a 6'6 300 pound Australian hero. Or something.

LaterThatNight [ban] | Jul 12 08 : 11:52am

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I'd like to see your 300 pound NFL players live past their 40s. Roided Cunt.

pikemaster [ban] | Jul 12 08 : 6:35pm

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u peck , no matter how big they are at least they dont wear protective gear incase of a boo boo

Tainted [ban] | Jul 12 08 : 7:28pm

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because it would take such measurements for you to win, huh?

BigDrew59 [ban] | Jul 11 08 : 8:18am

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#39 immediatley regrets helping his buddy

im spethal [ban] | Jul 11 08 : 8:35am

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ignoramus..them MEN are well over 6' and 250lbs
u obviously way less than that insulting in anominity...3" perhaps huh icon_stoned.gif

BEERMAN [ban] | Jul 11 08 : 9:32am

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he jess got confused - thought he wuz fightin in the "KFC" ..er.whatever icon_rolleyes.gif icon_beer.gif

TigerWapWap [ban] | Jul 11 08 : 12:39pm

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try that shit in a turkish stadium icon_twisted.gif

TetsuoShima [ban] | Jul 11 08 : 12:40pm

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What? What? Just standing here smellin bad. What?

eddyvlad [ban] | Jul 11 08 : 2:35pm

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Since when did RUGBY became FOOTball and FOOTball became soccer? And why is American FOOTball named as such when most of the time they use their hands? icon_rolleyes.gif

Curicua [ban] | Jul 11 08 : 2:36pm

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what an asshole

Icarus [ban] | Jul 11 08 : 2:48pm

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Tonight on Julia Childs.......um.....err.. ... fuck it. I got nothing

Necramonium [ban] | Jul 11 08 : 3:11pm

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he probably got suspended for that....

piss off! [ban] | Jul 11 08 : 3:29pm

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Steriods and sports......good combo! icon_cheesygrin.gif

lakers420 [ban] | Jul 11 08 : 3:46pm

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THE SADDEST PART WAS WHEN THE GUY COMES OUT OF NOWHERE AND STILL MANAGES TO GET KNOCKED ON HIS ASS WITH THE ELEMENT OF SURPRISE

Seismicshooter [ban] | Jul 11 08 : 4:12pm

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wine em dine em 39 em?..........

VinceLA91 [ban] | Jul 11 08 : 4:33pm

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why is it bald guys are always knocking people out? icon_question.gif

JoeyLad [ban] | Jul 11 08 : 9:29pm

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Bald headed twat syndrome mate!!

neebuz [ban] | Jul 12 08 : 11:42am

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lol ,thick ozzy twats icon_stoned.gif icon_stoned.gif

VinceLA91 [ban] | Jul 13 08 : 11:34pm

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oh. ok i see now. icon_cheesygrin.gif

straub [ban] | Jul 11 08 : 5:35pm

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Big bad barry hall knocks out brent staker.
no acting in this video.
barry grew up as a boxer and was state champion at one stage. his old man actually disowned him when he chose to play afl instead of going on with a boxing career.
The other player actually slipped at the crucial moment and was probably lucky for it.

fiaboi [ban] | Jul 12 08 : 5:53am

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thats why pussys like this loser dont play rugby...he would get his arse fucking kicked, icon_wink.gif

dusone [ban] | Jul 12 08 : 9:13am

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haha sick

st3ve [ban] | Jul 12 08 : 12:42pm

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LOL is this what they do in europe all day?

spunktubber [ban] | Jul 13 08 : 5:03am

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Its Australian Rules Football. The answer is hidden in the last sentence. See if you can figure it out...!

Interpolation [ban] | Jul 12 08 : 1:29pm

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SockHer anyone?

iMasturbate [ban] | Jul 12 08 : 7:01pm

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