Take him and the camera to the roof, or the high way,

Thats gonna be sore in the morning

Omg the laughing at the end

obviously its not the best idea in the world to go jogging when your out of it!

i walk like that after my daddy slaps me.....................th en we leave the brothel

c'mon, that could have been any one of us. i was drinking last night, it might be me! except its not.

Amen, bro...we've all been there...ok, maybe not Zyk and a few others but generally speaking.

yeah exactly i went face first into a bronze statue the other week had a bit of a cut obove my eyebrow but o well thats the risk u take

I hate when that happens, just piss off! now they got the guy running in to walls and shit, funny though.

Hahahahahaha.
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He stopped drinking and got some 'Crack' instead.
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run it off
we missed a clear view point of wall impact , AGAIN

Damn! Hidden cameras everywhere these days! Can't I have some privacy once in awhile? I hate th.......erm......right.. ..what an asshole!

Well, if he can use his own head as a battering ram and not feel a thing, I don't think slapping him is going to sober him up anytime soon.

'Dizzy, I’m so dizzy my head is spinning
Like a whirlpool it never ends
And it’s You girl makin’ it spin
You're making me dizzy.'
Its a crap song but it kind of fits.

good old song , i cant remember who sang it but your right it sure does fit.

It's been covered so many times. I cant remember who was the original performer.

Now that's one I haven't heard in years! The Tommy Roe version is the only one I've heard.

In police academy they teach you 2 different yet very effective techniques on how to wake a drunk up. What you just saw here was #1... next is the Departments 'Tea-Bag' Maneuver

their is also a third but rarely spoken about except between senior police members know as the "continental breakfast" aka both eggs and the sausage

This shit would never happen to a passed out drunk hottie with big tits?...but I live in hope that I'll find one!

...or a dog with three legs...
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He thought he was the billy goat from the previous video, except he rammed his head into a wall instead.

now thats what i call being tanked up on tramps' gasoline

K first off, before you all begin with the "fuck the police" bullshit again, keep in mind that this had to be for a TV show due to the planned camera placement.
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And second, before you all begin with the "what an annoying, loudmouthed bitch" comments, birthday boy gets the first honors:
"What an annoying, loudmouthed bitch!"

HaPpY BiRtHdAy ZyKrOn.
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>Non-Alcholic Beverage 4U Mate.
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Happy birthday then zyk

Happy birthday Zyk.
To a cool dude and a brilliant Mod. Keep it up.

Happy 23rd, Zyk! My gift to you is a vote! and one of these Enjoy your day! You only turn 23 once, young man!

what if your adopted and you think that you are 24 years old and already have celebrated your 23rd birthday....then you find your real parents and find out your only really 22 years old.......then you would turn 23 more then once.......
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What if I was born on Feb. 29th?!

It just means that you get 13 's, 6 's , 1 non alcoholic & 1 , 9 days in advance.
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I did not see the "Feb". I must be blind. I'll just fly away now

Then today wouldn't be your birthday and this conversation wouldn't be happening.
( Any chance of an award for being the smart ass of the day. We could call it the SAD )

Happy B-Day....

happy birthday zyk I gave you a thumbs up just for BEING SO FUCKING YOUNG. keep on grinnin

happy birthday to our favorite geek! non-alcoholic cervesa to you amigo!
...actually they dont sell non-alcoholic beer in mexico, so i added yellow food colouring to some water and put whip cream on top to make it look like beer. ...salud amigo!

Yay! Happy birthday, Zyk! Ehm...I know I'm not on here a lot but happy birthday anyway!

I owe you one from last week happi bday
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Peace to the PeaceKeepers

next phase 3 "the vomit "

he will get to sue for that somehow i bet.

It was a history of evolution in 60 seconds.
First, the insentient swamp dweller.
Then the first glimmerings of low-level intelligence.
Followed by primate-style loping.
Then quasi-erect mobility.
Sadly, just as he was about to invent the printing press, he slipped back to Stage One.

looks like someone had a night of drinking?

bitch slap him!!!!!!

he could defiantly drive

He reminds me of myself.

LMAO

HE WAS CHASING HIS SHADOW.....

soooo.....what was unusual bout this guy????
HAPPY B-DAY ZYK PLEASE!!-limit yer alcohol consumption - me & diz need it much more than you

Smack!
Mr. President Bush
Smack!
Mr. Clinton
Smack!

that's a funny drunk

well he aint gonna be laughing in the morning.

lol,the last part where he kids laughed at by his friends was the best part...

Why is it that when you're drunk you think you can compensate your lack of ballance by running? Happend to me more than once too

Wakey,wakey,hands off snakey.

wakey, wakey, eggs and bakey

DELETED

someone should slap that cop in the face with a bullet

this is from ADRENALIN CREW DVD

if drunk dancing was an olympic sport he would be silver and me on mondays at work would win gold

thats why I drink water

Lol Walk around and start running than hit the wall and you will meet your angle on top of your head!!!!!

You notice how the cop is black, I bet you his mom hit him over the head with a bag. HE'S GETTING HIS MOMMA BACK BY HITTING WHITE FOLK.

Damn

Nice fleeing attempt

Nice friends....

is that how ggallin1 got that scar on his face?

im going to sleep

Gotta watch these, bro

thatll wake him