I would say that him and the fire crackers were neck and neck.

now he's a real redneck
haha
...damn buffering. i guess deleting sum of my porn would help speed up my computer

It's a shame that his nasty bird-nest-taliban beard didn't catch fire

Next they're going to stick a Roman Candle up his ass. Oodles of fun.

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Meh, a pearl necklace is more suited for this genius, methinks.

You should see his Dynamite Butt-Plug!

That should cure his explosive diarrhea.

That would be the BOMB!

He's too stupid to know not to try lighting it up.

why would that be more suiting?

The idiot "broke" his shirt.
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Dude wanted to go out with a bang...too bad he didn't.

lol, Scott said cracker

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This third degree ass hole, is now a true red neck.

How do you circumcise a redneck?
Kick his sister in the chin!

Not to disparage the fine people of the deep south, but those welts make his red-neck redder. kind of.

Stupid is as stupid does........

I made a set of M-80s bracelets, and now play the piano with my toes.

After getting bored with bears, Grizzly Adams found new ways of getting an adrenaline rush!!

fool

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A good prank would´ve been if...well you figure out the rest

crack head !

Nuthin' quite like IDIOT PATROL... kyuck kyuck kyuck!!

more jackass wannabe teens giving us at NT smiles week in week out

now that a lol
anyway, his beard looks like chuck norris's so it will prevent any damage on his idiotcy

uuhhmm, yeah ........what? why? but it dit crack me up.

He's worried about the inconveinience of a burn to his ARM...... The fact his SKULLS an empty warehouse.. is of no inconveinience at all!!

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FUCK OFF FAKE.

Thank you sir I am a little curious what I had to say

I knew it wasn't you Liacon. I don't think you've ever had your period.

You didn't miss much, was a lot of bullshit! to you good sir.

dumbass

It's a shame it didn't blow his head off. Oh well, maybe next time.

Did he actualy think that some good could come out of that. I bet his wife/sister/second cousin isnt going to be too happy with him when he gets back to the trailer.

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No your A FUCKING PUSSY ASS BITCH

hey the bitch is back!!! welcome back bitch!!!!have a good one, and no your'e not funny bitch!!!!

Barely living legend? More like hardly a living legend

here today gone tomorrow...i am pretty sure the next time you see them they will be blowin something else

Too many crackers in this video

It cracked me up.

Replace the fire crackers with hand grenades, then maybe I'll be impressed.

Future suicide bomber?

...or at least future patient at the hospital.

That necklace is 24 carat gold, Stupid ass... What did you think was going to happen?

Another thing a parent would say......."If you keep doing that and blow your voice box out; dont come asking me for help"

Boy's got some dynamite hickeys.

Thats what he gets for getting the cheap CRACKer whores.

in their bid to contain cost, Kellogg's decided to go with just one Elf

Friggin priceless. Smart too with all that hair.

I love the internets! I'm just trying to figure out one thing. Are there more morons out there because of the internets or are there just the same amount and the internets just informs me of their existence?

It's a uniformly geometric progression... The number of idiots being born coincide with the tendency at which idiotic videos are posted.

Sorry, friend, but I believe you have it backwards. I do believe that the rate of DEATH (maybe injury, but not birth) of moronic individuals coincides more readily with the postings of such videos.

It's just a curious observation, but I'm willing to play... Injury (or death) in moronic videos is still a function of that individual video. The rate of occurrence of injury (or death) videos varies in proportion to the number of people able to post such videos. If we only had 100 people posting 100 videos, we are limited to 100 total videos... On the other hand, if we had 1,000,000 people we are potentially exposed to 1,000, 000 videos. Of those 1, 000, 000 videos, there are potentially one percent that are injury (or death) videos, which would be 10, 000 injury (or death) videos.

Reading that gave me a headache.

The homeboys call that bling-bang

so does Leonardo DeCaprio in Blood Diamond.
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Thats one hell of a hicky!

retards.

what's the thing with the hole 'neck' videos?? is it a new fetish of what?

that long hair can't cover that REDNeck

Fill the burn

Too bad his hair and beard dint catch on fire - then ya could jess name the vid,
"flaming ass-hole" - but thats jess one mans opinion
this is really me - nobody else wants ta be me

so this is what those cavemen from the geico commercials do in their free time

rednecks fuck

all the crack head blacks will be running around, with there pants falling down.. scared to shit. hearing all those crackers......

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This guy always was a pain in the neck

Fckin Ewok Get Blasted.... Blap BlaP!!!! Now He's Sure to get Laid.

wow a contestant for who wants to be a moron

Finally they caught the Yeti. But is it necessary to treat it that way?

is there a better way of getting rid of all his hair bugs? a rinse now and again maybe.

He is an Atreyu fan so
its ok!

this is your brain on firecrackers

I wonder how he kills crabs

what the fuck kind of suicide bomber are you?! We're really gonna lose the war now.

lol..an american suicide bomber

What a stupid sloth. I wish they were original
M-60's

he looks like a real jackass but a wannabe jackass star he even has that gay ryan dunn thing going on wat a loser he'd even fail as an american suicide bomber

I was hoping he was wearing the necklace from The Running Man movie... That would have been much better.

What's that saying?
Idle hands are the devil's idiots.

What a fucking idiot: "thats expected;the shirts just an inconvenience." an inconvenience? hospitalization is an inconvenience, KnobGobbler. Who cares about your shirt?
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fuck fuck fuckity fucktard!! I HATE STUPID PEOPLE!
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sorry...
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Now that was impressive. Combine that with that gravy catch chin growth and I would say he's a perfect example of why you shouldn't keep the baby when you get Grandma prego.

I just love how they're worried about his arteries even the whole damn thing is being damn stupid.

get your hair cut be in my office monday morning your hired

He will have a cracker of a headache

good scars but stupid story.

Funny, he's trying to blow his own head off, but he DOES cover his ears. douche.

now I know why they call us crackers

wait for the next vid they use mortors

Atreyu sucks.

retarded

I wanna see that with some niggers and TNT

go to afghanistan u fucking redneck scum bag! the taliban will do a better job!

Dumbass lit his own ass up!

shouldnt accept his ass at the hospital