Comments - Skateboarder Finds Out he isnt as Cool as he Thinks

category: Funny | views: 44819 | posted on: 07/14/2008

It's okay. Salisbury steak tastes better through a straw anyway.

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zykron [ban] | Jul 14 08 : 4:02am

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His back got rubbed the wrong way.

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Krazy [ban] | Jul 14 08 : 4:03am

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urrrrr dude....i think you fucked up That sooo isnt cool

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liacon [ban] | Jul 14 08 : 4:03am

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Grow your own dope; plant a skateboarder

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zykron [ban] | Jul 14 08 : 4:38am

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It doesn't work for the money tree theory.

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Tapeworm [ban] | Jul 14 08 : 5:00am

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We tried that before and there is still no Change.

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zykron [ban] | Jul 14 08 : 3:52pm

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Let's just be glad that there aren't any "idiot" trees.

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MemphisSaint [ban] | Jul 14 08 : 4:45am

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I was thinking the same thing about crackers and was getting pretty hungry before I relealized that Piss_off! meant dumbass white people and not yummy Saltines oh well Cheers!

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Kaos2008 [ban] | Jul 14 08 : 5:00am

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Roads love them though.
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In a recent 'Roads To Happiness' magazine article, one Road was quoted as saying: "We Roads love Skateboarders, as they will always eventually go down on us and they give the best head".
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Sushi69 [ban] | Jul 14 08 : 4:04am

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I am only sorry that his rediculous crop of Hasslehoff hair softened the blow!

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jcp517 [ban] | Jul 14 08 : 4:05am

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Hey, nice move Leif Garrett.

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Nicklo2k [ban] | Jul 14 08 : 4:07am

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He had a cracking good time. Cheese, Grommit?

deleted user [ban] | Jul 14 08 : 4:07am

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piss off! [ban] | Jul 14 08 : 4:08am

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What a stupid cracker!!

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dizdabiz [ban] | Jul 14 08 : 4:08am

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10 drive bys
9 extradition orders
8 prison escapes
7 voodoo rituals gone horribly wrong
6 attempts to commit me as mentally ill for life
5 double crosses
4 tonnes of cocaine thrown in the sea
3 small countrys overthrown
2 times i died on the operating table
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oh yeah and the dude in the video deserved that for having gay carrot top/lion-o hair!
im back and i missed you my sweet potatoes! and ill be reply personally to everyone and also sending each and every one of you a beer and a 7 and a half inch pizza!

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Krazy [ban] | Jul 14 08 : 4:24am

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Hey welcome back :

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Tapeworm [ban] | Jul 14 08 : 4:36am

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About time Diz.

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Sushi69 [ban] | Jul 14 08 : 4:45am

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Welcome back Diz, good to see you postin again, you have been missed.

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TRUONE [ban] | Jul 14 08 : 4:06pm

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hey good to see you again. Damn! now i have to wait five minutes to talk about this video...unless---
I use this @ vid thing. It'll be my first transition. OK here goes:
@ vid: Ooo that hurt.

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dizdabiz [ban] | Jul 14 08 : 6:06pm

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TRUONE on Jul 14 08 : 6:06pm wrote:
hey good to see you again. Damn! now i have to wait five minutes to talk about this video...unless---
I use this @ vid thing. It'll be my first transition. OK here goes:
@ vid: Ooo that hurt.

NICE ONE DUDE,ITS GOOD TO BE BACK! HOWS THE KILLER CALI?

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Hobo [ban] | Jul 14 08 : 4:10am

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You gotta give him credit though, its not everyday a skateboarder gets head on the beach.

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Killerdude [ban] | Jul 14 08 : 4:14am

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Dude next time better lighting....

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Dynabolic [ban] | Jul 14 08 : 4:21am

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I do hope the next vid is better than this one

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TurboGuy [ban] | Jul 14 08 : 4:28am

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You cant touch anybody rocking '80's hair with pasty white skin.

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spunktubber [ban] | Jul 14 08 : 4:32am

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His pants must be made by Goodyear. He decelerated to zero in .025 seconds.

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piss off! [ban] | Jul 14 08 : 4:33am

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that cracked me up!!

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MemphisSaint [ban] | Jul 14 08 : 4:39am

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the only way that could have been better is if his buddies were following him and ran him over as he fell... or maybe iif his hair got tangled in the wheels of his ride

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tobby [ban] | Jul 14 08 : 4:40am

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i laugh at people like that..................... ..........cos they laugh at us

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slash [ban] | Jul 14 08 : 4:43am

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sounds like a typical south london weekend eh diz

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en jaywest [ban] | Jul 14 08 : 4:44am

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there was a hollow sound when he hit his head.....

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dizdabiz [ban] | Jul 14 08 : 4:51am

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Krazy on Jul 14 08 : 6:24am wrote:
Hey welcome back :

Tapeworm on Jul 14 08 : 6:36am wrote:
About time Diz.

Sushi69 on Jul 14 08 : 6:45am wrote:
Welcome back Diz, good to see you postin again, you have been missed.

cheers lads its great to be ''HOME''

slash on Jul 14 08 : 6:43am wrote:
sounds like a typical south london weekend eh diz

that sounds like a QUIET weekend! HAHAHA!

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slash [ban] | Jul 14 08 : 5:03am

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welcome "home" E

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paintedhorse [ban] | Jul 14 08 : 5:07am

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hes gonna need a few pills for that headache

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newburghschamp [ban] | Jul 14 08 : 5:14am

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his head is like cabbage now

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dizdabiz [ban] | Jul 14 08 : 5:53am

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newburghschamp on Jul 14 08 : 7:14am wrote:
his head is like cabbage now

and his brain is like GARBAGE!

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slash [ban] | Jul 14 08 : 6:26am

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newburghschamp on Jul 14 08 : 7:14am wrote:
his head is like cabbage now

LETTUCE LEAF it there eh lads

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dizdabiz [ban] | Jul 14 08 : 7:25am

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slash on Jul 14 08 : 8:26am wrote:
newburghschamp on Jul 14 08 : 7:14am wrote:
his head is like cabbage now
LETTUCE LEAF it there eh lads

well stop SPROUTing bad jokes!

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www.myspace.com/mexborough [ban] | Jul 14 08 : 8:10am

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Why do you have to turnip into a long thread?

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dizdabiz [ban] | Jul 14 08 : 8:54am

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www.myspace.com/mexboroug h on Jul 14 08 : 10:10am wrote:
Why do you have to turnip into a long thread?

PEA'S dont be so CORNy!

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www.myspace.com/mexborough [ban] | Jul 14 08 : 9:42am

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I've BEAN trying to stop this thread, but you keep PUMPKIN all this shit out! Please tell me this can't BETROOT!

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www.myspace.com/mexborough [ban] | Jul 14 08 : 9:57am

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It SPINNACH ore reading this thread. I MUSTARD forgotten how bad they can get. I gotta go now. Gotta take a LEEK. I hope you think this thread has been a f-ONION cos that's SHAllOT for now! (Don't push...I know where the exit is!)

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dizdabiz [ban] | Jul 14 08 : 10:51am

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www.myspace.com/mexboroug h on Jul 14 08 : 11:42am wrote:
I've BEAN trying to stop this thread, but you keep PUMPKIN all this shit out! Please tell me this can't BETROOT!

www.myspace.com/mexboroug h on Jul 14 08 : 11:57am wrote:
It SPINNACH ore reading this thread. I MUSTARD forgotten how bad they can get. I gotta go now. Gotta take a LEEK. I hope you think this thread has been a f-ONION cos that's SHAllOT for now! (Don't push...I know where the exit is!)

HAHAHA! NICE WORK MATE!

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scotty2hotty! [ban] | Jul 14 08 : 10:59am

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Aww diz you ended it! I was SALADvating at the chance to jump in!

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www.myspace.com/mexborough [ban] | Jul 14 08 : 12:30pm

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Can't believ Scotty's carrying it on. I ARTICHOKE you for the nerve!

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BankruptOfCompassion [ban] | Jul 14 08 : 12:38pm

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The guy from the RANCH had a CAESAR, but I was unDRESSING a FRENCH and ITALIAN girl at the THYME. Anyway, the COBB said I have the right to ROMAINE silent.

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dizdabiz [ban] | Jul 14 08 : 4:13pm

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scotty2hotty! on Jul 14 08 : 12:59pm wrote:
Aww diz you ended it! I was SALADvating at the chance to jump in!

www.myspace.com/mexboroug h on Jul 14 08 : 2:30pm wrote:
Can't believ Scotty's carrying it on. I ARTICHOKE you for the nerve!

BankruptOfCompassion on Jul 14 08 : 2:38pm wrote:
The guy from the RANCH had a CAESAR, but I was unDRESSING a FRENCH and ITALIAN girl at the THYME. Anyway, the COBB said I have the right to ROMAINE silent.

lads CANTALOUPE it alone? its about time we SQUASHed this uneccessary PEPPERing of this thread! anyways im tired see you toMARROW!

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Chaos242 [ban] | Jul 14 08 : 5:24am

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...and THIS is your brain on concrete. Any questions?

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SHuTTHaTSHiTuP [ban] | Jul 14 08 : 5:36am

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whoa dude! wicked moves bro!

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newsense [ban] | Jul 14 08 : 5:36am

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f'n ouch

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Pumekuhp [ban] | Jul 14 08 : 5:47am

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Same-shit-different-idiot .

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Skitzoap [ban] | Jul 14 08 : 6:03am

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Tsk tsk..this wouldn't have happened if he was wearing a shirt.

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DASF [ban] | Jul 14 08 : 6:11am

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wow that head in concrete was pro bro

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r.o.l. [ban] | Jul 14 08 : 7:04am

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just another shirtless gay giving some haed...

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derpderpderp [ban] | Jul 14 08 : 7:49am

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You deserve your head injury.

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Winthorp [ban] | Jul 14 08 : 8:20am

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Neck sprain too

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Icarus [ban] | Jul 14 08 : 7:54am

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I love the sound of a good head thunking in the morning. It sounds like....skateboarders

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neebuz [ban] | Jul 14 08 : 8:20am

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dad!!!!!!!!

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kikiloveu [ban] | Jul 14 08 : 9:23am

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I DATED A MEAN SPAM BOT DICK

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Krazy [ban] | Jul 14 08 : 9:53am

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Fuck off...you might think your clever but ultimtaly your a spammer

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zykron [ban] | Jul 14 08 : 2:21pm

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Ditto.

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dusone [ban] | Jul 14 08 : 10:59am

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dumbass

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BEERMAN [ban] | Jul 14 08 : 11:21am

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Other than his mum and the doc - WHO CARES???
HEY DIZ - kin i just have 7 more beers??, pizza fills me up too fast
WELCOME BACK DIZBANG!!!!

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dizdabiz [ban] | Jul 14 08 : 4:31pm

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BEERMAN on Jul 14 08 : 1:21pm wrote:
Other than his mum and the doc - WHO CARES???
HEY DIZ - kin i just have 7 more beers??, pizza fills me up too fast
WELCOME BACK DIZBANG!!!!

BUT THE PIZZA DOUGH BASE IS MADE WITH ALCOHOL! OH NEVER MIND CHEERS AND BEERS IT IS DUDE!,HAD PROBLEMS WITH MY ISP,COMPUTER,PHONELINE ETC....SO I JUST USED THAT TIME WISELY BY MARINADING MY SELF IN SUN,PUSSY JUICE AND OF COURSE BEEEEEEEERS! HAHAHA!

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pyrethryn [ban] | Jul 14 08 : 11:50am

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I forget- do British guys like double entendres or puns more?

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pikemaster [ban] | Jul 14 08 : 12:05pm

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he got a boo boo

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ggallin1 [ban] | Jul 14 08 : 12:25pm

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"This is Venice Beach".
...and this is Venice Hospital, asshole.

anotherangelgetsitswings

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iMasturbate [ban] | Jul 14 08 : 12:42pm

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his dome must ache after that.

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RReaper [ban] | Jul 14 08 : 1:45pm

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Krazy on Jul 14 08 : 11:53am wrote:
Fuck off...you might think your clever but ultimtaly your a spammer

my you are an angry little boy

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Krazy [ban] | Jul 15 08 : 1:26am

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I really dont know what your disability is but i suggest you step up the meds and stop trying to be a troll.....your almost as bad as a spammer.
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You only seem to find a member and try to start a argument....thats not what NT is about

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piss off! [ban] | Jul 14 08 : 1:47pm

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newburghschamp on Jul 14 08 : 7:14am wrote:
his head is like cabbage now

dizdabiz on Jul 14 08 : 7:53am wrote:
newburghschamp on Jul 14 08 : 7:14am wrote:
his head is like cabbage now
and his brain is like GARBAGE!

slash on Jul 14 08 : 8:26am wrote:
newburghschamp on Jul 14 08 : 7:14am wrote:
his head is like cabbage now
LETTUCE LEAF it there eh lads

dizdabiz on Jul 14 08 : 9:25am wrote:
slash on Jul 14 08 : 8:26am wrote:
newburghschamp on Jul 14 08 : 7:14am wrote:
his head is like cabbage now
LETTUCE LEAF it there eh lads
well stop SPROUTing bad jokes!

www.myspace.com/mexboroug h on Jul 14 08 : 10:10am wrote:
Why do you have to turnip into a long thread?

dizdabiz on Jul 14 08 : 10:54am wrote:
www.myspace.com/mexboroug h on Jul 14 08 : 10:10am wrote:
Why do you have to turnip into a long thread?
PEA'S dont be so CORNy!

www.myspace.com/mexboroug h on Jul 14 08 : 11:42am wrote:
I've BEAN trying to stop this thread, but you keep PUMPKIN all this shit out! Please tell me this can't BETROOT!

dizdabiz on Jul 14 08 : 12:51pm wrote:
www.myspace.com/mexboroug h on Jul 14 08 : 11:42am wrote:
I've BEAN trying to stop this thread, but you keep PUMPKIN all this shit out! Please tell me this can't BETROOT!
www.myspace.com/mexboroug h on Jul 14 08 : 11:57am wrote:
It SPINNACH ore reading this thread. I MUSTARD forgotten how bad they can get.