Comments - Fire Cracker Necklace

category: Funny | views: 43526 | posted on: 07/16/2008

The perfect gift for your ex wife. Get her the whole collection; rings, bracelets, belts... It will really light up her day! C-4 sold separately.

zykron [ban] | Jul 16 08 : 4:05am

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I would say that him and the fire crackers were neck and neck.

infinyte2 [ban] | Jul 16 08 : 9:56am

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now he's a real redneck
haha
...damn buffering. i guess deleting sum of my porn would help speed up my computer
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POOMAKER [ban] | Jul 16 08 : 11:56am

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It's a shame that his nasty bird-nest-taliban beard didn't catch fire

jcp517 [ban] | Jul 16 08 : 4:07am

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Next they're going to stick a Roman Candle up his ass. Oodles of fun.

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slamdawg9 [ban] | Jul 16 08 : 4:10am

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Meh, a pearl necklace is more suited for this genius, methinks. icon_rolleyes.gif

Sushi69 [ban] | Jul 16 08 : 5:01am

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You should see his Dynamite Butt-Plug! icon_eek.gif

Tapeworm [ban] | Jul 16 08 : 5:10am

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That should cure his explosive diarrhea. icon_biggrin.gif

MemphisSaint [ban] | Jul 17 08 : 12:39am

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That would be the BOMB! icon_beer.gif

zykron [ban] | Jul 16 08 : 9:29am

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He's too stupid to know not to try lighting it up. icon_rolleyes.gif

TigerWapWap [ban] | Jul 16 08 : 8:52pm

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why would that be more suiting?

Pumekuhp [ban] | Jul 16 08 : 4:14am

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The idiot "broke" his shirt. icon_rolleyes.gif
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Dude wanted to go out with a bang...too bad he didn't.

hypnoticjoker [ban] | Jul 16 08 : 4:15am

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lol, Scott said cracker icon_stoned.gif

MemphisSaint [ban] | Jul 17 08 : 12:49am

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Tapeworm [ban] | Jul 16 08 : 4:18am

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This third degree ass hole, is now a true red neck. icon_wink.gif icon_biggrin.gif

Sushi69 [ban] | Jul 16 08 : 5:42am

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How do you circumcise a redneck?
Kick his sister in the chin!

www.myspace.com/mexborough [ban] | Jul 19 08 : 5:35am

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jakeslatnesky [ban] | Jul 16 08 : 4:19am

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Not to disparage the fine people of the deep south, but those welts make his red-neck redder. kind of.

Killerdude [ban] | Jul 16 08 : 4:21am

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Stupid is as stupid does........ icon_rolleyes.gif

modisoon [ban] | Jul 16 08 : 4:22am

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I made a set of M-80s bracelets, and now play the piano with my toes.

www.myspace.com/mexborough [ban] | Jul 16 08 : 4:23am

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After getting bored with bears, Grizzly Adams found new ways of getting an adrenaline rush!! icon_beer.gif

dizdabiz [ban] | Jul 18 08 : 4:49pm

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www.myspace.com/mexboroug h on Jul 16 08 : 6:23am wrote:
After getting bored with bears, Grizzly Adams found new ways of getting an adrenaline rush!!
HAHAHA! '' he must've got bored of that ''BEAR BEASTIALITY!'' icon_eek.gif icon_eek.gif icon_eek.gif

ItsAllGoodInDaHood [ban] | Jul 16 08 : 4:27am

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fool

deleted user [ban] | Jul 16 08 : 4:39am

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FearLess035 [ban] | Jul 16 08 : 4:32am

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A good prank would´ve been if...well you figure out the rest icon_lol.gif

lagertron [ban] | Jul 16 08 : 4:32am

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crack head !

Komodo [ban] | Jul 16 08 : 4:33am

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Nuthin' quite like IDIOT PATROL... kyuck kyuck kyuck!!

digz [ban] | Jul 16 08 : 4:36am

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more jackass wannabe teens giving us at NT smiles week in week out

DeathByDomino [ban] | Jul 16 08 : 4:37am

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now that a lol
anyway, his beard looks like chuck norris's so it will prevent any damage on his idiotcy icon_beer.gif

piss off! [ban] | Jul 16 08 : 4:40am

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uuhhmm, yeah icon_eek.gif ........what? why? but it dit crack me up. icon_redface.gif icon_beer.gif

12xu [ban] | Jul 16 08 : 4:41am

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He's worried about the inconveinience of a burn to his ARM...... The fact his SKULLS an empty warehouse.. is of no inconveinience at all!!

12xu [ban] | Jul 16 08 : 4:50am

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12xu on Jul 16 08 : 6:41am wrote:
He's worried about the inconveinience of a burn to his ARM...... The fact his SKULLS an empty warehouse.. is of no inconveinience at all!!
Um thats inconvenience..did'nt think it looked write/ right icon_redface.gif

liacon. [ban] | Jul 16 08 : 4:52am

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Tapeworm [ban] | Jul 16 08 : 5:23am

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FUCK OFF FAKE.

liacon [ban] | Jul 16 08 : 4:55pm

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Thank you sir icon_beer.gif icon_stoned.gif I am a little curious what I had to say icon_wink.gif

BankruptOfCompassion [ban] | Jul 17 08 : 1:31am

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I knew it wasn't you Liacon. I don't think you've ever had your period.
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liacon [ban] | Jul 17 08 : 1:50am

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piss off! [ban] | Jul 17 08 : 2:31am

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You didn't miss much, was a lot of bullshit! icon_beer.gif to you good sir.

paintedhorse [ban] | Jul 16 08 : 4:52am

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dumbass

TheJanner [ban] | Jul 16 08 : 4:52am

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It's a shame it didn't blow his head off. Oh well, maybe next time.

Motley_man [ban] | Jul 16 08 : 5:04am

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Did he actualy think that some good could come out of that. I bet his wife/sister/second cousin isnt going to be too happy with him when he gets back to the trailer.

liacon. [ban] | Jul 16 08 : 5:04am

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Killerdude [ban] | Jul 16 08 : 5:09am

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No your A FUCKING PUSSY ASS BITCH

piss off! [ban] | Jul 16 08 : 5:17am

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hey the bitch is back!!! welcome back bitch!!!!have a good one, and no your'e not funny bitch!!!! icon_beer.gif

boobie.bird [ban] | Jul 16 08 : 5:05am

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Barely living legend? More like hardly a living legend icon_rolleyes.gif

newsense [ban] | Jul 16 08 : 6:33am

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here today gone tomorrow...i am pretty sure the next time you see them they will be blowin something else

8039 [ban] | Jul 16 08 : 5:12am

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Too many crackers in this video

EverythingToxicUSA [ban] | Jul 16 08 : 5:21am

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It cracked me up.

AEnemaBay [ban] | Jul 16 08 : 5:39am

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Replace the fire crackers with hand grenades, then maybe I'll be impressed. icon_rolleyes.gif

Ellzee [ban] | Jul 16 08 : 5:59am

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Future suicide bomber? icon_rolleyes.gif

Komodo [ban] | Jul 16 08 : 5:08pm

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...or at least future patient at the hospital.

TurboGuy [ban] | Jul 16 08 : 6:00am

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That necklace is 24 carat gold, Stupid ass... What did you think was going to happen? icon_lol.gif

Krazy [ban] | Jul 16 08 : 6:02am

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Another thing a parent would say......."If you keep doing that and blow your voice box out; dont come asking me for help" icon_rolleyes.gif

Calang [ban] | Jul 16 08 : 6:51am

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Boy's got some dynamite hickeys.

MemphisSaint [ban] | Jul 17 08 : 12:55am

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Thats what he gets for getting the cheap CRACKer whores.

NUIYZ [ban] | Jul 16 08 : 7:14am

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in their bid to contain cost, Kellogg's decided to go with just one Elf

OnlyOneOar [ban] | Jul 16 08 : 7:20am

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Friggin priceless. Smart too with all that hair.

Icarus [ban] | Jul 16 08 : 8:06am

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I love the internets! I'm just trying to figure out one thing. Are there more morons out there because of the internets or are there just the same amount and the internets just informs me of their existence?

TurboGuy [ban] | Jul 16 08 : 8:18am

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It's a uniformly geometric progression... The number of idiots being born coincide with the tendency at which idiotic videos are posted. icon_cool.gif

MemphisSaint [ban] | Jul 17 08 : 1:06am

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Sorry, friend, but I believe you have it backwards. I do believe that the rate of DEATH (maybe injury, but not birth) of moronic individuals coincides more readily with the postings of such videos.
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TurboGuy [ban] | Jul 17 08 : 1:36am

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It's just a curious observation, but I'm willing to play... Injury (or death) in moronic videos is still a function of that individual video. The rate of occurrence of injury (or death) videos varies in proportion to the number of people able to post such videos. If we only had 100 people posting 100 videos, we are limited to 100 total videos... On the other hand, if we had 1,000,000 people we are potentially exposed to 1,000, 000 videos. Of those 1, 000, 000 videos, there are potentially one percent that are injury (or death) videos, which would be 10, 000 injury (or death) videos.
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Pumekuhp [ban] | Jul 17 08 : 3:56am

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Reading that gave me a headache. icon_lol.gif icon_beer.gif

FRAYEDendsOFsanity [ban] | Jul 16 08 : 8:09am

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The homeboys call that bling-bang

MemphisSaint [ban] | Jul 17 08 : 1:16am

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so does Leonardo DeCaprio in Blood Diamond.
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Oh, sorry. Did I miss something?
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dreadlock [ban] | Jul 16 08 : 8:12am

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Thats one hell of a hicky!

en jaywest [ban] | Jul 16 08 : 8:25am

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retards.

Saint Jimmy [ban] | Jul 16 08 : 8:54am

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what's the thing with the hole 'neck' videos?? is it a new fetish of what? icon_rolleyes.gif

lorak [ban] | Jul 16 08 : 9:12am

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that long hair can't cover that REDNeck

Hollow Point [ban] | Jul 16 08 : 9:30am

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Fill the burn icon_exclaim.gif

BEERMAN [ban] | Jul 16 08 : 9:46am

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Too bad his hair and beard dint catch on fire - then ya could jess name the vid,
"flaming ass-hole" - but thats jess one mans opinion icon_confused.gif
this is really me - nobody else wants ta be me icon_cry.gif
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cucarachito [ban] | Jul 16 08 : 10:08am

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so this is what those cavemen from the geico commercials do in their free time

dusone [ban] | Jul 16 08 : 10:09am

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rednecks fuck

westies07 [ban] | Jul 16 08 : 10:34am

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all the crack head blacks will be running around, with there pants falling down.. scared to shit. hearing all those crackers......

deleted user [ban] | Jul 16 08 : 11:27am

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indyman911 [ban] | Jul 16 08 : 12:14pm

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This guy always was a pain in the neck icon_beer.gif icon_beer.gif

ChunkyChowder [ban] | Jul 16 08 : 12:30pm

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Fckin Ewok Get Blasted.... Blap BlaP!!!! Now He's Sure to get Laid.