Comments - Why You Should Pay Less Attention to Girls

category: Funny | views: 88723 | posted on: 07/19/2008

And this is why I have sex with rowboats and not girls.

8039 [ban] | Jul 19 08 : 4:08am

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Wow walking into that thing at 1mph must have really hurt icon_rolleyes.gif

piss off! [ban] | Jul 19 08 : 5:28am

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8039 on Jul 19 08 : 6:08am wrote:
Wow walking into that thing at 1mph must have really hurt
he did overdo it a bit, with staying down that long. But mayby
Kaos2008 on Jul 19 08 : 6:11am wrote:
He did that on purpose.....sympathy sex
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His reply: "How CANOE say that. you know nothing a BOAT me".
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this is why he did it sympathy sex is still pussy. icon_beer.gif icon_beer.gif

Kaos2008 [ban] | Jul 19 08 : 4:11am

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He did that on purpose.....sympathy sex icon_cheesygrin.gif
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His reply: "How CANOE say that. you know nothing a BOAT me".
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BankruptOfCompassion [ban] | Jul 19 08 : 3:08pm

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HeROWWWW, that gonna hurt a HULL of alot.
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ambientgravy [ban] | Jul 19 08 : 4:12am

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That's dude's face is all Crewed up now.

neebuz [ban] | Jul 19 08 : 4:12am

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i like how the boat people act like there not involved
and slope off before hes got up icon_stoned.gif

modisoon [ban] | Jul 19 08 : 4:14am

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stay focused... oar else!

dizdabiz [ban] | Jul 19 08 : 4:15am

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what a blind cunt! its no wonder he only scored 1/10 in the ''LIMBO DANCING COMPETITION'' later on that night!

piss off! [ban] | Jul 19 08 : 5:54am

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hahaha icon_beer.gif to you good sir!!!

dizdabiz [ban] | Jul 20 08 : 2:18am

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piss off! on Jul 19 08 : 7:54am wrote:
hahaha to you good sir!!!
right back atcha dude! icon_beer.gif icon_beer.gif icon_beer.gif

Killerdude [ban] | Jul 19 08 : 4:17am

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Drop Dead Gorgeous....

MemphisSaint [ban] | Jul 20 08 : 1:09am

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she was to die for

DiscoBiscuit [ban] | Jul 19 08 : 4:22am

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At least he got some head..... icon_beer.gif

HoboJoe [ban] | Jul 19 08 : 4:39am

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merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily...life is but a dream...

ItsAllGoodInDaHood [ban] | Jul 19 08 : 4:40am

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oar!

moekid20 [ban] | Jul 19 08 : 4:40am

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You know what made up for his sore head? Masturbation.

dizdabiz [ban] | Jul 19 08 : 4:48am

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moekid20 on Jul 19 08 : 6:40am wrote:
You know what made up for his sore head? Masturbation.
surely TOO MUCH masturbation is the cause of a ''SORE HEAD!??

moekid20 [ban] | Jul 19 08 : 7:35am

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You sir, have cracked the code, a wise man once said "too much much spanking leads to sore head, that wise man? You. Now lets talk about the real problem here, that damn cancer, it's a bitch. Let's cure cancer here, thumbs up if you support curing cancer everybody! icon_neutral.gif icon_beer.gif

dizdabiz [ban] | Jul 20 08 : 2:33am

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moekid20 on Jul 19 08 : 9:35am wrote:
You sir, have cracked the code, a wise man once said "too much much spanking leads to sore head, that wise man? You. Now lets talk about the real problem here, that damn cancer, it's a bitch. Let's cure cancer here, thumbs up if you support curing cancer everybody!
HAHAHA!
sapper420 on Jul 19 08 : 11:27am wrote:
Lol, and spitting on your boy to get him ready after eating something spicey is the cause of a "hot head!"
something tells me that you had to learn that lesson more then once! HAHAHAHA!
MemphisSaint on Jul 20 08 : 3:24am wrote:
That explains the warning label on my hot sauce at Taco Bell last night
HAHAHA! I SEEN THAT WARNING! it said'' do not spread on your weiner or footlong(depending on which end of the scale us men think we're in) HAHAHA! icon_beer.gif icon_beer.gif icon_beer.gif

sapper420 [ban] | Jul 19 08 : 9:27am

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Lol, and spitting on your boy to get him ready after eating something spicey is the cause of a "hot head!" icon_beer.gif

MemphisSaint [ban] | Jul 20 08 : 1:24am

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That explains the warning label on my hot sauce at Taco Bell last night icon_beer.gif

Cougarbait [ban] | Jul 19 08 : 4:52am

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well, in his defense, the 7 people carrying the boat that were looking at him should have said..."hey stupid, stop checking out that homely chick and look the fuck out!"....

SHREK58 [ban] | Jul 19 08 : 5:00am

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Now the guys on the rowing team even have someone to pick on!

Kaos2008 [ban] | Jul 19 08 : 5:06am

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Now that's when you know you are at a all time low.
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He may as start saving his money for prostitutes or a mail-order bride now icon_cheesygrin.gif
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paintedhorse [ban] | Jul 19 08 : 5:16am

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this clip has made my day , thank you icon_cheesygrin.gif icon_cheesygrin.gif

P-90 [ban] | Jul 19 08 : 5:17am

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Sex with rowboats?....You might get a splinter in your wood.

EverythingToxicUSA [ban] | Jul 19 08 : 5:19am

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Nice trip. See you next fall. Loser.

zykron [ban] | Jul 19 08 : 5:21am

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Poor guy, and the ironic thing is that he wanted to take his girlfriend out that day. icon_razz.gif

jerz [ban] | Jul 19 08 : 5:24am

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It looks like a gay camp to me icon_neutral.gif

myarse [ban] | Jul 19 08 : 5:24am

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nobody laughed,and they all looked concerned wtf.

Mysteeq [ban] | Jul 19 08 : 5:47am

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LoL, you guys fall for it everytime. icon_lol.gif

myarse on Jul 19 08 : 7:24am wrote:
nobody laughed,and they all looked concerned wtf.
jerz on Jul 19 08 : 7:24am wrote:
It looks like a gay camp to me
Question answered I think icon_lol.gif

MemphisSaint [ban] | Jul 20 08 : 1:36am

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I think all the APE avi's answer it better icon_beer.gif

Majestic12 [ban] | Jul 19 08 : 5:50am

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Now he needs a medic, and the guys with the stretcher. Where they lift him up but his face goes straight in to the guys crotch. icon_beer.gif

iMasturbate [ban] | Jul 19 08 : 6:16am

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why you shouldn't grow to 6'4".

TurboGuy [ban] | Jul 19 08 : 6:22am

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The wood in his pants went straight to his head. icon_wink.gif

trebdare [ban] | Jul 19 08 : 6:34am

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it happened because he was talking to the oar behind him icon_neutral.gif

dirty back road [ban] | Jul 19 08 : 6:39am

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neebuz on Jul 19 08 : 6:12am wrote:
i like how the boat people act like there not involved
and slope off before hes got up
lol boat people ,remember them

BigDrew59 [ban] | Jul 19 08 : 7:05am

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Rub some dirt on it and walk it off

PaintBaller [ban] | Jul 19 08 : 7:28am

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scott, where do you stick it?

chartrule [ban] | Jul 19 08 : 8:11am

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he got sculled

DeathByDomino [ban] | Jul 19 08 : 8:46am

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He got so owned lol. icon_stoned.gif

cucarachito [ban] | Jul 19 08 : 9:17am

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try explaining this to the insurance company.
"so i was walking down the front lawn, when out of nowhere....."

Peaks [ban] | Jul 19 08 : 9:59am

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Hey I know that dude! It's the Yankees second baseman...
Robinson Canoe

buggsquasher [ban] | Jul 19 08 : 10:30am

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HE MUST BE A SOCCER PLAYER.... GET UP YOU WHIMP..........

misanthropic [ban] | Jul 19 08 : 11:02am

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lol tall people

piss off! [ban] | Jul 19 08 : 11:17am

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that's one cool avi, fuck yeah!! have a icon_beer.gif good sir. Or if you would rather light up have a icon_stoned.gif or both, i don't care you deserve it!!

Alpha07 [ban] | Jul 19 08 : 2:11pm

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yep... a cool AV indeed.... icon_beer.gif

ZEEK33 [ban] | Jul 19 08 : 11:25am

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row row row your BAM! icon_stoned.gif

thumpic [ban] | Jul 19 08 : 11:31am

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fake,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

trebdare [ban] | Jul 19 08 : 9:58pm

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You feeling OK? A one word post ..thats it? The other day you massacred everyone then this.....let us know when u r feeling better icon_eek.gif

TetsuoShima [ban] | Jul 19 08 : 11:44am

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What a pussy, I would have dropped the thing on his spleen if that bump to the head hurt him.

lagertron [ban] | Jul 19 08 : 1:50pm

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one in the boat race !
see below americans
( in cockney rhyming slang, "boat race" means face)

ugggggggg [ban] | Jul 19 08 : 2:01pm

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thats was photoshopepd yes "photoshopepd "why oh why ??????????

Winthorp [ban] | Jul 19 08 : 2:50pm

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THE ROW MUST GO ON

Dizzle4shizel [ban] | Jul 19 08 : 3:59pm

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piss off! on Jul 19 08 : 1:17pm wrote:
that's one cool avi, fuck yeah!! have a good sir. Or if you would rather light up have a or both, i don't care you deserve it!!
Hey I want a icon_stoned.gif icon_stoned.gif icon_stoned.gif oh yeah thats nice icon_cool.gif

piss off! [ban] | Jul 19 08 : 4:09pm

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here's another one, good times, good times. enjoy good sir.

piss off! [ban] | Jul 19 08 : 4:19pm

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sorry good sir, forgot to send you the icon_stoned.gif . ther ya go enjoy!! icon_cool.gif

indyman911 [ban] | Jul 19 08 : 4:31pm

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I've been known to treat objects as women icon_beer.gif icon_beer.gif

P-90 [ban] | Jul 20 08 : 2:36am

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Most intelligent pun of the day goes to:

chartrule on Jul 19 08 : 10:11am wrote:
he got sculled

well done.
lagertron on Jul 19 08 : 3:50pm wrote:
one in the boat race !
see below americans
( in cockney rhyming slang, "boat race" means face)
The worse boat race since Ronaldo.

dreadlock [ban] | Jul 20 08 : 8:53am

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that was crap,he wasent even looking at a girl,he was just retarded and walked into what ever that shit was.

myarse [ban] | Jul 20 08 : 3:42pm

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do the girls still kiss the winning teams cocks?

jcp517 [ban] | Jul 20 08 : 7:14pm

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Oar you crazy,look where you're going!

dusone [ban] | Jul 20 08 : 9:14pm

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long boat! coming through!

alkamist1 [ban] | Jul 21 08 : 10:03am

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wow a strong fart would knock that guy off his feet.

Vonmulke [ban] | Jul 22 08 : 6:35pm

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i think that boat was uranium tipped or something... i dunno that guy is a pussy

993gt2 [ban] | Jul 25 08 : 1:36pm

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at least the bitch/girl didnt start laughing

planedr [ban] | Jul 25 08 : 6:11pm

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He sure did have alot of seamen around his face.

ElmoBro23 [ban] | Aug 10 08 : 3:55pm

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that dude walked right into it.

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