Comments - Maniac Rides a Scooter at Full Speed into a Picnic Table

category: Bizarre | views: 37416 | posted on: 07/13/2008

Now do it again but instead of a picnic table, use a brick wall with 1-foot spikes sticking out. Ready, go.

Kaos2008 [ban] | Jul 13 08 : 4:07am

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What a little retard. That's not Table Manners at all.
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8039 [ban] | Jul 13 08 : 4:08am

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The closest he will get to banging something with his pelvis in a long time

MemphisSaint [ban] | Jul 13 08 : 5:17am

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maybe thats why he wore a "helmet"

deleted user [ban] | Jul 13 08 : 4:17am

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johnnylaw [ban] | Jul 13 08 : 4:22am

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Tell me there was a point to that. Very impressive. Hopefully his ball don't work after that saving us from future buffet crashers.

BigDrew59 [ban] | Jul 13 08 : 4:22am

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I think your supposed to jump? What the fuck were you trying to do?

hypnoticjoker [ban] | Jul 13 08 : 4:25am

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He thought he'd go right through the table as long as he was on his Razor icon_stoned.gif

undercover monkey30 [ban] | Jul 13 08 : 4:26am

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WTF, rick said he was going to put the ramp right here not a tableoooooooo icon_stoned.gif

Krazy [ban] | Jul 13 08 : 4:30am

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So this what escaped mental patients do icon_confused.gif

Kaos2008 [ban] | Jul 13 08 : 5:36am

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Clear case of Tunnel Vision......With hilarious results for us and devastating results for him.
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icon_beer.gif ---->>4 The person that took his glasses.
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Krazy [ban] | Jul 13 08 : 10:55am

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MemphisSaint [ban] | Jul 14 08 : 1:58am

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"4 the person who took his glasses"
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That was me icon_beer.gif ...just trying to contribute...
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thanks for the icon_beer.gif

neebuz [ban] | Jul 13 08 : 4:31am

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fucking absolutley brilliant ,couldnt wait to watch after reading headline icon_stoned.gif

Killerdude [ban] | Jul 13 08 : 4:35am

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Picnic up he's hurt... icon_cheesygrin.gif

piss off! [ban] | Jul 13 08 : 4:37am

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I bet he tasting his own balls in the back of his throat now. jezus that must have really hurt. ouch!! icon_eek.gif but a nice vid to watch. icon_lol.gif icon_beer.gif

liacon [ban] | Jul 13 08 : 4:37am

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He's so dense, light bends around him. icon_surprised.gif

neebuz [ban] | Jul 13 08 : 4:46am

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wish i had a dick as thick icon_beer.gif

lorak [ban] | Jul 13 08 : 4:45am

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even the slo-mo was hilarious! icon_cheesygrin.gif

Pumekuhp [ban] | Jul 13 08 : 4:48am

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This is the little brother of the bed backflip dude a few vids up. icon_razz.gif

MemphisSaint [ban] | Jul 13 08 : 5:10am

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No, same guy, different point in his career

myarse [ban] | Jul 13 08 : 4:50am

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could av been worse,i could av been avin a picnic on the table. its hard to scoot off with a table leg rammed up your brown star.

lagertron [ban] | Jul 13 08 : 4:54am

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he's a comic genius icon_lol.gif

Tapeworm [ban] | Jul 13 08 : 5:04am

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That's one way of laying the table, with a jack Knife and Fork in hell. icon_biggrin.gif

Foreskin [ban] | Jul 13 08 : 5:13am

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jackass

MemphisSaint [ban] | Jul 13 08 : 5:23am

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initiate scooter crash test

zykron [ban] | Jul 13 08 : 6:09am

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He got scootered.

Ellzee [ban] | Jul 13 08 : 6:15am

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Meh,who needs internal organs anyway.Highly overated. icon_rolleyes.gif

iMasturbate [ban] | Jul 13 08 : 7:10am

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right in the scrotum... why do that to yourself?

TetsuoShima [ban] | Jul 13 08 : 7:27am

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hehehe, scrotum....

iMasturbate [ban] | Jul 13 08 : 11:48am

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haha, nice catch. icon_biggrin.gif

TurboGuy [ban] | Jul 13 08 : 7:25am

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Yee ha! Let's crush our balls for no particular reason. icon_wink.gif

Tapeworm [ban] | Jul 13 08 : 7:38am

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You know my wife? icon_eek.gif icon_beer.gif

jcp517 [ban] | Jul 13 08 : 7:53am

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He doesn't like his testicles.

dreadlock [ban] | Jul 13 08 : 8:25am

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i mean yh if like every kid had a camera out when thay decided to do joke but stupid shit like this we wouldent have enuff time in the world to watch them all,but thay dont so just the rilly rily stupid kids that get there m8 to get a camera or to get there phones out to record what stupidness that have to show the world.

uketwe [ban] | Jul 13 08 : 3:20pm

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twat!! icon_razz.gif

r.o.l. [ban] | Jul 13 08 : 8:30am

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man what that fuck is up with these fucking kids today?

westies07 [ban] | Jul 13 08 : 9:05am

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theres a bench there mate

jagenigma [ban] | Jul 13 08 : 9:09am

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What a retard. icon_cheesygrin.gif icon_cheesygrin.gif icon_cheesygrin.gif icon_cheesygrin.gif
How the hell did this guy think "if I ride my scooter in to a table, I could fly!"
Yeah he flew alright, right in to failsville!!!

rednek1947 [ban] | Jul 13 08 : 9:34am

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These are the young punks that vandalize public property our taxes pay for. Too bad the handlebars on his fag scooter didn't end up sticking out of his ass.

guyindyersburg [ban] | Jul 13 08 : 9:46am

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good thing he never had a chance to get laid anyway haha..

dusone [ban] | Jul 13 08 : 9:48am

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he should have set himself on fire first.

rhoids [ban] | Jul 13 08 : 9:54am

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Reminds me of the time I laid my head on the track where the bowling balls come out.......this looked a little more painful tho

RReaper [ban] | Jul 13 08 : 10:32am

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Why do those idiot fucking Australians do such pathetic stunts ? and then bother to film it , wankers

Krazy [ban] | Jul 13 08 : 11:02am

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Well, i guess your from a country that has perfect people.......with perfect houses.....perfect jobs.....perfect cars........Do you want me to carry on??
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You made a point of picking on Simonp_au.....which bought you to my attention icon_wink.gif
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And for the record..i have family in OZ (we are brits) and they aint 'fosters drinking wankers' as you like to put it. But a small mind produces small talk eh? icon_cheesygrin.gif
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Refer to my avatar if you need any other help with my opinion icon_twisted.gif

Kaos2008 [ban] | Jul 14 08 : 1:53am

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You can rant and rave on as much as you want.
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Your retardation and lack of maturity shows within every comment you make.
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Just comment about the vids and keep your spatic mouth shut regarding comment criticism, until you make some decent comments of your own.
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You spurt so much un-warrented shit here.......and it's just not entertaining anymore.
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Get a Life and Fuckoff.
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Or just chill the fuck out and stop attempting to pay out a nation that in all reality, would live better than you anyways.
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piss off! [ban] | Jul 13 08 : 12:39pm

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nice one!!!! icon_beer.gif icon_beer.gif icon_beer.gif boooyah!!

lagertron [ban] | Jul 13 08 : 1:32pm

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seriously though, that fucker would of been killed if he knocked my beer over icon_beer.gif icon_beer.gif

ROMY [ban] | Jul 13 08 : 1:43pm

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This is a cut back in local authority spending.These are the new traffic calming humps.They seem too work,but more data is required icon_eek.gif Carry on.

KillerInstinct [ban] | Jul 13 08 : 1:52pm

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As one starts growing up, one starts desiring to understand the "grown-up" world of unknown feelings and emotions better... This guy successfully understood the meaning of the word "regret". Way to grow up kid! icon_cheesygrin.gif

KillerInstinct [ban] | Jul 13 08 : 2:00pm

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undercover monkey30 on Jul 13 08 : 6:26am wrote:
WTF, rick said he was going to put the ramp right here not a tableoooooooo
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myarse [ban] | Jul 13 08 : 2:05pm

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shud av gone to spec savers.

Seismicshooter [ban] | Jul 13 08 : 2:34pm

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he was pissed off because the picnic table supports a family better than his deadbeat dad.

RReaper [ban] | Jul 13 08 : 3:10pm

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Krazy on Jul 13 08 : 1:02pm wrote:
Well, i guess your from a country that has perfect people.......with perfect houses.....perfect jobs.....perfect cars........Do you want me to carry on??
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Carry on if you want to , but your effort is pointless


You made a point of picking on Simonp_au.....which bought you to my attention
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I didnt pick on anyone , just commented on the posts , or video


And for the record..i have family in OZ (we are brits) and they aint 'fosters drinking wankers' as you like to put it.

Well sucks to be you , History repeating , are your family crims ? , when in rome do as the romans , wont be long till they start sucking back the fosters , then thell pick up the arrogant condecending aussie attitude and alas become WANKERS


But a small mind produces small talk eh?
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I dont ussually post big long comments , so if you want to look at it as small talk , by all means look at it that way


Refer to my avatar if you need any other help with my opinion
Reading your Avatar I see you dont understand new technology , I dont think you are the right person to ask for help , you have a wee winge at me so nope

Krazy [ban] | Jul 14 08 : 12:48am

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Lets face it...your a fag that stalks one person and uses that persons name to take the piss on most comments.
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So, your just a sad little person really. Does mummy know you use a pc without permission??
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She should get a child lock sorted for it.

piss off! [ban] | Jul 14 08 : 1:12am

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And another nice one!!!!!! icon_beer.gif icon_beer.gif icon_beer.gif Boooooyaaaaah!! icon_biggrin.gif

flintstone [ban] | Jul 13 08 : 3:29pm

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REEEETTTTAAAAARRRRDDD!

Stabcity [ban] | Jul 13 08 : 4:16pm

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what an inspiration he is to the younger kids on the swings, his daddy must be proud

monchichi025 [ban] | Jul 13 08 : 8:17pm

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wtf was the point of that and how come its mostly white dudes hurting themselves

PrinceValium [ban] | Jul 14 08 : 12:24am

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monchichi025 on Jul 13 08 : 10:17pm wrote:
wtf was the point of that and how come its mostly white dudes hurting themselves
I got a video of a bunch of black dudes hurting your mom if it makes your vagina not ache so much you douche fag!

monchichi025 [ban] | Jul 14 08 : 9:59am

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wow youre so god damn intelligent, this is the second time you reply with your low boring ass I.Q. and you're boring average racism, are you that lifeless where you have to like specifically find and comment on what I say with a stupid obligatory brash comment, its VERY indicative on how stupid and un-original you are, I hope you overdose on cum you fucking faggot icon_rolleyes.gif

paintedhorse [ban] | Jul 13 08 : 8:34pm

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good job , loser

kuntpie [ban] | Jul 13 08 : 9:05pm

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PRICKNIC Table is more appropriate icon_exclaim.gif

Nsane87 [ban] | Jul 13 08 : 10:24pm

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Man, I havn't laughed like that in a loooong time, keep these coming! icon_cheesygrin.gif icon_stoned.gif

RReaper [ban] | Jul 14 08 : 1:34pm

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Krazy on Jul 14 08 : 2:48am wrote:
Lets face it...your a fag that stalks one person and uses that persons name to take the piss on most comments.
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So, your just a sad little person really. Does mummy know you use a pc without permission??
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She should get a child lock sorted for it.
lol

theoneintraining [ban] | Jul 14 08 : 4:19pm

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actually I think he pulled that off quite well, gotta hand it to him you would either have really big balls or just be a complete dumb-shit to do that.

darkmaster971 [ban] | Jul 14 08 : 7:15pm

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he hopes go to hollywood to begin an actor in james bond

Komodo [ban] | Jul 14 08 : 7:39pm

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He's very smart!

konoplya [ban] | Jul 14 08 : 9:28pm

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kids in the back like wtf!? dumbass.

stiggy790 [ban] | Jul 15 08 : 4:12pm

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i might be getting old fashioned but at what point was that a good idea?

dreadlock [ban] | Jul 17 08 : 7:29am

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ahhhh RReaper and krazy its joke as comments like yous that makes nt!LOL icon_stoned.gif

RacerX5034 [ban] | Aug 22 08 : 3:58pm

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The scooter looked fine

kross10c [ban] | Sep 29 08 : 8:05pm

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this site should be called "who's a dumb ass?"