Comments - Idiot Accidentally Shoots Himself with a Glock 18
category: Accidents | views: 163153 | posted on: 07/14/2008
He now has a hole in his hand. That opens up some interesting masturbation options.
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hey are you marie claiyuk (or something)? Sorry about the negative exposure last time.
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Hole(y) Shit!
Hand(le) with care.
I guess this would be considered trigger (un)happy.
Jonny_GunZ [ban] | Jul 14 08 : 11:09pm
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It looks more like equipment failure than user error. when the camera pans down you can see a vertical grip and by the way he was holding the gun it appears he was using a vert grip. Looks like it wasn't tightened down on the glock very well.
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dizdabiz on Jul 14 08 : 6:13am wrote:
slash on Jul 14 08 : 6:07am wrote:
berreta take care when using firearms
so he thinks he's a great shot?......UZI think he is?
that comment was off the CHAINgun
FUCKING DAMN HELL DUDE!!
WHERE THE HELL HAVE YOU BEEN????????
And have you ALREADY FORGOTTEN how REAL MEN TYPE???? TIME TO WHOOP SOME ASS AROUND HERE!!!!
en jaywest [ban] | Jul 14 08 : 7:08am
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if he held the gun sideways (like a true marksman), this never would have happened.
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"I know what you're thinking,
Did he come in with 5 fingers, or was it only 4?
To tell you the truth, I am so fucking stupid that in the excitement, I kinda forgot myself.
But, you have to ask yourself one question,
do I really wanna be in the same room with someone this stupid when he has a loaded gun.....
WELL DO YA...............PUNK??"
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www.myspace.com/mexborough [ban] | Jul 14 08 : 4:21am
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You saw where i was going with that!
would be a funny comment of the day to see tomorrow thats for sure! ![]()
Laughing Gravy [ban] | Jul 14 08 : 4:29am
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Exactly - it's not the first time he's 'squeezed one off' into his hand. ![]()
MemphisSaint [ban] | Jul 14 08 : 5:10am
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Maybe next time he'll think twice about keeping both hands on his piece ![]()
scotty2hotty! [ban] | Jul 14 08 : 5:48am
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Any good marksman knows that you look down your barrel, slowly SQUEEZE, don't JERK, then wait for the RELEASE, then fire your LOAD......
.....I'll be right back!
MemphisSaint [ban] | Jul 14 08 : 1:59pm
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Kaos is offering to help, and would apparently rather help a marksman ![]()
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Kaos is offering to help, and would apparently rather help a marksman
I would.
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I would lay prone on the ground next to him with high powered binoculars and spot/observe & give him the measurment distances/ranges and identification, so he puts each round on the designated target, first time.
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Then swap over so I can "GET SOME".
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MemphisSaint [ban] | Jul 14 08 : 10:32pm
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Thats a relief; I was though you were offering a handjob.
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Cheers, Sniper ![]()
newburghschamp [ban] | Jul 14 08 : 4:29am
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Well hopefully he has enough left to sign into his myspace account
Majestic12 [ban] | Jul 14 08 : 4:32am
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Technically I know what he did wrong....he didn't leave a round in the chamber to shoot that fuck distracting him. ![]()
BankruptOfCompassion [ban] | Jul 14 08 : 11:27am
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That was a Shady comment. I saw that coming 8-miles away.
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paintedhorse [ban] | Jul 14 08 : 5:15am
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i watched this clip twice , and twice i thought , DAMN he shot his own hand.
KillerInstinct [ban] | Jul 14 08 : 5:58am
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Fake
He squeezes and drops the small pouch of ketchup he was holding at the 37 sec mark. Watch closely... ![]()
MemphisSaint [ban] | Jul 15 08 : 12:26am
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don't worry, mate. I still have full faith in your shooting ability
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en jaywest [ban] | Jul 14 08 : 6:53am
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i'll keep that in mind. tobby seemed harmless enough...........
machinedave [ban] | Jul 14 08 : 7:24am
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he should really look into a career change.i'll say rocket scientist or neuro surgeon...
undercover monkey30 [ban] | Jul 14 08 : 7:26am
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Must have taken the class on how to shoot like a jihadist
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rednek1947 [ban] | Jul 14 08 : 9:04am
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You can't hold your Glock like you hold your cock...the don't shoot the same way.
Thejugglingbum [ban] | Jul 14 08 : 10:05am
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Guns are for pussies. I have a gun for pussies. It shoots cum. It's a cum gun.
suppressed [ban] | Jul 14 08 : 10:16am
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There are way too many children and geeks trying to make comment of the day now. 90% of you are so lame its unbelievable.
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So which half of the equation do you fall into?
CommentGuy [ban] | Jul 14 08 : 12:20pm
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I agree. comment of the day is the worst thing ever to happen to the internet. Its painful to read most of them.
Sk1Monster [ban] | Jul 15 08 : 4:38pm
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No douche..there is no slide on the bottom of the gun...he was bracing the gun with his hand and shot his fucking hand.
zebedee147 [ban] | Jul 17 08 : 1:28am
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you can actually see the flash of the bullet next to his hand moron
SUiCiDALHATE [ban] | Jul 14 08 : 11:31am
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he can now masturbate with his hand open. slide right in. i'ma go shoot my hand.
ArmsDealer [ban] | Jul 14 08 : 12:42pm
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I watched if 4 times and still can't tell why his hand would be in front of the barrel. It just looks like he was steadying the gun with his left hand...
TetsuoShima [ban] | Jul 14 08 : 5:25pm
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I hope someone gives him some high powered explosives, and films it for us.
Rapheal420 [ban] | Jul 14 08 : 8:48pm
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Dude, who ever it is that writes those captions, you are a funny *ss m*therfucker. You crack me up man. ![]()
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He didn't shoot himself. The slide sliced his hand. I guess the caption writer is unaware that the bullets come out of the front of the gun.
minicopilot [ban] | Jul 20 08 : 7:12pm
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LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!! ![]()
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ambientgravy [ban] | Jul 14 08 : 4:04am
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That's gunna hurt when that happens.