Shoplifter Attempts to Outrun Undercover Security

no way he had plenty of chances to get off before his slow run attempt

He could have made it if he had'nt felt the need to carry a purse.

yeah the ''GAY CHICKEN RUN'' always gets you away from burly superfit security right?

Other side of the story, maybe they were trying to molest him in the security room.

He was trying to play Neg's Urban Sprinting.



http://www.youtube.com/wa tch?v=l8CEzILvtg8&feature =related



He needs more practice.

hahaha good to know the beauty of Neg hasn't gone unnoticed!

Why go through all the trouble just for a pink polkadot thong? When he could just have asked his dad for one?!?!

Here's an Idea RUN FASTER...

lol......We didn't get to hear or see outside the store....but I have the vision of seeing that guy with the handbag, runing like a retard, and screaming like a girl until he was taken down by the Rent-o-cop.
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and then dragged of back in to the store, where a gang of rento-cops tore him a new one.

I'm glad we didn't see that footage

I enjoy your "visions." keep 'em comin'.
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4 u, AU

Never knew having your arm around someones shoulders was the ultimate way to get them to comply

damnit!! the friggin cameras outside aren't working again....someones ass is getting fired for this!!!

Is your Avi one of the Basement Jaxx monkeys?

Now, what happens inside there... I don't even wanna think about it.
Anyway, take a look at Rise of the Foot Soldier, it's a good movie.

he had a purse on his sholder ,that kept him from running fast . let that be a lesson , men who carry purses are pusses.

It was too heavy and caused him to run in a big circle!

HAHAHA! that was funny bro!

and can't run for shit.

If they had done a strip search for the purse-carrying queer, I am sure they would have found out he is a pantywaist also.

He should've stolen lots of pairs of pants and put them on in the dressing room. Security would then be looking for a very khaki shoplifter.

Maybe if he had run instead of jogged he could have made it.

He should be grateful:
#1. The security was not Russian.
#2. No little old lady had taken a shit out by the front doors.

Looks like they both made up at the end.

Poor guy can't do shit.
Can't pay for shit yet, can't steal shit and get away with it either..and can't outrun a rent-a-cop with the shit he tried to steal. He might as well just throw himself off a bridge. Hell, he'd probably even fail at that. He'd land on a school of jelly-fish and they'd toss him on the back of a turtle and the turtle would carry him to safety...and so he lives to fail another day.

hahahaha. what a nerd. he wasn't even close to fast or strong so i don't understand why he even bothered.

Considering what a pussy he is... He should have worn a dress instead of his girlie bag.

rent o cop was walking in front ????????
the guy had ran 10 feet b4 he noticed

he just remembered he left his running shoes at home ass!

Watch out for security guards, because they can shine their flashlight on you.

hahahaha

Hey, look over there!
yoink

shame the outside cameras weren't on the video

It looked like he was running in slow motion.

8 to 10 hrs in a polyester outfit listening to vallygirls regergitate their meaningless lives and skater punks who think they're owed the right to be assholes making stupid comments while trying to sound tough for their boyfriends I'm surprised more security guards don't just snap and leave a trail of twitching bodies

HAHAHA, MAYBE IF HIS PANTS WERE NOT SO TIGHT , HIS BALLS WOULD OF HELP HIM BOOST , SOME NITROGEN INTO HIS BLOOD STREAM,

A guy that big should easialy been thought of being a guard. He was huge lol

when the guard went after him that would have been the perfect time for me to go steal some baggy jeans

they look like friends in the end :D
the dude just swung his arm at his head.
<33 buddies 4ever

He was going 2 pay 4 the goods but ran because he was afraid of the big burly dick smuggler. I would run 2 if a guy tried 2 take me in2 a back room with pants tighter than a condom on Ron Jermy’s dick.
http://ronjeremy.com/

Some Benny Hill music would have been perfect with this one.

"Yakety Sax"!! ..and you're right!

choke hold that hoe

security guard was a moron. You always have them walk in front of you

I DO wonder what happened outside; the lifter was suprisingly compliant once they returned to the store. He even looked a little dazed and confused.
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Oh well. I'll assume a certain degree of bad-ass-ness for this particular rent-a-cop.
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get some, piglett!

this is really funny cause i shoplift alll the time

Nah, he misjudged the weight to speed ratio of the security guard. Mustve been ex military. Apply the derivative next time to ensure you have enough torque . . or something.

I FREAKING HATE RENT A COPS