Comments - Insane Neck Breaking MMA Head Slam
category: Shocking | views: 157996 | posted on: 07/15/2008
The bad news is your neck is broken and your recovery is going to be very painful. The good news is you're a paraplegic and you can't feel anything below your ears!
HarklyBarkly [ban] | Jul 15 08 : 5:20am
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First place just to say your first...what a waste.
At least you got one thing right,NothingToxic rules!
andyward82 [ban] | Jul 16 08 : 1:12am
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Hey if you're going to try and 'diss' someone on here then it might be a good idea to learn the English language properly. You've used the wrong type of "you're" there.
Now who's the village idiot? Go home you twat.
bottomuvthamap [ban] | Jul 15 08 : 4:04am
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don't know about leaving a mark.....but definitely a broken vertebrae
MemphisSaint [ban] | Jul 15 08 : 7:40am
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I didn't realize the phrase "One mind; any weapon" could extend to using his brain as a weapon.
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Funny; I insisted before they started that the "other guy was gonna wipe the floor with his ass..." I should have said something like "four beautiful blondes are gonna ring my doorbell"
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Maybe tomorrow ![]()
dan_ryder1986 [ban] | Jul 15 08 : 11:11pm
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WELL ARENT YOU JUST THE FUCKEN COMEDIAN, WOULD BE EVEN FUNNIER IF IT WERE YOU :) OR MABY EVEN FUNNIER IF I HAD YOUR SISTER IN THE SAME HOLD ![]()
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WELL ARENT YOU JUST THE FUCKEN COMEDIAN, WOULD BE EVEN FUNNIER IF IT WERE YOU :) OR MABY EVEN FUNNIER IF I HAD YOUR SISTER IN THE SAME HOLD
hypnoticjoker [ban] | Jul 15 08 : 6:51am
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Yeah, Im pretty sure in his neck life he'll be an MMA fighter as well ![]()
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Is a room full them called a ceasar salad.
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I got in trouble last month because I asked a guy in a wheelchair in his front garden if he wanted any help. He asked me if I could: "sow a vegetable patch" for him. So I 'Sewed a vegetable patch'. I gave it to him so he could repair his torn elbow on his jumper as it was getting ruined from getting it caught in the wheels to many times.
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He can roll fast for a crippled dude when he's angry.
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paintedhorse [ban] | Jul 15 08 : 5:25am
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on the way down i bet he thought , ( this is gonna suck ) at least he didnt cry ![]()
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Well they do say, "small things amuse small minds".
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*looks round the room and wonders why the mrs looks amused *
Nostradamus [ban] | Jul 15 08 : 7:31am
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I PREDICT, that the next set of wheels he buys, will be for his wheelchair.

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andyward82 [ban] | Jul 15 08 : 4:01am
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First! At last!
Sorry but this kind of thing excites me....
Nothingtoxic ROCKS!