Comments - Really Quick MMA Match With a Really Bad Ending

BOOM Shake shake shake the room.

Eventually rings will have 12 posts. They said they could never budget past 4.

I patiently await the day of zero-gravity cage matches in space.

Ah the days where spinning office chairs forever would finally be a reality :lol:

I sneezed and missed it
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So who won??

I think it was the white guy wearing red

Was you tring to trick me??

^^trying....bloody chubby fingers

Woo Hoo,I just killed a man!

I just killed my pet catfish.
My reaction: "Al, gee, did you have to go today?"

That's not a seizure. He just got down to the beat.

i could tell that was gonna happen, i always slip too when i fight in a ring of custard!

Diz bout damn time Bro..
Glad to read ya........

All hail the return of the King!

Diz, I was so happy to see you, that I welcomed you back yesterday

sorry.

to you and thanx bro!

lets raise a toast to diz all in favour say i

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Great party. Just hope the neighbors don't complain about the noise and the bottles being chucked over the fence.

and that were trying to launch their pets over the fence via the bouncy castle ive hired

Re the drugs Diz. They do say that the grass is greener on the other side of the fence.

Uh...I pissed in the pool

ONCE AGAIN!

fuck man, i was gonna say that! damn. ok than: well atleast he can keep his rythim. fuck not hlf as good.

How cool is he, body popping to the muic till the pareamedics got there?!

That wasn't a seizure, you can clearly see he was just trying to dance to the music.

Throw your washing on him.

last lesson of mr meyagi
when you fall remain moving to show you have no fear

MMA has a lot of posers these days. What happened to qualifying for a fight?

A shaky start and an even shakier finish.

I guess that "Peace" sign he flashed was appropiate. His opponents brain is now in pieces!

shock therapy makes me dance too

He was having a seizure; he was convulsing in tears as he realized his shameful defeat
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what a pussy
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GET SOME!

i am surprised he held back that last punch...guess he was impressed by the dance

He was OK, he was even dancing to the music at the end to show he was a good sport.
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Not a good dancer though, a bit too stiff, not a good fighter either though.
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hes got brain damage , i got that too ,i dont like it, i think i dont.no i know i dont.bye

4 days till Fedor vs Sylvia!!!!!!

Whoa! He's doing the jacknife shuffle! Sweet dance movies bro.

Yeah yeah, thanks grammar nazi

This isnt a chatroom u fat fuck. hemp hemp hemp

I'M TOO SEXY FOR MY SPAM

HOLLA! hey mr/mrs spammer......you do know that you really need a good kick to the head

zOMG! Who did that?
Oh wait, that was me.

that was one of your funnier spam tags

its crazy. there is loud music, flashing lights, and 10,000 people wildly cheering and enthusiastically waiting for the next round of entertainment. in the middle of it all, in plain view, a man has a seizure.
i love watching mma as much as anyone else, i just happened to become UNdesensitized for a brief second.

i see some early retirement on this bloke's future....

That looks a lot like me when I climax. I'm betting his shorts are full of spooge.

He's got it all wrong!! The winner is supposed to dance.

stand him up he would run round for a while

buz,
the avi...
c'mon bro.

TRU.
but you know gg, i can hardly read your name without thinking about your stalker dude.
To tell you the TRUth I'm starting to forget who exactly i've gotten in pissing matches with. I'm like hey diz, glad to see you back! then i'm like: are we even friends? or was he telling me to f my mother last time.? its funny. thats just an example.

he was moving to the music.

Correct.
Hey it's not my fault people don't read what others have already posted.

No, you were first, you're exempt from my smartassness!

lol....yeah, my only excuse is the new hydroponic Cronic that hit my lungs last night
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It must of made me lazy and not read over all the