Why Little Kids Shouldnt Go Near Crazy Goats

Anyone for a feed of Curry goat meat

Future Dodge Ram driver??

after years of abuse the biggest billy goat decided to get revenge on the trolls son

Kid on Kid violence?

LOL, yeah...what you didn't hear right before impact was the 4-legged kid calling the 2-legged kid a poser.
I love the slow motion of the kid crying at the end: "Aaaah-hoowaaa-hoowaaa-ho owaaaaaaah!"

man, i've never seen anyone move at that speed on all fours.. creepy kid.

holy shit! that child out-ran the goat on all fours kick ass!!

if goats didnt do shit like this, they wouldnt get sacrificed to satan all the time.

"IT WASN'T ME"
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I've just come off the phone with the spiritual leader of Tibet. He sent me a large goat with a long neck. Turns out I phoned Dial- a- llama.

and the kid thought the troll under the bridge was bad

hahaha owned, the kid was probebly annoying the fuck out of the goat. he deserved it.....if only for beeing a kid.

If you watch it a few times....you can see that the black goat was chasing and aiming for the white and brown goat...it's just that the white and brown goat moved at the last moment and hammered the little kid instead.
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So he was going for the kid, but missed the kid completely and hit the kid instead.....bloody confusing
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yeah!! better now.

You're partially right. Look more closely. The black goat actually stopped before he reached the little kid. It was the brown goat that smacked into the kid as he was trying to run past him.

We actually talked my kinda retarded cousin into fighting with my grandfather's goats sometimes for fun. It was hilarious until my 10 year old cousin reached out one day grabbed the goat by the horns and broke its neck.
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That was 6 years ago. We don't pick on my cousin anymore.
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I wish I had the vid for NT

what was he up to ,? acting the goat

The funny thing is, both their names is Billy.

I'm confused. Did the goat get the kid's goat, or the other way around.......?

I'd say that the kid butted the kid's ass.
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But I did not see any donkey's there so I'm not sure
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I was gonna say 'Rammed' instead of butted, but it didn't look right.
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If it was a donkey the kid would have got a kick out of it.

Do not pass Goat, and do not collect 200 in (live)stock.

Are you trying to get a Monopoly on the puns here?

No, but there's an auction being held on James Street, and right now, we're busy goating the clients!

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Ur thinking of the MMA vid from yesterday.

I've been anxiously awaitting this day..... RECTUM?!?!?!? He damn near killed 'em!!!!!

How come there aren't 20 other black goats to help him?

because he was winning.

Karma has turned the child abusing woman in the first of todays vids into a goat....and she still hasnt learned her lesson.

Did you see how embarrassed the black goat looked at the end as he walked off? 'Did it again they gonna kill me for this one'

goats are meaner that hell.

if that was my kid id know what id be having for dinner that night

Never turn your back on a billy goat, they play gruff.
I kid you not.
(I know thats a shit comment, but there it is anyway.)

The kid (the human one) was just trying to get used to being rammed in the behind by another male in case he grows up to be gay.

That black goat came from a broken family and was sexually abused by satan worshippers. I here revered Al Sharpton is representing him and calling for a Goat affirmative action to stop this travesty of injustice.

what the fuck is this, a human and goat convention?

my nanny had a beard , she rubbed it on me

What do you call 2 gay pakistani men???
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Ramit and jamit

That goat has got his priorities right...he sees a piece of ass from a distance and goes for it.........and scores a hit!

all nannies are a pain in the ass.
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too Ba-a-a-a-a-ad

Not one person has said what they would do to that goat if it did that to there kid?
I can tell you now that regardless of wether the fucking animal knows what its doing or not I would give it the buggest punt up the arse the world has ever seen, and then some more. If the animals are dangerous then dont allow the kids to play with them. Oh and the farmyard owner whoever the fuck he is would be getting a few cracks to the jaw as well. Cant be havin goats nearly killing toddlers.

Oh please.

Ah, shit! A lion just bit my brother... better go get that mean, 1500-pound lion and teach him a lesson. You're not chicken, are ya?

Did you forget to take your 'humour' tablet?
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I got 2 kids and 2 step-kids.....they all about the same age and i still found this funny
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Take a chill pill and relax

2 kids and twos step kids ha ha What a man you are, hey why not go the whole hog and take on another 2 of somebody elses kids ha ha
You are actually working (I hope). To feed and clothe somebody elses kids while there daddy has a whale of a time.
I even bet your wife is a heffer ha ha ha

So Mr MAN, what do you do for life?
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I look after my kids as any parent would, im there when they need me, i put food in their mouths and clothes on their backs.
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What makes you say my mrs is fat? she's a UK size 8 mate, which is small even for a lady who hasnt had kids....so i can only guess your a fuckin moron with nothing better to do than try to wind me up
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Have a shit life Scumfuck

Ha Ha Ha Shes a size 8 because your feeding every other fucker you knob.

Really, you know this how???
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I earn good money doing what i do best....building websites...kinda like this...keeps pricks like you happy dont it
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BTW....your a sad piece of shit if you loved somebody and walked away from that because they had kids...dont you think??