Comments - Maniac Jumps Off a Huge Bridge and Never Resurfaces

category: Shocking | views: 82202 | posted on: 07/12/2008

Just give it a week. A fisherman 3 miles downstream will find him...just a little fatter.

deleted user [ban] | Jul 12 08 : 4:12am

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8039 [ban] | Jul 12 08 : 4:21am

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I know, it's a shame they don't learn from the FIRST time they commit voluntary suicide *shakes head* (oh wait my avatar is already doing that)

deleted user [ban] | Jul 12 08 : 4:25am

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hypnoticjoker [ban] | Jul 12 08 : 4:44am

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That was a practice run to assure that he didnt fail on the real suicide attempt........guess it worked out better than he planned icon_stoned.gif

lagertron [ban] | Jul 12 08 : 4:17am

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he went down like a russian submarine icon_exclaim.gif icon_eek.gif

hardcore(nl). [ban] | Jul 12 08 : 4:17am

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BENG your dead!!! icon_twisted.gif

slamdawg9 [ban] | Jul 12 08 : 4:20am

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Looks like a water bed will be his vinyl resting place.

halo [ban] | Jul 12 08 : 5:24am

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I think he came up, but out of the camera's view icon_idea.gif

halo [ban] | Jul 12 08 : 5:30am

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You can see the current of the water moving under the bidge.

omaega13 [ban] | Jul 12 08 : 7:24am

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you know some people like to think that an idiot wouldnt survive somethin like that but you gotta bring a ray of hope dont ya? clearly i look at the river as half empty so go watch seventh heaven or what ever is stimulating to you and where nothing bad ever happens as a result of stupidity.... icon_cheesygrin.gif

halo [ban] | Jul 12 08 : 4:12pm

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no i believe he was stupid too. or drugged up on sumtin. its just the way the cam was positioned and obvious direction of the current that saw sum possibilities..

MemphisSaint [ban] | Jul 13 08 : 2:20am

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^^^Latest Criss Angel illusion icon_eek.gif He only APPEARED to sink to his death; in reality, he's the one holding the camera! icon_eek.gif HFS! "What the 'F,' David Blaine?" icon_cheesygrin.gif icon_beer.gif

Kaos2008 [ban] | Jul 13 08 : 3:18am

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I think (and I may be wrong and probably am), that if you look at just after the splash starts to dissipate...you can see him swim underwater, SouthEast, Towards the Nothing Toxic Log in the bottom right hand corner of the screen.
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He must of heard me the other day when I said "Why drink and drive when you can smoke pot and fly home"...............I think he took it literally though.
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www.myspace.com/mexborough [ban] | Jul 13 08 : 9:58am

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Me & the wife bought a water bed, but we started drifting apart! icon_cheesygrin.gif

Winthorp [ban] | Jul 13 08 : 11:39am

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you are cute

www.myspace.com/mexborough [ban] | Jul 13 08 : 11:41am

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...and you, sir, are special!

Killerdude [ban] | Jul 12 08 : 4:20am

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At least he had a final smoke...before he got smoked..

voluntary_amputation [ban] | Jul 12 08 : 5:14am

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thats what I was thinking. Hopefully he enjoyed it. icon_wink.gif

Dustyboy [ban] | Jul 12 08 : 4:22am

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Alas, we could have won the cold war with bridges.....

Tapeworm [ban] | Jul 12 08 : 4:24am

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Hey Toby. Want to play Poo sticks? icon_cheesygrin.gif
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Tapeworm [ban] | Jul 12 08 : 5:35am

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That comment looks like a load of POO, without the 'H'. icon_rolleyes.gif
(This is a pun. Please note Capital letters.) icon_wink.gif icon_biggrin.gif

JoeyLad [ban] | Jul 12 08 : 4:27am

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Dickhead!!

piss off! [ban] | Jul 12 08 : 4:31am

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Killerdude on Jul 12 08 : 6:20am wrote:
At least he had a final smoke...before he got smoked..
I wonder what he was smoking?? icon_stoned.gif yea quess so! icon_lol.gif

Gronsak [ban] | Jul 12 08 : 4:38am

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C“mon guys jump in and save him!

HarklyBarkly [ban] | Jul 12 08 : 4:38am

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I think landing on rocks make you not resurface.

RAGE [ban] | Jul 12 08 : 4:43am

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his legs were bent so more than likely he knocked himself out on his knees my friend died like this a few years ago

andyward82 [ban] | Jul 12 08 : 4:52am

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I'm gonna have to say it again....one word, twat.

paintedhorse [ban] | Jul 12 08 : 4:53am

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he died being a dumbass

12xu [ban] | Jul 12 08 : 4:58am

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By the way that he hit the water he probably gave himself such an enema it unfortunatly drowned him, or he went looking for his half smoked stogie

SHREK58 [ban] | Jul 12 08 : 5:08am

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Your avi kicks ass icon_beer.gif

12xu [ban] | Jul 12 08 : 5:11am

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Cheers cobber. icon_cheesygrin.gif

rednek1947 [ban] | Jul 12 08 : 5:24am

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Bet his mother told him that smoking would kill him some day.

Krazy [ban] | Jul 12 08 : 5:37am

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And still to this day..nobody noticed the Fucktard was missing icon_rolleyes.gif

Komodo [ban] | Jul 12 08 : 5:47am

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There went the poster boy for why some people actually shouldn't smoke weed icon_neutral.gif

Ellzee [ban] | Jul 12 08 : 5:53am

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Way to close to the bridge icon_rolleyes.gif

neebuz [ban] | Jul 12 08 : 1:45pm

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way to far away from the water icon_stoned.gif

jcp517 [ban] | Jul 12 08 : 6:03am

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Say hello to Spongebob Squarepants and Patrick Starfish for me.

Pumekuhp [ban] | Jul 12 08 : 6:08am

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This is a frustrated "Tapeworm" after hours of trying to get the vids to play yesterday. icon_razz.gif icon_beer.gif

Buster Hymen [ban] | Jul 12 08 : 6:17am

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Well if they find him let me know. Dibbs on his shorts.

DramaTim [ban] | Jul 12 08 : 6:32am

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The smoke didn't help icon_neutral.gif

zykron [ban] | Jul 12 08 : 6:47am

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The best part about this video is:
Now there's one less idiot to deal with. icon_cheesygrin.gif
P.S. I think he wet his pants before he died. What a mess. icon_frown.gif icon_twisted.gif

EverythingToxicUSA [ban] | Jul 12 08 : 6:55am

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That wasn't a lake he was jumping into . . . it was a gene pool and he was trying to get to the bottom to find the rest of his family.

TetsuoShima [ban] | Jul 12 08 : 8:20am

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Fuck! He was buying the beer tonight.

dusone [ban] | Jul 12 08 : 9:06am

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cool beans?

POOMAKER [ban] | Jul 12 08 : 11:05am

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NOte to self: don't smoke pot before jumping from a bridge

Seismicshooter [ban] | Jul 12 08 : 9:18am

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pretty easy to sink when you are a lifeless turd floating in the toilet bowl which is society

Iraqnaphobia [ban] | Jul 12 08 : 9:40am

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He's OK...they've just run the film backwards icon_neutral.gif

andy_fozzy [ban] | Jul 12 08 : 10:12am

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He landed on top of his ciggy, and burnt to death
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TigerWapWap [ban] | Jul 12 08 : 10:15am

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sweet, he was russian icon_stoned.gif

ROMY [ban] | Jul 12 08 : 10:21am

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Sad icon_cry.gif Fucking about,can get you killed!Why did'nt he straighten out?

vincepatrick [ban] | Jul 12 08 : 10:57am

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God should chalk this up as a suicide and send him to hell. He's god, he can get away with it. icon_twisted.gif

Majestic12 [ban] | Jul 12 08 : 11:16am

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Did any one know if he was drinking?...cause I know his lungs are fucked but should get a good price for his liver.
(Yes I know its pretty low, I've shamed myself.)

neebuz [ban] | Jul 12 08 : 11:21am

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the next day the bouy bob resurfaced

lagertron [ban] | Jul 12 08 : 12:06pm

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he got into the wrong crowd... (people who could actually swim !!!!) icon_beer.gif

lorak [ban] | Jul 12 08 : 12:46pm

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that joint llaced with pcp he was puffing on made him feel like super man

lagertron [ban] | Jul 12 08 : 1:11pm

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warning, smoking kills ! how many fucking times do you need to be told ??? icon_cheesygrin.gif i'm giving up ,right after this pack of 20 i've just bought

aces3770 [ban] | Jul 12 08 : 1:42pm

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icon_stoned.gif silly Russians icon_rolleyes.gif

cucarachito [ban] | Jul 12 08 : 2:05pm

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we mexicans do this all the time ....dive in the river in tijuana ...pop up in our cousin pepe's pool in san diego two hours later .....really!

danl456 [ban] | Jul 12 08 : 3:29pm

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WELL STOP IT LOL.

flintstone [ban] | Jul 12 08 : 3:21pm

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wounder if he ever found his spliff???

gotnowherefast [ban] | Jul 12 08 : 4:16pm

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He climbed over, hung off in some retarded position, and just let go... his flailing entrance into the water was probably enough to knock him out, at least I'd like to think so, dumb fucker...

Survivant [ban] | Jul 12 08 : 4:24pm

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You're all loosers, don't enjoy idiot action so muc or expect something bad for this courageous guy. Because I am sure that, he stimulated an apnea even after smoking only for a few seconds because the video didn't continue a long time.
God, he should still be alive?

Caldono [ban] | Jul 12 08 : 5:00pm

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Showing of that excellent lung capacity no doubt. icon_stoned.gif

Grim [ban] | Jul 12 08 : 5:08pm

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Noone saw that HUGE CROCODILE waiting in the river with its jaws wide open?

dreadlock [ban] | Jul 12 08 : 5:18pm

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Deep.

ugggggggg [ban] | Jul 12 08 : 5:44pm

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i like the way the first video,s on sites like this are named "idiot wrecks bike" lol hemp hemp hemp icon_cheesygrin.gif

ynota1 [ban] | Jul 12 08 : 6:04pm

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i hate stick in the muds

pikemaster [ban] | Jul 12 08 : 6:18pm

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suicide is painless ................ icon_beer.gif

iMasturbate [ban] | Jul 12 08 : 7:09pm

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death wish possibly?

Necramonium [ban] | Jul 12 08 : 7:32pm

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Looks like the current got him,well atleash he had a final cigarette.

ShadowSlaughter [ban] | Jul 12 08 : 7:46pm

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It would appear that this video is fake. If you look closely at the 0:43 mark, you see him start to resurface, only to abruptly disappear, and not in the "sinking to the bottom" fashion. Someone edited this video to make it appear the guy didn't come back up when he actually did.
Sorry, guys. I like a good dose of human Darwinism like anyone else does, but we got cheated this time out.

killu [ban] | Jul 12 08 : 10:33pm

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they forgot to tell him thats were they keep the alien ships hidden, so yea tuff luck muajajajaj.

Hanso [ban] | Jul 12 08 : 11:34pm

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now that was boring

MemphisSaint [ban] | Jul 13 08 : 2:13am

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Parkour is not a water sport, dumbass! icon_rolleyes.gif

deleted user [ban] | Jul 13 08 : 3:19am

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KillerInstinct [ban] | Jul 13 08 : 2:08pm

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And yet another R Kelly victim... That's number 2,165,341... Good song! icon_cheesygrin.gif

KillerInstinct [ban] | Jul 13 08 : 2:19pm

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