Top of the morning! That did not strike her funny!

ya VOLT!! that's one of my CURRENT jokes...how SHOCKING!...and reVOLTING...she's all AMPED up..did she offer any RESISTANCE?...she's WIRED....how old was she? 110 or 220?......she should have reFUSED to go camping...........
my head hurts....

Well, that's ruined all my jokes in one message!

Who charged up your corn flakes this morning?
By chance did you see her flashing in the video?

You must be a rep for RedBull

I am shocked that you could come up with that many puns. Lame, but that is all you left me.

you stole everyone's jokes, your GROUNDED!!!

That was PUNbelievable..

i did get a CHARGE out of reading them.

Yeah, he did use all the good ones, goddamned thanx thumpic, thanx!

Damn....someone raided the pun jar!

Bitch stole ma puns

No pun, no fun....

In the words of AC/DC she's been......thunderstruck!
That's all I've got.

but it is a good one, wish i thought of that. youve got my vote. and

I was going to do a Ride the Lightening or Riders on a Storm joke, but now I'm totally disheartened. Maybe the asian chick on the next page will make feel better
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i bet she will, she made me feel good!

she's all lit up again.
@thumpic: can somebody say electrician? am i right thumpic?

"Don't stand under or near Tree [especially large ones], in a lightning storm", is what the experts say.
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She was shit out of luck on that one though...... It's a Bit hard to not stand near a tree IN THE MIDDLE OF A FUCKING FOREST.
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Thats the last time she'll go hiking in steeltoed boots

Ive been hit by lightning 3 times . did i tell yall about the spaceships i also have seen , never mind I got to go my nephew just got bit by a pit bull and,, hell never mind

That Nylon underwear is a bitch.

God to woman: No pictures please.
Woman: I'm just gonna film this then I'll......Oh GOD OH GOD!
God: I said no pictures biatch!

were i live camping is for the poor

That'll be Thor in the morning.

Lightning!?....that was SUPERJIZZ! thhats why she screamed.........YES and damn you thumpic (brightspark)

"lightning crashes, a new mother cries
this moment she's been waiting for
the angel opens her eyes
pale blue colored iris,
presents the circle
and puts the glory out to hide, hide"
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------------------------- -->>4 That Bro.
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That song Rocks....all of Live does.
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And another for not writing the whole song out
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Even though I just wrote a long post on the sniper vid so I'm contradicting myself now.
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I love that song.Reminds me of my mother. I absolutely love Live.

For you, sweet lady:
http://www.youtube.com/wa tch?v=dsOculxtdX8&feature =related

Thank-You for the link Pumekuph

You're welcome!
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BTW, any time my song lyrics get double digit votes, (Which is not very often!) I smile like this ...I really do.
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For you,

That will get you a thumb up from Scott for sure

I'm not so sure about that, mate. I just clicked on his avatar for the first time in weeks and it brought me back to the homepage. So either his shoutbox has been inadvertently deleted or he has me on ignore for reasons unknown to me.

She should conductor self properly in public.

I don't think she has the capacitor

its official; God hates her.

she should have never missed church on sunday. God will get ya.

I'm getting my ass to church this sunday, you all should do the same!......na fuck it, take a walk on the wild side........ ZZZAAAAPPPPP!!!!! AAAAAHHHRRRGGGGHHHHHH!!!! !!!!

I didn't see anybody get hit. Assuming it's real, the lightning struck a tree and the scream you hear is next to the camera.

Woman - "OH MY GOD!"
God - "I thought you were and atheist".

Her underwire bra makes a good lightning rod.

"I love a rainy night." Dr.Frankenstein

Maybe she was trying to be the next Tesla Coil.

can't see the forest FIR the trees

She was playing with her vibrator which went into overdrive. That's the reason for the "Oh my God"

Was that Freddie Mercury's mom? "Thunderbolt and lightning-very very frightening me-"

Lets think about this for a moment. Ok I am in a thunder storm, standing on a hill, surrounded by tall trees. Hem, Okay, I am a fucking idiot.

Well, um . . .
Lightning will generally complete the circuit between earth and sky using the shortest path available, i.e. a mountaintop, a tower, a tall tree, etc. When EVERY tree around you is tall, it doesn't matter so much, because then it's just shitty odds if you get hit.
Sorry for being boring and serious.

there is one way to avoid getting hit...always carry a 1 iron(golf stick) with you. If lightning starts hold said 1 iron high above your head and you will be safe...cause not even GOD can hit one of those things!

Nice!

Thank god someone got it!!!!

Your Wired!
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Regards,
Donald Dump.

I don't think she got hit but that was DAMN close

she spent the next 12 hours unfusing her anus hairs.hemp hemp hemp

If lightening strikes a woman in the woods and she screams and no-one is around...does she really make a sound.

oh yeah baby , i love it when u circ it

lol!dumb bitch!that would scare the shit out of you tho!

If lightning strikes in the forest and there is nobody around to hear it, does it make a sound?
Yes. it screams like a bitch.

sounds like she had an orgasm

shut up bitch it was just some kids with firecrackers

Great Scott! That was a great Back to the Future reference Scott

That does not hit her. If you go frame by frame, you see that it hits the trees near her as it still glows after the strike. It would have still been scary though. This scares me because my fiancee is always out filming these lightning storms and he is crazy. But he does all the protective precautions, but still, if lightning wants you, theres not much to do to protect yourself if your in the open.

See what happens when you don't go to church? Let this be a lesson to you, heathens!

she screamed because i slapped her face with my semi erected penile pipe.hemp hemp hemp

she needs to lighten up!!!!

this is why I dont go camping....out of all the trees and other high points this happens. must be the camera

ok

That is actually a man, no joke i saw it on the news, lightning brings out the woman in him!!!

i got struck by lightning on 9/9/99 thats how i got the name "jbolts" or "jlightning" real talk!

If she got struck, I want a camera just like hers, because there isn't a lot of electronics out there that will work after a lightening strike.
But if was just sorta close, and scary, well that would have been a more honest title for the video.

i dont thing mother nature realy liked that women

fake

Forest with a woman (coincidentally holding a video camera) in gets struck. Not the woman herself.

Brings a new meaning to "the burning bush"

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my grandfather got hit by a lightning and died. He came back from cutting the woods along the hills with his axe on his shoulder

in the forest if a woman is hit by lightning does it make a sound??

sponsored by VAULT (get to it!!)

Dis Thor,will you?

son of a bitch , unfuckingbelieveable , I was with this woman at the very time this video was being shot , holy fuck , who would have known , well anyway she was moaning and bitching not because of the close call but because the lightning set her tampon cord on fire , man I tell you that night round the camp fire was just fucking ridiculous

Lmfao......GRAAHHHHHH AHMAGAH!!!

haha, how traumatic.

Picture burnt marshmellows

I hope she smiled when the flash went off!!

shocking video

Did anyone see if the bush caught fire?

what is it with the moronic comments on this page?
She is NOT standing on a hill or anything. She is obviously inside a house looking out of the window, check the end of clip you can see the roof.
Also she wasnt hit but a tree or bush or whatever some metres away was.
Very nice video though I am sure she was shocked though

whats up with the eiowwmygaawd, some kind of spasm?

fuck all that what was she doing away from the kitchen anyway

IF you look at the sky you see no clouds. Seems a little weard with lightning. All you see is a flash on the ground and arwefull :P scream. I think it's firework or something

It looks like Mother nature lit that ass up!