Border Patrol, Highway Patrol..........Whatever gets the job done

There is no lifeguard in the gene-pool...
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The Tree of Life is self-pruning...
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And the Darwin Award goes to....
Oh well, they cant identify the body. NEXT

hahahahahahhahaha memphis saint you arte so funny! that was 3 REALLLLY funny jokes all in a line actually they werent even fuckin jokes they wer jus shit how was that meant to make anyone laugh jus comment on the video, this video is cool. heres my joke in league with yours HE GOT RUN OVER HE SHOULD HAVE BEEN NOT IN A SWIMMING POOL
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WOW SOMEONES HAVING A BAD DAY
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THEY COULD ONLY IDENTIFY HIS BODY BY DENTAL RECORDS HAHAHAHAHA WHAT A GOOD JOKE YOU UYS ARE SO HILARIOUS

All are quotations from Darwin Awards. I guess I should have placed quotation marks. silly me... Thanx for directing me to the error of my ways.
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I still think I do a better impression of me, though, but you can have one on me

of course he's gonna get knocked down! that big red bubble chased him and then tripped him up in front of that car!

To be fair, I think that method of crossing the road (blindfolded and just going for it) is equally ineffective in daylight!! It would make for a clearer video though.

why do people keep trying to cross these busy streets, YOUR GONNA GET RUN THE FUCK OVER just DON'T DO IT!!!!!!

This section of road appears to have a serious amount of fatality accidents. I counted 145 people knocked down in 60 seconds. shocking.

What the hell is "hemp" anyways?
Is that the redneck version of "hump"?
Real men need to know.

Hemp is made from cannibus sativa, without any traces of THC; its a clothing fabric

You see that shit all the time, people trying to cross busy streets and gett'in hit. You think they'd learn. OK people here's how to do it. 1. Get some dumbass (like wifflebat boy) Make him cross first. 2. Car hits wifflebat boy, comes to a stop. 3. Give other cars ample time to swerve around, hit, or run over wifflebat boy. 4. Proceed safely across now not so busy street pausing long enough to grab wifflebat boy's wallet (depending how far away he is from you now). 5. Head home post vid of wifflebat boy getting run over several times. 6. Post stupid ass comments like this on NT.

And all the roads jam up with credit
And there's nothing you can do
It's all just bits of paper flying away from you
Oh look out world, take a good look
What comes down here
You must learn this lesson fast and learn it well
This ain't no upwardly mobile freeway
Oh no, this is the road
Said this is the road
This is the road to hell.
Mr Chris Rea.
(Nothing in the clip to write about. So why not.)

Accident? It was actually meant to happen.

so it was fate, then?

or a Jackass stunt...

The fucking things people will do to become a crash test dummy

Frogger is just a game, people

just another dumbass

Tacos any one?

Roadkill tacos; whoooh-hooo

Looks to me like a suicide.

Isn't that worth 200 points if you hit someone on the highway?

RECTUM....damn near killed 'em

OH SNAP!

Avoid the cars, jump on the logs mmmkay?

Why'd the mexican cross the road ?
jess askin
memphissaint-FYI-i liked yer quotes, i think bandmans is proly jess jealous cuz he/she never sez anything AT ALL
HERE'S 2 U GREENMAN

YOU GET MAD AT ME FOR MY COMMENTS..... YOUR IS PRETTY RACIST TOO HOMEZ....

I live on the border. Life in Juarez ain't too hot right now. Also been to chiapas, life could be a lot better for them too.

Some rough places heh? I live near Aguascalientes (one hour drive off it), pretty much in the center of Mexico so living here is as quiet, warm and regular as it could get.
Cheers

Oh I dont care about that douche, mate; I doubted that anybody would ever catch my obscure references anyway. to u, mate
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"Why did the Mexican cross the road?"
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A: To get to the other side of the BORDER!

dumb - duh - - dumb - dumb - dumb

his run to freedom was caught up short

Ladies and gentlemen, I give you the Frogger champ.

ANOTHER ON THAT WONT MAK THE OLYMPICS

You stop it right now.

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highway or the dieway

FREEWAY CLEANER

have any of this plp heard of ped cross thingis, they are the lil white lines that lead from one side of the rd to the other, you press a lil button, it tells you when to cross, and tada you get there safe and sound, duh even I know that

i'm getting flash backs of when i hit a giant frozen fish finger , i cant look a fish finger in the eye to this day

Guys guys guys..This is all just a accident...the poor man saw a taco bell across the street and he just had to get to it...but this Unfortanate event happend so now hes in the hospital eating green peas and rice

haha

what a moron. some people just have death coming to them.

Stupis is stupid does!!

Oh Dear... ...no wait, it was a person, not a deer.
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was a person anyway.
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HAHAHA, THERES MY UNCLE GEORGE, HE WAS RUNNING FROM LA MIGRA..........

God damnit , I was eating steak mushrooms , onions and some gravy when the video started , I thought it was a fuck up and was some soccer poof game video , when I looked up it was some piss poor videoing of a road and some tard lying there , these fucking countries that worship that pansie game soccer need to learn to spend there money more wisley , like on better cameras instead of wasting it on soccer games , oh and all there fucking commentators sound the same , soccer sucks , the game sucks , the players suck , the commetators suck , even that stupid round ball thats black and white checkered sucks , suck suck fuckinnnnnnng suck damit

I guess we need to put a real big freeway on the border, maybe that will stop them from coming over here and having their babies on our dime.

ah you make me laugh, , your dime, hun you are the one getting your bills paid with all our taxes, do some more research, then come and talk smack

poor dumbass

Not stepping lively enough I guess...

this happened in argentina not mexico...

Youre hilarious! -- NOT!!!

that's it Argentina, not mexico. it is a "highway" located in Buenos Aires Downtown.

especially if your blind