Comments - Kid Gets Nailed With A Brutal Water Balloon Shot

category: Funny | views: 57749 | posted on: 07/15/2008

I’ve been hit with my fair share of water balloons and I can tell you that I never saw one that was brutal enough to break someone’s shirt…Was that an armor piercing water balloon?

jcp517 [ban] | Jul 15 08 : 4:06am

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Children in Iraq use those.

slash [ban] | Jul 15 08 : 4:06am

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H2OOOOOOOOOOH

Killerdude [ban] | Jul 15 08 : 4:08am

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Well thats what you get ..
When someone says stand here and let me Shoot you in the rear....RUN MOFO.... icon_eek.gif

Sushi69 [ban] | Jul 15 08 : 4:09am

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I've heard of these, They are called "Full RUBBER Jackets" icon_rolleyes.gif

Skitzoap [ban] | Jul 15 08 : 9:33am

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Sushi69 on Jul 15 08 : 6:09am wrote:
I've heard of these, They are called "Full RUBBER Jackets"
HA! Awesome reference to one of my favourite movies. You're the man icon_cheesygrin.gif icon_cheesygrin.gif

Sushi69 [ban] | Jul 16 08 : 5:35am

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"I'll be watching YOU, Private Pile" !! icon_beer.gif icon_beer.gif icon_beer.gif

dizdabiz [ban] | Jul 15 08 : 4:09am

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ive always usually associated balls filled with liquid bouncing on your arse as gay,maybe they were just getting this dude ready for some unlubed action for later!

MemphisSaint [ban] | Jul 15 08 : 8:14am

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Ouch! Deep Impact icon_eek.gif

MemphisSaint [ban] | Jul 15 08 : 8:27am

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It could have been so much worse for him: they could have shot their load in his ass, instead of his back icon_stoned.gif

dizdabiz [ban] | Jul 15 08 : 8:57am

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MemphisSaint on Jul 15 08 : 10:27am wrote:
It could have been so much worse for him: they could have shot their load in his ass, instead of his back
MemphisSaint on Jul 15 08 : 10:14am wrote:
Ouch! Deep Impact
virgnity-NOT INTACT! icon_eek.gif icon_eek.gif icon_eek.gif icon_eek.gif

MemphisSaint [ban] | Jul 15 08 : 9:30am

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I think that's what he was moaning as he lay in the fetal position... icon_cheesygrin.gif
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*cough* that wasn't a sexual reference *cough*
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Krazy [ban] | Jul 15 08 : 4:10am

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WOW! was that elastic out of some fat chicks underwear? icon_eek.gif

dizdabiz [ban] | Jul 15 08 : 5:31am

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Krazy on Jul 15 08 : 6:10am wrote:
WOW! was that elastic out of some fat chicks underwear?
yeah...ROSIE ODONNELLS! icon_beer.gif icon_beer.gif icon_beer.gif

deleted user [ban] | Jul 15 08 : 4:13am

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piss off! [ban] | Jul 15 08 : 4:13am

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They secretely switched the balloon with a rock....they said they were gonna get the fucker back.boooyaaah.owned.

liacon [ban] | Jul 15 08 : 4:13am

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I was on the golf course last week and I kept barely missing the hole. Some kid walked up and said sir, it looks like your pulling your putts!
I said no, I was just scratching my nuts icon_smile.gif

Dynabolic [ban] | Jul 15 08 : 4:14am

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1 Kg at 100kmh = 1 tone,

bandmans [ban] | Jul 15 08 : 4:15am

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HAHAHAHAHAHA HILARIOUS ALL THE JOKES HERE WERE TOP NOTCH I SAID NO I WAS JUST SCRATCHING MY NUTS OMG HAHAHA HOW HILARIOUS icon_beer.gif icon_beer.gif icon_beer.gif icon_stoned.gif icon_stoned.gif icon_stoned.gif icon_stoned.gif icon_stoned.gif

Krazy [ban] | Jul 15 08 : 4:39am

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ALRIGHTY THEN icon_beer.gif icon_beer.gif icon_beer.gif

MemphisSaint [ban] | Jul 15 08 : 8:43am

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Way too much icon_stoned.gif and icon_beer.gif.
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Chillax, MoFo icon_beer.gif whoops, i mean icon_cheesygrin.gif

slamdawg9 [ban] | Jul 15 08 : 4:19am

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What a ballooning wuss......

Kaos2008 [ban] | Jul 15 08 : 4:40am

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They did not tell him about the ballbearings that they put in the balloon before they filled it up with water icon_cheesygrin.gif
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MemphisSaint [ban] | Jul 15 08 : 8:20am

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That Smoke they put On The Water is gonna leave a Deep Purple mark when he wakes up tomorrow icon_beer.gif

zykron [ban] | Jul 15 08 : 4:48am

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That's a real stretch.

newsense [ban] | Jul 15 08 : 6:36am

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balloonatics

8039 [ban] | Jul 15 08 : 4:19am

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Send him to Iraq.

tobby [ban] | Jul 15 08 : 4:22am

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iv got one of those flags on the back of my wheel chair.................... .........im so cool icon_eek.gif icon_rolleyes.gif icon_rolleyes.gif

piss off! [ban] | Jul 15 08 : 4:40am

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tobby on Jul 15 08 : 6:22am wrote:
iv got one of those flags on the back of my wheel chair.................... .........im so cool
yeah you are!! icon_wink.gif icon_beer.gif

tobby [ban] | Jul 15 08 : 5:20am

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icon_cool.gif icon_cool.gif icon_wink.gif

Spuiter [ban] | Jul 15 08 : 4:40am

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Brokeback balloon! LOL

johnnylaw [ban] | Jul 15 08 : 4:41am

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Now that was beautiful to watch. Memories. icon_beer.gif

Komodo [ban] | Jul 15 08 : 5:07am

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Qual slow-mo!

Tapeworm [ban] | Jul 15 08 : 5:13am

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Water stupid thing to do. icon_wink.gif icon_biggrin.gif

paintedhorse [ban] | Jul 15 08 : 5:16am

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good times, good fun

scuba [ban] | Jul 15 08 : 5:17am

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respect the power of water

HarklyBarkly [ban] | Jul 15 08 : 5:47am

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He sounds Japanese when he gets hit in slow-mo. icon_surprised.gif

Foreskin [ban] | Jul 15 08 : 6:27am

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kids... icon_sad.gif

Neurotic Fool [ban] | Jul 15 08 : 6:48am

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BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
That will be all icon_cheesygrin.gif

on1t [ban] | Jul 15 08 : 6:54am

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Extreme water ballooning, what's next?

zykron [ban] | Jul 15 08 : 8:40am

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Extreme ass beer chugging icon_beer.gif icon_beer.gif

www.myspace.com/mexborough [ban] | Jul 15 08 : 7:23am

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Who would've guessed getting hit by awater bomb instantly turns you into a werewolf? icon_eek.gif icon_beer.gif

Icarus [ban] | Jul 15 08 : 7:28am

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Next time they should freeze it.

Nostradamus [ban] | Jul 15 08 : 7:43am

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I PREDICT, that this guy will volunteer in a Government experimental test and end up living in Hollywood with the rest of the freaks.

TRUONE [ban] | Jul 15 08 : 7:52am

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what a dumb motherfucker. it's as simple as that. what a dumb motherfucker.

SkipT [ban] | Jul 15 08 : 8:19am

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MemphisSaint on Jul 15 08 : 10:14am wrote:
Ouch! Deep Impact
Wow you are a gay fuk! Someone getting killed is funny to you, but a little emo puss get hit with a water baloon makes u sad?
Gay ass marine boy hahahahaha

MemphisSaint [ban] | Jul 15 08 : 8:37am

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we established the other day on the forums that my comments get a little fruity when I've been away from actual violence for too long...
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...some bullshit about my mom being overpowering or something. i dont remember.
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What makes you think I'm sad? I just think that must have hurt; plus my sis is watching Deep Impact on the tv.
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Don't worry bro, I know I have withdrawal issues from adrenaline and combat, but you should really have that denial/self-loathing shit looked at.
I hear that if left untreated, it can progress into casual cock -sucking and even full-fledged, rainbow-sporting gayness.
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So, why don't you go bash somebody like that EMO shit that cries when hit with water instead of the guy who keeps donkey-fucking Jihadis from cutting out your tongue. If you just let me do my job then maybe we can get you some treatment rather than have the Islamic crackheads execute you on national television for having sex with a man....
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...though that would make a great NT vid icon_beer.gif
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Come get some! icon_evil.gif

TRUONE [ban] | Jul 15 08 : 9:47am

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hey, despite being blatantly attacked, i was impressed by your thoughtful response.
thanks for your service.

bump1219 [ban] | Jul 15 08 : 10:07am

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lol, pwned!

sapper420 [ban] | Jul 15 08 : 12:00pm

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Lol, I feel sorry for that kids parents. Wait, no I don't. They should've done a better job at raising him. Oh well. icon_rolleyes.gif

lak9cop [ban] | Jul 16 08 : 5:26am

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well said, and thanks for your service

zykron [ban] | Jul 15 08 : 8:51am

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Greetings, SkipT. You and I probably have never met before, and that's a great thing, for you at least. I had intended to shrug your comment off, but not when I saw your rather casual, spontaneous dropping in of "marine" in your childish insult. People like you who say childish shit like this:
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SkipT on Jul 15 08 : 10:19am wrote:
Wow you are a gay fuk! Someone getting killed is funny to you, but a little emo puss get hit with a water baloon makes u sad?
Gay ass marine boy hahahahaha
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are probably finding time to drop in words like "marine boy" and "gay fuk" (while your mother is busy spreading that manly butter over your french toast) just to get that edge.
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Let me tell you something, pal. Even though I'm not a marine, there are several people on this site who have done service for this country to protect ignorant "gay fuk" cocksuckers like yourself. The least you could do is avoiding insulting someone with a "marine boy" edge. If you don't like that, then fuck off you self-serving cunt, and go join one of those "emo fag" forums where people can say whatever childish things they want just to be edgy while having a comedy factor of about zero.
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In the meantime, just note that a "marine" is a highly respected form of service, above the army, and very hard to get into, and if some overdependent asswipe like you was thrown into just the hypothetically easiest "level" of the army, you'd shit your pants and leave within a week. Fuck you, you worthless "gay fuk" of a hypocrite. Marines shouldn't even protect cunts like you. Get a job, get out of your parents house, and man up.

Kaos2008 [ban] | Jul 15 08 : 9:01am

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icon_beer.gif icon_beer.gif - icon_beer.gif icon_beer.gif ----->>4U Zyk.
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Respect, is something kids today know nothing of.
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Ignorance is bliss for these teens...but fucking annoying for us.
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chartrule [ban] | Jul 15 08 : 9:08am

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very true

MemphisSaint [ban] | Jul 15 08 : 9:19am

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Unless it's in a dark ally then its fucking sport icon_beer.gif

Krazy [ban] | Jul 15 08 : 9:20am

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Feel better now Zyk?? icon_cheesygrin.gif

zykron [ban] | Jul 15 08 : 12:41pm

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Hehe hey I had to go teach physics labs literally 15 minutes later, so yes. icon_beer.gif

TRUONE [ban] | Jul 16 08 : 7:28pm

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Are you serious? that's pretty awesome. wow.
...its funny i travel locally to different colleges sometimes to practice my juggling in front of people, just to see if people come out of the woodwork to bust tricks. one time while busting 'cigar boxes' i had these kids saying, "ah man! don't take a physics class- you're gonna fail! This guy doesn't know that's not supposed to be happening!" i thought it was cute.... i mean tough. icon_evil.gif

slash [ban] | Jul 15 08 : 11:52am

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SkipT on Jul 15 08 : 10:19am wrote:
MemphisSaint on Jul 15 08 : 10:14am wrote:
Ouch! Deep Impact
Wow you are a gay fuk! Someone getting killed is funny to you, but a little emo puss get hit with a water baloon makes u sad?
Gay ass marine boy hahahahaha
i am what is considered a big guy and a hard lookin cunt where im from and wud knock the fuck out of u skipt but i am nothing compared to the marines or any military personell either physically or mentally so maybe u should heed what zykron says and fuck off until u learn some manners and respect for the people that protect ur sorry ass on a daily basis icon_evil.gif

Dadeathgodv [ban] | Jul 15 08 : 10:14pm

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"are probably finding time to drop in words like "marine boy" and "gay fuk" (while your mother is busy spreading that manly butter over your french toast) just..blah blah blah"
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"while your mother is busy spreading that manly butter over your french toast"
you gay fuck!

MemphisSaint [ban] | Jul 16 08 : 2:08am

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You think that just because you relpy on a popular thread people are going to care. Interesting icon_eek.gif

OnlyOneOar [ban] | Jul 15 08 : 11:20pm

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You're an idiot.

AEnemaBay [ban] | Jul 16 08 : 5:19am

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Wow, I actually teared up for a second there. Maybe MemphisSaint is right, need to get back to the battlefield. Semper Fi! icon_twisted.gif

Tainted [ban] | Jul 15 08 : 8:14pm

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I thought I was the only one around here who could get half the site's wrath from one comment. I have to say, at least when I do so it's because I genuinely think I have something worth saying... where as in your case, it's pretty clear you don't think at all.

Stang87 [ban] | Jul 16 08 : 2:35am

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SkipT on Jul 15 08 : 10:19am wrote:
MemphisSaint on Jul 15 08 : 10:14am wrote:
Ouch! Deep Impact
Wow you are a gay fuk! Someone getting killed is funny to you, but a little emo puss get hit with a water baloon makes u sad?
Gay ass marine boy hahahahaha
Wow what a faggot...ill bet you are the emo gay fat fuk who sits on the couch all day eatin pringles and complaining bout how shitty America is...watch who you call a Gay ass Marine! I was in and my little bro is Security Forces with the Marines...Ill bet you wont call a Marine that face to face bc ill laugh when he beats the shit outa you when your callin your mommy bleedin on the ground haha you fukin punk bitch go do us a favor and do what you do best suckin cock!

billyzane [ban] | Jul 15 08 : 9:25am

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that was his first

Deviation From The Norm [ban] | Jul 15 08 : 9:35am

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Must have been using heavy water.

slamdawg9 [ban] | Jul 15 08 : 9:46am

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You mean hard water? icon_cool.gif

TRUONE [ban] | Jul 15 08 : 10:07am

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based on the shirt, looks more like Blackwater.

KillForCandy [ban] | Jul 16 08 : 9:49am

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Shhhh, those in the know dont mention Blackwater round here... icon_eek.gif

kuntpie [ban] | Jul 15 08 : 10:04am

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