Flying Beach Umbrella Takes Woman Out

She wore a hood at the beach.

That almost looks like a standard summer day here in Scotland.

Now she can go as a large tropical drink for Halloween this year.

Follow-up: In the interest of future public safety, she became a lifeguard at the beach not only to prevents mishaps like this one, but to keep the 'bouys' in line.

If that was the most dangerous thing he's ever seen, he should check out The View.

Or Nothing Toxic. Or Sesame Street.

yeah... that.

Not nt fans they would have been shouting get em
not watch out...

Just one of God's practical jokes. I thought it was hysterical too.

knocked the wind out of her. seeing as we are in the super precautious human life preserving era, i say ban beach umbrellas until we can build walls around the beach and ocean to block the wind!

it would be nice to get blown under one of those umbrellas

NT NEWS HEADLINE
mary poppins' umbrella fights back

they can't hear u buddy

hasnt our local policeman shrek got that avi?? you nicked it - he may nick you

The´re here!!! They´re finally here! Oh my God, we´re all gonna die

OWned
I think that the women that got hit would prefer the stick part to hit her

Life sometims just blows you away.

Saving Private Ryan ... low budget version.

I think it was "Saving Private Poppins"

Saving Ryan's privates..

shaving meg ryan's privates?

When Ryan Shaved Hurricane Sally's Harry Private Parts?

I worry about you lot...................ser iously!
"Shaving Privet Poppins Practically Perfect Puss" Starring Meg Ryan and Hurricane Sally (Apparently)
Now I worry about me too!!!!!!

Co-starring Tom Spanks.

Anyway, Hollywood could make a great movie with this tragedy for sure

gone with the wind.

it's an umbrella..

At least the umbrella had good aim. Or was it the wind that had good aim. Same thing.

Rhianna...always bothering people with her fucking umbrella!

So much for them being under the umbrella of protection.

Well who could have seen that coming??? i mean its just so normal to sit on the beach with 60mph winds
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ooww was that the beach where the jumbo jets take off and blow people into the water??....i am suspicious now

If this was in Ukraine, the headline of the movie would probably be something like: "Woman gets impaled by umbrella, then raped by drunk bystanders"

umbrella's revenge

Fuck a hurricane! Let's go anyway!

that makes me smile

I watched the follow up video to the plane crashing into the sea, and the pilot said he was attacked by an umbrella aswell! These are dangerous bastards!

shooting the new Travelers Insurance commercial went horribly wrong

wow and lol.

hahaha

you can stay under my umbrella, ella, ella...

We need Martin Brody and Cpt Quint on the trail of this school of killer umbrellas

Mrs. Poppins said she'd never go to the beach.
Apparently she also never came back.

any more? hahaha it Clobbered her!!!

crouching fat woman,, tiger umbrella and the hidden dragon sneazing on them!!!!

Shaving Ryan's Privates

"That was the msot dangerous thing i've ever seen!" WHAT THE FUCK DOES THAT MEAN?! Cleary than fucksack aint no NT regula!

This is very funny. I would of been laughing if I were there.

if i had been there i would off beign running like a bit**

"That's the most dangerous thing I've ever seen."
Really? Wow.
Someone needs to be visiting NothingToxic more often.

sum girl: "ahhh!!! theyre attacking" oblivious stoner surfer dude: "huh? wats attacking?" sum dude: "the umbrellas!!!" haha to all those saving meg ryan poppins privates hahhaaa god fuking job that shit was hilarious!!! u fukers made my day.

Its all fun and games until someone gets an eye taken out