Comments - Biker Has a Nasty Accident Directly on his Face

category: Accidents | views: 43111 | posted on: 07/14/2008

At least if it tore his entire face off he wouldn't have to worry about skin cancer. On his face anyway.

Kaos2008 [ban] | Jul 14 08 : 4:05am

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Just because you can afford a bike....does not mean you should ride one.
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This dude needs to stick to dodgem Cars.
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tim74 [ban] | Jul 14 08 : 12:18pm

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he wouldn't have to worry about skin cancer
But he will have to worry about face bone cancer.

Nicklo2k [ban] | Jul 14 08 : 4:06am

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And that's why Harley stopped production of the Harley-Davidson Unicycle.

deleted user [ban] | Jul 14 08 : 4:06am

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zykron [ban] | Jul 14 08 : 4:11am

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Hit the road, Jack. icon_beer.gif

MemphisSaint [ban] | Jul 14 08 : 5:48am

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LAME ASS! his glasses weren't even broken!
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zykron on Jul 14 08 : 6:11am wrote:
Hit the road, Jack.
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..."and don't ya come back no more!"
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liacon [ban] | Jul 14 08 : 4:18am

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Let's Face it, this stunt was a wheelie bad idea icon_smile.gif

ggallin1 [ban] | Jul 14 08 : 6:35pm

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Hey bro!
Did I ever tell you about the time
a biker had a nasty accident on my face?
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saltyyetrefreshingatthesa metime

Krazy [ban] | Jul 14 08 : 4:19am

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Nice to see he was more concerned about the damage to the bike rather than the fucktard who crashed it icon_cheesygrin.gif
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Im so glad he isnt one of my friends icon_neutral.gif

kill-9 [ban] | Jul 14 08 : 4:20am

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So when I bought my last bike, the maintenance guy and I were talking (they have to go over the bike with you before you take it). The one thing he said to me that I'll never forget is that "Some people come in here with more money than brains." I'm guessing we've just seen that today.

jcp517 [ban] | Jul 14 08 : 4:22am

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That's what they mean by eating pavement.I thought it had to do with a groupie and the band.

slash [ban] | Jul 14 08 : 4:25am

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it breaks the mono-tony icon_beer.gif
dude ur on a 130ish bhp bike and ur using the clutch to wheely in 2nd gear wottacuntywuntydumfuk icon_eek.gif

MemphisSaint [ban] | Jul 14 08 : 6:08am

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"wottacuntywuntydumfuk"
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Nice! \m/ icon_twisted.gif \m/
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en jaywest [ban] | Jul 14 08 : 7:45am

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you'll never see that happen to me. i wont touch anything over 49 cc's.

Tapeworm [ban] | Jul 14 08 : 8:35am

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Beer glass? icon_beer.gif

Lowery636 [ban] | Jul 14 08 : 12:45pm

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Clutching the bike up is the best way to wheelie regardless of the gear.
But, this guy definitely didn't do it right at all.

slash [ban] | Jul 14 08 : 1:33pm

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Lowery636 on Jul 14 08 : 2:45pm wrote:
Clutching the bike up is the best way to wheelie regardless of the gear.
But, this guy definitely didn't do it right at all.
its better to throttle it cos its smoother in the lower gears clutch is better from say 3rd upwards but you need much better clutch control than this prick icon_beer.gif

Lowery636 [ban] | Jul 14 08 : 6:34pm

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You're wrong man. Power wheelies are no good in ANY gear. First, second, third, fourth, fifth, or sixth. They are bad news. Just because the bike CAN power up in first and second, doesnt mean you should. Clutch is much more controllable in any situation/gear when you know how to do it.

slash [ban] | Jul 15 08 : 2:20am

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Lowery636 on Jul 14 08 : 8:34pm wrote:
You're wrong man. Power wheelies are no good in ANY gear. First, second, third, fourth, fifth, or sixth. They are bad news. Just because the bike CAN power up in first and second, doesnt mean you should. Clutch is much more controllable in any situation/gear when you know how to do it.
dude without trying to sound like a knowitall ive been riding 22 years, in a stunt cru 9 years i also help out in the summer at a wheelie school clutch jerks it up unpredictably unless u have %100 control as im sure we both have but throttle is smoother lower down thats why when up on back wheel u dont use clutch to go through gears icon_beer.gif

Lowery636 [ban] | Jul 19 08 : 7:31pm

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Ok, we had a mis communication here. I was speaking about using clutch to initially bring the bike up. Not to shift through the gears mid wheelie. But dude, throttle up wheelies are bad in any gear, at any speed!

piss off! [ban] | Jul 14 08 : 4:27am

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that's gonna leave a mark...a skid mark that is. icon_stoned.gif

dizdabiz [ban] | Jul 14 08 : 4:30am

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THATS RIGHT! no need to call paramedics when you've got one of those ''MIRACULOUS HEALING CAMERA'S! icon_eek.gif icon_eek.gif icon_eek.gif

TurboGuy [ban] | Jul 14 08 : 4:38am

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Another one bites the dust. icon_wink.gif

Killerdude [ban] | Jul 14 08 : 4:39am

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So that's what happens when a skateboarder gets a bike..... I LIKE IT.... icon_cheesygrin.gif

MemphisSaint [ban] | Jul 14 08 : 6:02am

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except now he HAS to have a car pull him home icon_cheesygrin.gif
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poor bike icon_twisted.gif

Botoman [ban] | Jul 14 08 : 4:41am

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I thoughts I wuz gonna see a face peeled off. I were tricked by the caption icon_confused.gif

dizdabiz [ban] | Jul 14 08 : 5:11am

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maybe he was just doing that stunt, ''THE CHEESE GRATER!''

tobby [ban] | Jul 14 08 : 5:27am

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hahahahahahahahaha he lost his glasses icon_eek.gif

paintedhorse [ban] | Jul 14 08 : 5:33am

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that dumbass tore up a good lookin bike

piss off! [ban] | Jul 14 08 : 5:47am

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tobby on Jul 14 08 : 7:27am wrote:
hahahahahahahahaha he lost his glasses
well then at least he didn't see wat was coming! icon_eek.gif

tobby [ban] | Jul 14 08 : 5:55am

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hahahahahahahah icon_beer.gif icon_beer.gif icon_beer.gif

piss off! [ban] | Jul 14 08 : 5:59am

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icon_beer.gif to you to good sir!

Paully [ban] | Jul 14 08 : 6:02am

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rub some dirt on it pussy!!!!!

Pumekuhp [ban] | Jul 14 08 : 6:09am

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You good, man?
1 grunt for yes, 2 for no.

double stroke [ban] | Jul 14 08 : 6:16am

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...leaves friend to look at and film bike....wtf? the rider is barely responsive...and he gets more upset about a frkn headlight and fairing damage!
no call to 911...
ya gotta love it

scotty2hotty! [ban] | Jul 14 08 : 6:19am

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I love how he went to check on the bike! I thought he was gonna ask the bike if he was OK!

newsense [ban] | Jul 14 08 : 6:31am

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just like the motocross video...it seems that the bikes are much more important then the riders...can't say i disagree

Skitzoap [ban] | Jul 14 08 : 6:32am

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That helmet was the only thing preventing this video from having "Warning: Extremely Graphic!" written on it...fucking helmet icon_evil.gif

kikiloveu [ban] | Jul 14 08 : 7:09am

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I DATED A MEAN SPAM BOT DICK

Krazy [ban] | Jul 14 08 : 10:22am

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spam spam spam spam spam spam.....ohhh did i mention FUCKING SPAM!!!!!!!! icon_redface.gif

daddi4551 [ban] | Jul 14 08 : 7:10am

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fuck the rider
what about the bike

r.o.l. [ban] | Jul 14 08 : 7:28am

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HE CALLS FOR A TOW TRUCK AND THEN ASK THE DRIVER IF HE COULD CALL 911...
YOU GOOD MAN? LMMAO.... icon_beer.gif icon_beer.gif icon_beer.gif

NUIYZ [ban] | Jul 14 08 : 7:34am

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more of an 'enthusiast', than, 'Biker'.

dizdabiz [ban] | Jul 14 08 : 7:51am

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NUIYZ on Jul 14 08 : 9:34am wrote:
more of an 'enthusiast', than, 'Biker'.
and more of a 'wannabee' then an 'enthusiast!'

NUIYZ [ban] | Jul 14 08 : 9:51am

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I stand corrected
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dizdabiz [ban] | Jul 14 08 : 11:20am

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NUIYZ on Jul 14 08 : 11:51am wrote:
I stand corrected
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derpderpderp [ban] | Jul 14 08 : 7:46am

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Haha stupid asswipe. I love all these idiots who think they can do the shit they see in highlight reels. Everybody these days is a star lol.

PrinceValium [ban] | Jul 14 08 : 7:52am

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Thats what happens when you DUMP and piece of SHIT! No pun intended but, its there.

neebuz [ban] | Jul 14 08 : 8:37am

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good old road rash
are u alright ? mmmmmmmmmmmmmm
lol

billyzane [ban] | Jul 14 08 : 9:06am

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thats wHAT you get for having a bike that sounds like a mosquito

Icarus [ban] | Jul 14 08 : 9:48am

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Here's the irony. Most of these fuckwits get the idea to do this shit via internet videos. Somehow they do not pay attention to any of the failures.

scotty2hotty! [ban] | Jul 14 08 : 10:43am

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You have a point. I ride & my son wants a bike but He has NO FEAR = No brains & will try anything. I won't get him one because #1. I love him & want him to stick around & #2. I HATE waiting in emergency rooms!

Botoman [ban] | Jul 14 08 : 11:12am

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Good call. I know what you mean. My boy broke his ribs jumping off a SLIDING board. Damn man, SLIDE down the thing. No way in hell he's getting a dirt bike. I might even take away his bicycle. Youth is wasted on the young icon_rolleyes.gif

scotty2hotty! [ban] | Jul 14 08 : 12:03pm

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Youth IS waisted on the young. icon_confused.gif

iMasturbate [ban] | Jul 14 08 : 12:56pm

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imagine if he wasn't wearing a helmet...

dizdabiz [ban] | Jul 14 08 : 5:29pm

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iMasturbate on Jul 14 08 : 2:56pm wrote:
imagine if he wasn't wearing a helmet...
he was a helmet,hence his name ''KNOBHEAD!'' icon_beer.gif icon_beer.gif icon_beer.gif

iMasturbate [ban] | Jul 14 08 : 5:30pm

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what?

dizdabiz [ban] | Jul 14 08 : 6:08pm

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iMasturbate on Jul 14 08 : 7:30pm wrote:
what?
HELMET AS IN THE END OF YOUR DICK=KNOB HEAD?
DO YA GET IT NOW? NO? DUDE DO YOU SPEAK ENGLISH? icon_rolleyes.gif icon_rolleyes.gif icon_rolleyes.gif

iMasturbate [ban] | Jul 17 08 : 9:21pm

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i get that part but i didn't understand where in the video he was called "knobhead."

lagertron [ban] | Jul 14 08 : 1:04pm

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2 words: back brake !

slash [ban] | Jul 14 08 : 1:56pm

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lagertron on Jul 14 08 : 3:04pm wrote:
2 words: back brake !
2 words: back broke

electrcguy [ban] | Jul 14 08 : 2:58pm

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two words for this tool:
Brokeback Mountain

Shiva [ban] | Jul 14 08 : 2:11pm

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ANOTHER STAR BOY BITES THE DUST.

flintstone [ban] | Jul 14 08 : 3:38pm

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two words; DUMB FUCK.

slash [ban] | Jul 14 08 : 3:50pm

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flintstone on Jul 14 08 : 5:38pm wrote:
two words; DUMB FUCK.
dude i tell the ladies "i may not be fred flintstone but i can still make ur bedrock" icon_beer.gif

flintstone [ban] | Jul 15 08 : 2:41pm

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Yaaaabaaaadaaaabaaaadoooo oo,,,,,

DeathProof73 [ban] | Jul 16 08 : 6:44pm

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i wonder if he cud say "salvage title" between all that moaning and groaning. they both got fukd up if it cud talk the bike wud groan - "Dumb Fuck" poor bikey

theoneintraining [ban] | Jul 14 08 : 4:11pm

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This camera man should have stood the bike up straight away or the oil gets in the carby.

TRUONE [ban] | Jul 14 08 : 4:48pm

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too sleepy to be funny icon_neutral.gif

TetsuoShima [ban] | Jul 14 08 : 5:34pm

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I cried when I saw that bike layin there all helpless icon_cry.gif

SIGIL [ban] | Jul 14 08 : 7:07pm

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hellmet! good!

Penis [ban] | Jul 14 08 : 8:05pm

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Ya, "he's good" alright icon_rolleyes.gif hahah

westies07 [ban] | Jul 15 08 : 1:34am

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expensive and painfull then learning how to wheelie... where the fuck does this matey work to afford all these nice bikes he's gunna write off...........

myarse [ban] | Jul 15 08 : 11:54am

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i need a wheellie wheelie good shit now.