Comments - Scared Biker Crushes Neck Off Jump

Haha, you little bitch and I could use the "neck" of the woods bit again but i won't, o shit i just did!sorry

That's not a bike crash... THIS is a bike crash
http://www.toxicjunction. com/get.asp?i=V4574

so is this....
http://www.toxicjunction. com/get.asp?i=V4567

OMG!!!! that was horrific!! thanks!!

The audio really does go a loooong way (down).
OWWW!

I've noticed bike accidents happen in cycles around here.

ha!

lol, nice -

JUMP? OR....ROLL OFF THE EDGE AND LAND ON YOU HEAD??

yes, this is a very convincing videos that the invisible sasquatch is very much real, and is a huge fucking dick who pushes people off of shit.

I love the sound of pain in the morning.

Best agonizing scream of the week! two thumbs up!

Yup. We haven't had a decent impact-related 'MmmmnnnnnuuuuurrrrrhHHUU UUURRRRRGHHHH!' for a while.

It got a oooohhhhhhhhhh [ouch] out of me.

The Blaire BITCH Project.

Legend of Boggy Creek Bitch-Pusher

This bike path looks familar ... From at least one or two other NT videos. Keep 'em coming, I'm sure nobody would complain.

just what i thought..
maybe we can all donate some change and install some webcams at that track..

"Fuck me!!". Consider yourself fucked ...

The Xwoods tournament is really getting kicked off, at least it sounded like he had a hard wood at the end but got constipated.

Thats what you get when you do dangerous sports in the fall.

Yeah, and summer worse than others.

He wouldn't even have this problem if his buddy didn't always walk with a Spring in his step.

"Snap out of it dude..we're taping this!"

hear it.....lol

The sound of his collarbone snapping signaled the end of his masculinity.

that still shot at the end? he looked........content.

Double minded retard,snap out of it!!

He hit the ground at Break Neck speed.
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I hope he does not want to ever walk again....because I doubt he ever will.
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If an asshole yells "fuck me!" and snaps his neck in the woods, do the trees around him really give a damn? Me neither.

He might like having those sharp tree root bristles cutting his rectum open and getting hemorrhoids as a result.

I take it you live in the woods Zyk?

Moose country, in the middle of nowhere, and surrounded by rednecks.

Congress?

No more "necking" for him.

she sure makes funny noises

He is f*cking lucky that he had his helmet on. Damned that was a nasty fall

Damn, you KNOW that hurt!
That was a nice drop & the crunching of whatever he broke in his face was NICE !

funny, he sounds alot like this lady:
http://www.nothingtoxic.c om/media/11324700...tompi ng_Cheater

That was GREAT!
I Love her noises & the reaction of the anchors is like,"damn she got fucked up!"....and next in sports!

that was a COLLARful scream

lmao

LMAO. I never get tired of watching vids of bad things happening to stupid people. Especially pussies who then scream like pussies. Makes me believe there is justice in the world.

Scott, you already posted this vid... a long time ago..but I rember it, cause I never forget this sound "Muuhuuaaaauuuuhhuu

"Fuck me"
*crunch*
LO-fucking-L
"Dude, you're fucked"

He turned into a pirate after he fell...AAAaaaaaarrrrrgggh hhhh

Why the hell do people go mountain biking anyway
I've done alot more fun things behind my computer, and had alot more pleasurable screams from doing it
But, to the probably handicapped asshole in the vid, have a beer
you will probably be drinking out of a straw from now on anyway

"AAHHH MY AMBLEFRAM! GGWAHAAAHAAA!"

THIS VIDEO IS ON NT TWICE
I FOUND IT IN RANDOM MEDIA MONTHS AGO
HMMM
I SMELL A CONSPIACY

that sounded painful

Get the fuck up and walk it off... pussy...

"Hey Tim! This guy named Sir Isaac Newton discovered this crazy thing called gravity, it's pretty awesome!"
"Tim? Oh you already know about it, right on."

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Your not the real Tapeworm....your just a lame Troll.
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And soon to be DELETED DUE TO RETARDATION no doubt.
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We know, jackass!
Get it?

Get some KY and shut the fuck up

He guy, just fuck off and get a life allright? Haven't been here long, but you are really starting to piss me off. justb enjoy nt and stop fucking around!! you stupid ignorant fuck!!!!!

AUOOOOOO my gewlelwelwaellsdldoaoefl

He does a great Chewbacca impression

oh how i wish that neck break was on TAPEWORM not the real tapeworm just this sad pathetic imposter - bet you laughing at home in your bedroom playing with yourself thinkin about your sister and watching to see if we react.
Sad sad boy.

I was really hoping that *snapping* sound was his spinal cord.

Way to use your head

WHEN HE HITS THE GROUND THAT NOISE IS SO AWESOME.....SNAP

ez ladies!

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Interesting video , saw the lead up to the accident , heard the bone breaking snap , but still the question is unanswered , " does a bear shit in the woods " ?

holy fuck that sounded painful.i hope your alright dude. -

slamdawg9 on Jul 17 08 : 6:06am wrote:
I've noticed bike accidents happen in cycles around here.
LMAO nice 1 bro needed a good laugh

that snap sounded like a collarbone breakage.

cant say i havent made that sound before.. iv'e been in couple of nasty bike crashes

What a classic line ... "Fuck me!"

If you listen closely you hear the guy say, "Owwww. My head's sprained."
Probably broke his shirt too.

i was riding my bike one day an some dud hit me with his truck broke both my legs