Comments - Hot Bullet Shell Falls Down Soldiers Pants
category: Funny | views: 60517 | posted on: 07/16/2008
Nothing will get you dancing quite like a hot bullet lodged between your butt cheeks.
Justin Case [ban] | Jul 16 08 : 4:12am
for a moment i thought he was inventing a new dance.
and in advance for the people who are going to make "monkey sound" jokes kiss my ass.
xpertvision [ban] | Jul 16 08 : 4:14am
hahaha the american are funny... "mohammed kill just one whe take the others to entertain us"
hypnoticjoker [ban] | Jul 16 08 : 4:35am
+13
He took a bullet directly in the buttocks.......... Back to the shrimpin boat for Bubba 
h.e.pennypacker [ban] | Jul 16 08 : 4:18am
+1
haha, its memphis saint!! all the commentary like "ooooar, gotta get back in the shit, just another day in the corps, get some, semper fi, lean mean killin machine" etc and he is just like sean bean in Ronin.
MemphisSaint [ban] | Jul 17 08 : 1:57am
+1
I bet this is ol' Skippy-t back for more.
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What did I ever do to you, mate?
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I would bet everything that you wouldn't say a damn word to my face. Very well, sir; you can play Robert DeNiro's character.
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COME GET SOME 
defiantwisdom [ban] | Jul 16 08 : 4:22am
+3
They are sailors, not soldiers. Besides the uniforms, I think the water clearly gave it away.
scotty2hotty! [ban] | Jul 16 08 : 5:40am
+10
Oh, & Yes, I know it's DEPARTMENT (dipping fingers into coffee!)
defiantwisdom [ban] | Jul 16 08 : 7:43am
+7
Maraines ARE a Departmaent of the Navy!
indyman911 [ban] | Jul 16 08 : 12:26pm
+1
I had to laugh at that one and I am ex-navy (USS Arthur W. Radford DD-968) 
scotty2hotty! [ban] | Jul 16 08 : 1:38pm
+3
I had to laugh at that one and I am ex-navy (USS Arthur W. Radford DD-968)
I kid!you look like a black jesus
MemphisSaint [ban] | Jul 17 08 : 2:03am
Actually, as of a few years ago, they are officially their own department
ItsAllGoodInDaHood [ban] | Jul 16 08 : 4:31am
+5
stop pretending like its the first time a cylindrical object has been lodged in ur anus 
deltaphillip [ban] | Jul 16 08 : 6:47pm
Goes to proove, guns are dangerous
Killerdude [ban] | Jul 16 08 : 5:02am
+7
Is your life really that pathetic that you have to make ANOTHER account just to make fun of members on here.
That are a hell of alot funnier than your sorry Ass.
get off mommys computer and GO FUCK YOURSELF..
KILLYOURSELFLOSER....
skrewloose [ban] | Jul 16 08 : 5:09am
I had one fall between my safety glasses once and proceed to burn the fuck out of my face right below my eye before I could get it off me.
EverythingToxicUSA [ban] | Jul 16 08 : 5:25am
+2
I was waiting for him to jump into the wate to cool his butt off. Disappointing. Still funny.
undercover monkey30 [ban] | Jul 16 08 : 5:33am
[hide] FearLess035 [ban], Jul 16 08 : 6:39am
Goes to proove, guns are dangerous
I really hope you are joking with that comment
+4
Its 'drop it like ITS hot'...look:
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"Drop It Like It's Hot"
(feat. Pharrell Williams)
[Intro]
Snooooooooooop..
Snooooooooooop..
[Chorus - Snoop Dogg]
When the pimp's in the crib ma
Drop it like it's hot
Drop it like it's hot
Drop it like it's hot
When the pigs try to get at yea
Park it like it's hot
Park it like it's hot
Park it like it's hot
And if a nigga get a attitude
Pop it like it's hot
Pop it like it's hot
Pop it like it's hot
I got the rolly on my arm and I'm pouring Chandon
And I roll the best weed cause I got it going on
[Verse - Pharrell Williams]
Uh! I'm a nice dude, with some nice dreams
See these ice cubes, see these Ice Creams?
Eligible bachelor, million dollar boat
That's whiter than what's spilling down your throat
The Phantom, exterior like fish eggs
The interior like suicide wrist red
I can excercise you, this can be your Phys. Ed
Cheat on your man ma, that's how you get ahizzead
Killer wit the beat, I know killers in the street
Wit the steel that'll make you feel like Chinchilla in the heat
So don't try to run up on my ear talking all that raspy shit
Trying to ask me shit
When my niggaz fill ya vest they ain't gon pass me shit
You should think about it, take a second
Matter fact, you should take four B
And think before you fuck wit lil skateboard P
[Chorus]
[Verse - Snoop Dogg]
I'm a gangsta, but y'all knew that
Da Big Boss Dogg, yeah I had to do that
I keep a blue flag hanging out my backside
But only on the left side, yeah that's the Crip side
Ain't no other way to play the game the way I play
I cut so much you thought I was a DJ
[scratches] "two!" - "one!" - "yep, three!"
S-N double O-P, D-O double G
I can't fake it, just break it, and when I take it
See I specialize in making all the girls get naked
So bring your friends, all of y'all come inside
We got a world premiere right here, now get live!
So don't change the dizzle, turn it up a little
I got a living room full of fine dime brizzles
Waiting on the Pizzle, the Dizzle and the Shizzle
G's to the bizzack, now ladies here we gizzo
[Chorus]
[Verse - Snoop Dogg]
I'm a Bad Boy, wit a lotta ho's
Drive my own cars, and wear my own clothes
I hang out tough, I'm a real Bo$$
Big Snoop Dogg, yeah he's so sharp
On the TV screen and in the magazines
If you play me close, you're on a red beam
Oh you got a gun so you wanna pop back?
AK47 now nigga, stop that!
Cement shoes, now I'm on the move
You're family's crying, now you on the news
They can't find you, and now they miss you
Must I remind you I'm only here to twist you
Pistol whip you, dip you then flip you
Then dance to this motherfucking music we crip to
Subscribe nigga, get yo issue
Baby come close, let me see how you get loose!
[Chorus]
[Outro]
Snooooooooooop..
Snooooooooooop..
EverythingToxicUSA [ban] | Jul 16 08 : 5:46am
The shell casing probably had better aim than the bullet. Nice one.
OnlyOneOar [ban] | Jul 16 08 : 7:46am
+3
Hmmm...seems to me it's the US military (at Israels bequest) raping, maiming, pillaging, terrorizing, destroying and murdering the citizens of a sovereign nation called Iraq. Who's the haters again?
OnlyOneOar [ban] | Jul 16 08 : 5:22pm
That's right one brain cell is all it takes to realize who the delusioned murdering haters are. Chasing the phantom "Al Queda" around like lunatics murdering and raping because that's what some buffoons in DC and Israel say you should do. Idiots.
Harpersanchez [ban] | Jul 16 08 : 6:32pm
You would be right... if the amount of U.S. troops in Iraq hasn't gone down exponentially. They are going out of Iraq, due to the fact of its calming down of bombings and riots and the like, and into Afghanistan. Believe me, every single friend that I have that has joined the Marines is being shipped out to Afghanistan after their training. So even if you THINK all that terrible stuff is happening in Iraq, don't worry the media controlled brain of yours any longer. We're leaving.
OnlyOneOar [ban] | Jul 16 08 : 6:57pm
What a joke, the ONLY reason the Iraqi people are reacting like that is because they've been invaded for reasons based on a fallacy. Duh. And your own leadership is deceiving you and you have no clue. You probably think you're sacrifcing your life and limb to catch "terrorists". You're the most to be pitied. And, if you dare, investigate, you'll find it's MOSSAD operatives behind the IED's designed to inflame and keep the US military hoo-rah adrenaline topped up to continue the destabilizing chaos of Iraq while Zionist Israel finishes up establishing itself on Iraqi soil. Deep down inside you know something isn't right and if you think you and your compadres are there as a patriotic gesture to secure the west then consider yourself amongst the most brainwashed fiasco to ever play itself out. Otherwise have a long hard look at the presence of the IDF and other Zionist Israeli "advisors" mingled in the US occupation and ask yourself what is really going on here. What is going on in Iraq is all about Zionism, nothing more. Good luck in Afghanistan. Seriously.
Harpersanchez [ban] | Jul 16 08 : 7:19pm
Wow.. your really good at getting pumped up about unsubstantiated claims. Your tin foil hat jargon is impressive, but it is mostly off subject. I said we're going into Afghanistan instead of staying in Iraq. You continued to beat a dead, if not already rotting horse about "how we are evil for going into Iraq". That would suck.. it really would, but turns out we realized we should leave and we are. The Israeli "Zionists" will have to find someone else to do their dirty work.. or whatever the hell else you made up. I feel for the Palestinians about them not having a home land, but after WWII we just thought that the millions of dead Jews kind of needed a place for their sons and daughters to live more than a bunch of angry terrorists. I'm all for helping them make one.. but its not really on the top of my to do list right now.. personally our countries' next election is a little more heavy on my mind than everyone else's problems. I also bet you think Obama winning will bring peace to the whole world, right? Too bad he wants to invade Iran.. Idiot.
OnlyOneOar [ban] | Jul 16 08 : 7:26pm
+1
Nah you don't get it. Democrats/Republicans, doesn't matter, both parties are subservient to Zionist Israel via AIPAC and the ADL. The propaganda is that the US is leaving Iraq and you believe it? And you believe the holohoax, geezuz, always pulling out violin section, want a little cheese with that whine. Enough said.
Harpersanchez [ban] | Jul 16 08 : 8:14pm
K.. see.. you misunderstood. I KNOW we are leaving Iraq, maybe not now or soon.. but we are in the process. Statistics and numbers don't lie.. when its reported that (insert amount here) military men and women are leaving Iraq due to the fact of now all new recruits aren't allowed to be shipped there and the ones there are being shipped to Afghan. I mean.. they're facts, kid. They don't lie. Your right about the invisible line between Demo and Repub, but thats why I vote Libertarian Anyways! About the Holocaust.. there ARE survivors still around. What world are you on to believe that it didn't happen?
OnlyOneOar [ban] | Jul 16 08 : 8:28pm
Yes I vote along the line of the most constitutional. You seem like an astute student of reality. Don't suppress your own seeking of truth. Why do you believe the holohoax? Because of Life magazine? Because of movies? Most people just take it at face value that it happened because groups (and Hollywood) say it happened. I grew up fascinated (and appalled of course) by the "holocaust". But uncovering the deceptions of many other things led to questioning the "facts" surrounding WWII and I no longer believe the "holocaust" story. Our psyches are so seared and brainwashed (we suffer from "Auschwitz of the mind" syndrome) with the "holocaust" as indisputable fact that anyone is "aghast" if you dare dispute it. But if you liberate that subjective "Auschwitz of the mind" and liberate yourself from the past objectively and really look into it you'll find many things do not add up forensically and scientifically. In fact there are many who believe the "holocaust" story is nothing more than big business presently and is always what is fallen back to when you're accused of being "anti-semitic". That whole thing is a farce used to empower political Zionism and nothing more. Dare to investigate the "holocaust", you'll find it's not what you think it is.
Harpersanchez [ban] | Jul 16 08 : 9:47pm
By researching the Holocaust you figure out that it happened.. but whatever I suppose its your right to cover your ears and eyes and scream "La la la la!" when anyone speaks of it. Usually the ones denying it are the German people and Iran. Both of which aren't exactly stable. Man.. such a unique opinion. Its interesting, but there is so much backing to the side of how it did happen. Mass graves, survivors, Nazi war criminals convicted, and many other things ONLY point to it happening.. but you might have something there. Maybe its all shit. Did I tell you that I'm also a closet case existentialist?
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zykron [ban] | Jul 16 08 : 4:07am
+5
LMFAO! Best 12 seconds of the morning.
I'M EATING HOT POCKETS!!