this happened at gran central station

ok. my turn. how do you make an old woman horny?

shout bingo!
@:@. i'm starting to like these.
@ vid: grandma got run over by a (t)rain, dear. thank you. i'll be here all week.

you know, old chicks ARE hot. especially right after the train has barreled over them. maybe it's the friction.

Leather interiors are for cars, NOT vaginas.
Or is it vaginii? My spell-checker doesn't like either one.

leather interior??? SICKO! No, but seriously...

If you're shooting for Latin, it would be "vaginAE," not "vaginii." fyi. cheers

Grandma got run over by a TRAIN-deer!

How she got up there? Well it's in Russia so I'm sure Vodka is somehow responcible.

I think she saw a bottle roll under the train and she dived in to get it.

Indiana: *points out window* "NO TICKET!"

HAHAHA FUNY JOKE SEVERYONE HAHAH

When people say 'Gotta make tracks' This isnt what they ment

She and the tracks have something in common........Neither of them have been laid in about 60 years

She does seem to be going flat out though

Poorly trained at giving off signals.....i bet she's Hornby

What's the difference between a ginger-haired kid and a brick? The brick will get laid

the tram inflicted a terrible defeet

I saw grandpa running the other way.

Yeah and grandma wont be catching up any time soon,does legs don't seam to be very useful anymore.

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I really didnt wanna see a train pulled on granny..
But this was just as bad..Poor Thing...

Jessica Fletchers new series "Train She Repaired" was a non starter from the off!!!

Another weird ass suicide-attempt.

MCDONALDS killing people with burgers and trains since 1940!

How can you tell when a train has been through town?
You can see it's tracks

She might have been a Junkie....they have track marks all over them.
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And you only have to see this lady to see this trains Track Record.
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Thomas the tank engine and his Mates don't fuck around anymore. Since the Fat Cuntroller was fired for stoking Thomas's engine...things have gotten wierd.
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Just yesterday, she was eating cat food.
Today, the cats are going to be eating her.
Karma.

Attention whore!

That's what happens when you try to look up a train's skirt. Pervert.

aha that's where granny was, goddamn bitch, been looking all over for her ass.

Finally someone tracked her down.
P.S. I think she stole a purse.

one way or another..old poeple always manage to break there hips

poor grannys been hittin it to much

I feel sad for the tram driver, he wont get the full 20 points cause the old bag is still alive.

She's fallen & she can't get up!

Just another down and out Tram-p.

i don't know what made her do, she must have had a loco-motive

Once they TRACKed her down, they realised she'd been TRAINed to lie under there, but she'd been LINE there too long. The paramedic STEAM got to her, but were too late to CONTROLLER breathing (I'll get my coat...)

She needs to seriously rethink her training program.

I PREDICT, that if she lived, she would have saved heaps of money on not having to buy pants and shoes.

Dorthy should grab her shoes

The all say she'd gone off the rails....but clearly she hadn't

thats why woman shouldnt drive

Well, this was shot around 4pm, so he was probably suicidal that she had missed dinner.

She would have been fine if somebody had just given her a spot on the last rep.
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what kind of an asshole won't spot an old women in the middle of a press?

at least ALL of her pulled out...........

looks like the hobos will be eating good tongiht

that's another way to fix the elderly problem.....just throw them under a train. i tell ya it works!!

Whats 30ft long and stinks of piss??
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OAP's home doing the konga

Is she gonna make it?

Is it DEAD?

That's an AWESOME movie!

here we go again
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Hey Rectum Raper......your lucky this isnt one of my sites or ican assure you; you wouldnt be able to read this.
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So stop trolling you homo piece of shit

Rectum Raper seems to find it fun to stalk people.
It started with Simonp_au....and because i told retum raper the truth about being a troll, he/she decided to stalk me and even go as far as to leave shit in my shoutbox
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You just cant help some people

At least she'll have something exciting to tell at the old folks home instead of the usual "I fell on the ice and broke a hip" bullshit.

I'll bet she shit herself from one end to the other.

trains should be forbidden

YOU GET THERE MUCH FASTER IF YOU GET ON THE TRAIN NOT UNDER IT.SOME PEOPLE WILL DO ANYTHING TO AVOID THE FARE.

poor grandma.

Great!

not even a fuckin harness around her neck....no, lets just trow her on the trolly. WTF