Comments - Dude Nearly Knocks Himself Out Trying to Lift

category: Accidents | views: 58775 | posted on: 07/12/2008

They say this is the equivalent of getting kicked in the face by a killer horse. And by "they," I mean I just made it up.

hypnoticjoker [ban] | Jul 12 08 : 3:30am

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His buddies warned him about the dangers of weightlifting, but he was too HEADSTRONG to take their advice icon_stoned.gif

MemphisSaint [ban] | Jul 12 08 : 11:57pm

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Welcome to the first annual HeadBangers' Ball! icon_beer.gif

Daretofail [ban] | Jul 12 08 : 4:01am

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He misunderstood the term 'deadlift'.

slamdawg9 [ban] | Jul 12 08 : 4:04am

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So you didn't make it, meh. Go grab a few icon_beer.gif icon_beer.gif icon_beer.gif , at least you'll succeed at lifting your spirits.

deleted user [ban] | Jul 12 08 : 4:05am

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Oso [ban] | Jul 12 08 : 4:08am

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Danny's parents refused to get him braces, but he was determined to get them any damned way he could...

Killerdude [ban] | Jul 12 08 : 4:11am

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It wasnt very CLEAN and he did look like a JERK..... icon_cheesygrin.gif

Tapeworm [ban] | Jul 12 08 : 4:13am

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He was facing heavy odds, trying to lift that weight. icon_biggrin.gif

8039 [ban] | Jul 12 08 : 4:17am

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You're supposed to capitalize the pun or people won't get it.

Tapeworm [ban] | Jul 12 08 : 5:17am

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I know. *Sigh*
I just live in vain hope that perhaps sometimes people might see the pun, without having to shout it out, underline it in red and attach neon lights. icon_rolleyes.gif
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slamdawg9 [ban] | Jul 12 08 : 5:51am

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I second that. Subtle=even funnier, IMO icon_beer.gif

Killerdude [ban] | Jul 12 08 : 3:21pm

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Hey you making fun of me Mr. Tapeworm I will not stand for it...and the reason is because I'm sitting... icon_beer.gif icon_stoned.gif

Kaos2008 [ban] | Jul 13 08 : 2:12am

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Is it descrimination to say that a quardraplegic man is weak because he can't stand up for himself.
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If it is....then I won't say it then.
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MemphisSaint [ban] | Jul 13 08 : 12:07am

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Your dieHard but vain faith in humanity is unmatched, sir *bows*... inspirational even! icon_beer.gif icon_beer.gif icon_beer.gif

MemphisSaint [ban] | Jul 13 08 : 12:19am

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he couldn't get it up, so he used his mouth instead

JoeyLad [ban] | Jul 12 08 : 4:21am

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Even more stupid than Don Bradman! icon_biggrin.gif

paintedhorse [ban] | Jul 12 08 : 4:44am

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who needs teeth anyhow icon_cheesygrin.gif

andyward82 [ban] | Jul 12 08 : 4:48am

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One word. Twat.

digz [ban] | Jul 12 08 : 4:52am

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get a haircut

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HAHAHA STUPID WHITE CRACK FROM SOME FORTH WORLD COUNTRY........ icon_stoned.gif

omaega13 [ban] | Jul 12 08 : 6:55am

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here we go with white jokes again (tsk tsk tsk) icon_neutral.gif

DAVETHEKID [ban] | Jul 12 08 : 8:07am

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FORTH? WOW, YOU MUST BE FROM A "FITH" WORLD COUNTRY?

Harry Steinberg [ban] | Jul 12 08 : 9:58am

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come on, injuns are not the smartest of people. Give him a break. icon_rolleyes.gif

zykron [ban] | Jul 12 08 : 10:15am

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I love when people put their phone numbers in their username.
Makes me want to give them a call. icon_cool.gif

piss off! [ban] | Jul 12 08 : 4:54am

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All i got to say is haha, owned!! icon_lol.gif icon_lol.gif

SHREK58 [ban] | Jul 12 08 : 4:55am

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Bang your head
Mental health will drive you mad
Bang your head...
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Quiet Riot

hereimis [ban] | Jul 12 08 : 5:11am

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"killer horse"??
Funny!

nico99 [ban] | Jul 12 08 : 5:12am

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That clang at the end was his single brain cell ricocheting round his skull.

voluntary_amputation [ban] | Jul 12 08 : 5:15am

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what a dumb shit. that had to hurt. icon_rolleyes.gif

Krazy [ban] | Jul 12 08 : 5:31am

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Thats gotta suck and blow icon_cry.gif

Pumekuhp [ban] | Jul 12 08 : 5:48am

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Jethro Bodine, the earlier years. icon_rolleyes.gif

jcp517 [ban] | Jul 12 08 : 5:58am

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Lincoln Logs have gotten much bigger and heavier haven't they?

TurboGuy [ban] | Jul 12 08 : 6:33am

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What the hell was that? I mean, the whole thing. icon_lol.gif

zykron [ban] | Jul 12 08 : 6:41am

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Roses are red.
Violets are blue.
Hey wait, violets are violet!
Whoever wrote this stupid poem is fucking colorblind. icon_frown.gif

HarklyBarkly [ban] | Jul 12 08 : 7:06am

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icon_lol.gif He wasn't strong enough to bring the weights up so like the quick witted genius he is he decided to bring his head down. icon_lol.gif

EverythingToxicUSA [ban] | Jul 12 08 : 7:08am

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I think the kid was a skater that looked for something new to faceplant on instead of the usual concrete. He is still hoping that if he plants his face, it will grow a new one to replace the ugly one he has.

ululoa [ban] | Jul 12 08 : 7:08am

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they really say that..i've seen on wikipedia

TetsuoShima [ban] | Jul 12 08 : 8:17am

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What a dumbell.

Seismicshooter [ban] | Jul 12 08 : 9:11am

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you know whats better than winning the special olympics? not being retarded!

neebuz [ban] | Jul 12 08 : 11:15am

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how do they go on with the parking at the special oylimpics for disabled people is it just the 4 near the door

ROMY [ban] | Jul 12 08 : 9:40am

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Guy fails to eat giant black pudding!(blood sausage icon_rolleyes.gif ) icon_confused.gif

DASF [ban] | Jul 12 08 : 9:48am

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lol owned

TigerWapWap [ban] | Jul 12 08 : 10:12am

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lame clip

zykron [ban] | Jul 12 08 : 7:09pm

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I got a complaint from "psyy" yesterday in the video section during the blackout:
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psyy
Where are all the graphic videos nt used to update with?

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He and I bickered back and forth about what happened, how users will remain stupid and email Scott about how upset they were to see the video, and so on.
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psyy on Jul 11 08 : 10:06am wrote:
Well thats just stupid, it does say WARNING GRAPHIC, its theyre own fault if they click on the video, they dont have to. I'ts just stupid to click on it when you have been warned and then complain
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Quite frankly, he's right, we don't have the most brilliant crowd when it comes to graphic stuff.
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So, just to piss them off, here's some death cage Combat Zone Wrestling (CZW, the successor to old ECW) that the said "stupid users" can kiss my ass for to watch:
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http://www.dailymotion.co m/related/x4heti/...zandi g-vs_sport
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Enjoy.
And I wish that others would go out there and promote extreme stuff and bring it into NoTox to refresh everyone's memory of what kind of stuff out of 10 videos a day we could showcase.

TRUONE [ban] | Jul 12 08 : 8:25pm

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un-freakin-believable! That shit is sick. I'm commenting (not complaining). wow. icon_eek.gif i didn't know this stuff existed. icon_eek.gif

neebuz [ban] | Jul 13 08 : 3:41am

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cage fight is somthing 10 year olds watch with grandad its not real ,but u know that realy

killu [ban] | Jul 12 08 : 10:23pm

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true. i had noting clever to say about this bs but yea watever next. icon_exclaim.gif

boothy [ban] | Jul 31 08 : 2:42pm

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WHAT A FUCKING IDIOT!!!!!!

pyrethryn [ban] | Jul 12 08 : 10:32am

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weight a go there mate

Majestic12 [ban] | Jul 12 08 : 10:36am

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Back in the day if we wanted a cheap high we would just sniff glue....we would never go to all this trouble to get a nitrous high from the dentist.

newburghschamp [ban] | Jul 12 08 : 11:45am

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even My avatar isn't that stupid icon_wink.gif

lakers420 [ban] | Jul 12 08 : 12:13pm

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DOUCHEBAG

lagertron [ban] | Jul 12 08 : 12:16pm

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coordination is a challenge for this mcdonald pilgrim , stick to the big macs they don't hurt so much , that thing aint bite size dude!!!!!!!

lorak [ban] | Jul 12 08 : 12:41pm

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there goes his baby teeth

Tainted [ban] | Jul 12 08 : 12:57pm

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Ok, that had me laughing out loud. From Scott's description to the vid... All great.

undercover monkey30 [ban] | Jul 12 08 : 2:26pm

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thats what you get for monkeying around fag

indyman911 [ban] | Jul 12 08 : 4:27pm

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He was just trying to show up Chris Bosh in the weightroom icon_beer.gif icon_beer.gif

Caldono [ban] | Jul 12 08 : 4:54pm

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Yyyyaaarp!

timeflys37 [ban] | Jul 12 08 : 5:05pm

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Hmm

aussieman [ban] | Jul 12 08 : 5:05pm

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When he is not trying to lift weights, he is trying to warm his feet by setting his shoes on fire...

dreadlock [ban] | Jul 12 08 : 5:21pm

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Fail.

ugggggggg [ban] | Jul 12 08 : 5:44pm

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i didnt even watch this but.,.,,..,,.i like the way the first video,s on sites like this are named "idiot wrecks bike" lol hemp hemp hemp icon_cheesygrin.gif

pikemaster [ban] | Jul 12 08 : 6:10pm

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kiss my gritts

iMasturbate [ban] | Jul 12 08 : 7:06pm

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lol, that'll be a good story to tell the young'ins.

Necramonium [ban] | Jul 12 08 : 7:29pm

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lol @ the face he makes after he hit his chin...

SEXGOD [ban] | Jul 12 08 : 7:44pm

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FUCKING PWNED! NOOB icon_razz.gif

TerribleT [ban] | Jul 13 08 : 1:01am

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icon_lol.gif Next time just go get it pulled by a dentist........it will be much easier!

slash [ban] | Jul 13 08 : 1:40am

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chartrule [ban] | Jul 13 08 : 1:48am

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today DIY weights - tomorrow DIY dentistry

kuntpie [ban] | Jul 13 08 : 2:19am

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you couldnt make it up icon_razz.gif

deleted user [ban] | Jul 13 08 : 3:09am

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REDRUM [ban] | Jul 13 08 : 5:11am

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Stupid

KillerInstinct [ban] | Jul 13 08 : 2:27pm

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Hey take it easy on that "weight handle" (or whatever the fuck you call these things), will you!? It hadn't done anything to you?

cuff1957 [ban] | Jul 13 08 : 9:51pm

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i bet his father was a weight lifter,yeah he raised a dumbell, ha ha ha

GhostOfElectricity [ban] | Jul 13 08 : 9:52pm

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dipshit

SIGIL [ban] | Jul 14 08 : 7:47pm

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U DONT EAT IT FATSO!!

Yodel [ban] | Jul 14 08 : 10:57pm

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