Comments - Idiot Accidentally Shoots Himself with a Glock 18

category: Accidents | views: 142614 | posted on: 07/14/2008

He now has a hole in his hand. That opens up some interesting masturbation options.

ambientgravy [ban] | Jul 14 08 : 4:04am

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That's gunna hurt when that happens.

TRUONE [ban] | Jul 14 08 : 4:25pm

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hey are you marie claiyuk (or something)? Sorry about the negative exposure last time.
@vid:
Hole(y) Shit!
Hand(le) with care.
I guess this would be considered trigger (un)happy.
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dizdabiz [ban] | Jul 15 08 : 2:57am

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TRUONE on Jul 14 08 : 6:25pm wrote:
hey are you marie claiyuk (or something)? Sorry about the negative exposure last time.
@vid:
Hole(y) Shit!
Hand(le) with care.
I guess this would be considered trigger (un)happy.
NEGATIVE EXPOSURE? so you enjoy flashing people? HAHAHA! seriously though marieclayuk's halfway down these comments with a buzz lightyear avi! icon_beer.gif icon_beer.gif icon_beer.gif

TRUONE [ban] | Jul 15 08 : 10:49am

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whoops!

zykron [ban] | Jul 14 08 : 4:05am

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He got fired. icon_beer.gif

Krazy [ban] | Jul 14 08 : 4:06am

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You gotta Hand it to him.....that wasnt the most clever of things to do icon_sad.gif

Jonny_GunZ [ban] | Jul 14 08 : 11:09pm

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It looks more like equipment failure than user error. when the camera pans down you can see a vertical grip and by the way he was holding the gun it appears he was using a vert grip. Looks like it wasn't tightened down on the glock very well.

slash [ban] | Jul 14 08 : 4:07am

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berreta take care when using firearms icon_beer.gif

dizdabiz [ban] | Jul 14 08 : 4:13am

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slash on Jul 14 08 : 6:07am wrote:
berreta take care when using firearms
so he thinks he's a great shot?......UZI think he is? icon_beer.gif icon_beer.gif icon_beer.gif

slash [ban] | Jul 14 08 : 4:40am

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dizdabiz on Jul 14 08 : 6:13am wrote:
slash on Jul 14 08 : 6:07am wrote:
berreta take care when using firearms
so he thinks he's a great shot?......UZI think he is?
that comment was off the CHAINgun icon_beer.gif

dizdabiz [ban] | Jul 14 08 : 4:59am

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slash on Jul 14 08 : 6:40am wrote:
dizdabiz on Jul 14 08 : 6:13am wrote:
slash on Jul 14 08 : 6:07am wrote:
berreta take care when using firearms
so he thinks he's a great shot?......UZI think he is?
that comment was off the CHAINgun
well it was definetly a BARREL of laughs!
zykron on Jul 14 08 : 6:41am wrote:
FUCKING DAMN HELL DUDE!!
WHERE THE HELL HAVE YOU BEEN????????
And have you ALREADY FORGOTTEN how REAL MEN TYPE???? TIME TO WHOOP SOME ASS AROUND HERE!!!!
yo! zyk,dont worry ive the caps on safety and when i see my chance im gonna PUT EM ON FULL AUTOMATIC LIKE THIS! MWA HAHAHAHA! icon_beer.gif icon_beer.gif icon_beer.gif icon_beer.gif icon_beer.gif

newsense [ban] | Jul 14 08 : 5:00am

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Mr. Smith wesson paying attention

zykron [ban] | Jul 14 08 : 4:41am

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FUCKING DAMN HELL DUDE!!
WHERE THE HELL HAVE YOU BEEN????????
And have you ALREADY FORGOTTEN how REAL MEN TYPE???? TIME TO WHOOP SOME ASS AROUND HERE!!!! icon_beer.gif icon_beer.gif icon_beer.gif icon_beer.gif icon_beer.gif icon_beer.gif icon_beer.gif icon_beer.gif icon_beer.gif icon_beer.gif icon_beer.gif icon_beer.gif icon_beer.gif icon_beer.gif icon_beer.gif icon_beer.gif icon_beer.gif icon_beer.gif icon_beer.gif icon_beer.gif icon_beer.gif icon_beer.gif icon_beer.gif icon_beer.gif icon_beer.gif icon_beer.gif icon_beer.gif icon_beer.gif icon_beer.gif icon_beer.gif icon_beer.gif icon_beer.gif icon_beer.gif icon_beer.gif icon_beer.gif icon_beer.gif icon_beer.gif icon_beer.gif icon_beer.gif icon_beer.gif icon_beer.gif icon_beer.gif icon_beer.gif icon_beer.gif icon_beer.gif icon_beer.gif icon_beer.gif

Nicklo2k [ban] | Jul 14 08 : 4:08am

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He's as dumb as toast!

Tapeworm [ban] | Jul 14 08 : 4:41am

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...and he got burnt. Butter Jam something over that wound, quickly. icon_cheesygrin.gif

en jaywest [ban] | Jul 14 08 : 7:08am

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if he held the gun sideways (like a true marksman), this never would have happened.

jcp517 [ban] | Jul 14 08 : 4:09am

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Bullseye!

hypnoticjoker [ban] | Jul 14 08 : 4:10am

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HOLEy shit, thats gonna leave a mark icon_stoned.gif

MemphisSaint [ban] | Jul 14 08 : 5:01am

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Awkward place to bust urself a new assHOLE. ya? icon_beer.gif

deleted user [ban] | Jul 14 08 : 4:11am

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Sushi69 [ban] | Jul 14 08 : 4:12am

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"I know what you're thinking,
Did he come in with 5 fingers, or was it only 4?
To tell you the truth, I am so fucking stupid that in the excitement, I kinda forgot myself.
But, you have to ask yourself one question,
do I really wanna be in the same room with someone this stupid when he has a loaded gun.....
WELL DO YA...............PUNK??" icon_beer.gif icon_beer.gif icon_beer.gif

www.myspace.com/mexborough [ban] | Jul 14 08 : 4:13am

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This is not the comment of the day!

Cock For Rent [ban] | Jul 14 08 : 4:19am

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We can try to make it so!

www.myspace.com/mexborough [ban] | Jul 14 08 : 4:21am

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You saw where i was going with that! icon_beer.gif would be a funny comment of the day to see tomorrow thats for sure! icon_cheesygrin.gif

piss off! [ban] | Jul 14 08 : 4:14am

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that guy is in a hole lotta pain i assume. icon_beer.gif

TurboGuy [ban] | Jul 14 08 : 4:16am

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He's gonna remember that move the next time he wants to keep his girlie magazine clean. icon_lol.gif

Laughing Gravy [ban] | Jul 14 08 : 4:29am

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Exactly - it's not the first time he's 'squeezed one off' into his hand. icon_beer.gif

Sushi69 [ban] | Jul 14 08 : 4:31am

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.....and I woulda sworn he was firing blanks!!! icon_beer.gif

liacon [ban] | Jul 14 08 : 4:41am

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Yeah it can be pretty embarrassing when you fire one off unexpectedly icon_redface.gif
It's okay, it happens to alot of guys icon_sad.gif

Kaos2008 [ban] | Jul 14 08 : 4:51am

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I'd give this guy a hand, but the retard would put a couple of bullets into it.
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MemphisSaint [ban] | Jul 14 08 : 5:10am

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Maybe next time he'll think twice about keeping both hands on his piece icon_beer.gif

scotty2hotty! [ban] | Jul 14 08 : 5:48am

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Any good marksman knows that you look down your barrel, slowly SQUEEZE, don't JERK, then wait for the RELEASE, then fire your LOAD...... icon_eek.gif .....I'll be right back!

Sushi69 [ban] | Jul 14 08 : 8:18am

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I think it was actually a Heckler&koch. and as we are all here to heckle...........he MUST be the KOCH!!! icon_beer.gif icon_beer.gif icon_beer.gif

MemphisSaint [ban] | Jul 14 08 : 1:59pm

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Kaos is offering to help, and would apparently rather help a marksman icon_beer.gif

Kaos2008 [ban] | Jul 14 08 : 6:52pm

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MemphisSaint on Jul 14 08 : 3:59pm wrote:
Kaos is offering to help, and would apparently rather help a marksman
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I would. icon_biggrin.gif , firing from the mountains overlooking N, or S Waziristan.
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I would lay prone on the ground next to him with high powered binoculars and spot/observe & give him the measurment distances/ranges and identification, so he puts each round on the designated target, first time.
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Then swap over so I can "GET SOME".
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MemphisSaint [ban] | Jul 14 08 : 10:32pm

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Thats a relief; I was though you were offering a handjob.
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Cheers, Sniper icon_beer.gif

MemphisSaint [ban] | Jul 14 08 : 11:22pm

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GET SOME!!

TetsuoShima [ban] | Jul 14 08 : 2:33pm

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thats what she said

Dynabolic [ban] | Jul 14 08 : 4:28am

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What a fucken retard LMAO
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No really what a fucken retard.
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I can not believe he just shot himself. OMG
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WHAT A RETARD

Kaos2008 [ban] | Jul 14 08 : 5:45am

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Not to mention how much of a retard he was...you fogot to say that icon_cheesygrin.gif
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Dynabolic [ban] | Jul 14 08 : 3:16pm

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Kaos did I mention how much of a retard he is. Have a good day

Kaos2008 [ban] | Jul 14 08 : 7:10pm

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icon_beer.gif , You 2 mate.
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newburghschamp [ban] | Jul 14 08 : 4:29am

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Well hopefully he has enough left to sign into his myspace account

Majestic12 [ban] | Jul 14 08 : 4:32am

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Technically I know what he did wrong....he didn't leave a round in the chamber to shoot that fuck distracting him. icon_rolleyes.gif

kill-9 [ban] | Jul 14 08 : 4:40am

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I wonder where he got a Glock 18 from? Personally, I don't bother with anything smaller than a .45. Wee, except for my .22 pistol, but that's only because it is soooo cheap to shoot.

stlmikie [ban] | Jul 14 08 : 2:37pm

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Do they make a auto 45? Fully?

deleted user [ban] | Jul 14 08 : 4:42am

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MapleAide [ban] | Jul 14 08 : 4:43am

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Forget the video, Admin, your comment was gold icon_cheesygrin.gif

tobby [ban] | Jul 14 08 : 4:49am

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his going to find it hard to eat M&M

slash [ban] | Jul 14 08 : 5:12am

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tobby on Jul 14 08 : 6:49am wrote:
his going to find it hard to eat M&M
do they come in a white rapper?

tobby [ban] | Jul 14 08 : 5:49am

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i think................but then again im not good at doing that ether icon_eek.gif

BankruptOfCompassion [ban] | Jul 14 08 : 11:27am

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That was a Shady comment. I saw that coming 8-miles away.
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paintedhorse [ban] | Jul 14 08 : 5:15am

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i watched this clip twice , and twice i thought , DAMN he shot his own hand.

8039 [ban] | Jul 14 08 : 5:23am

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modified gun is modified.

dizdabiz [ban] | Jul 14 08 : 5:32am

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if his dad missed and ''shot'' his own hand when he was knocking up this dudes mum,we would'nt be watching this video! hahaha!

KillerInstinct [ban] | Jul 14 08 : 5:58am

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Fake icon_exclaim.gif He squeezes and drops the small pouch of ketchup he was holding at the 37 sec mark. Watch closely... icon_razz.gif

Skitzoap [ban] | Jul 14 08 : 6:08am

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Thats a shame, he looks like he would be good at taking a cock..errr, I mean, glock.

DASF [ban] | Jul 14 08 : 6:15am

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well now hes wife gonna be jealous

N-T-Fan [ban] | Jul 14 08 : 6:19am

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MemphisSaint [ban] | Jul 15 08 : 12:26am

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don't worry, mate. I still have full faith in your shooting ability icon_cheesygrin.gif icon_beer.gif

pipesandbikes [ban] | Jul 14 08 : 6:42am

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Guns dont kill people, retards do. icon_rolleyes.gif

en jaywest [ban] | Jul 14 08 : 6:53am

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i'll keep that in mind. tobby seemed harmless enough...........

tobby [ban] | Jul 14 08 : 8:44am

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shhhhhhhhhhhh

tobby [ban] | Jul 14 08 : 8:51am

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dont tell any one icon_eek.gif

NUIYZ [ban] | Jul 14 08 : 6:49am

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Barney Fife never managed to do that

kikiloveu [ban] | Jul 14 08 : 7:01am

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DATE ME I'M JUST A SEXY SPAMMER

Krazy [ban] | Jul 14 08 : 10:34am

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hi, i could also waste my time spamming...but i cant because im following you icon_evil.gif

machinedave [ban] | Jul 14 08 : 7:24am

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he should really look into a career change.i'll say rocket scientist or neuro surgeon...

undercover monkey30 [ban] | Jul 14 08 : 7:26am

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