Comments - Girl Gets Taken Out During a Clumsy Rifle Routine

category: Funny | views: 47219 | posted on: 07/21/2008

I didn't know the military had a section for the mentally challenged. Weird.

www.myspace.com/mexborough [ban] | Jul 21 08 : 4:01am

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I'm bored! Can't wait till the new NT vids come onli.... ooooo they're here! cya laterz...

MemphisSaint [ban] | Jul 21 08 : 4:03am

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They tried to tell her she didn't fit in... icon_frown.gif

dizdabiz [ban] | Jul 21 08 : 4:05am

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HAHAHA! she got an ''EYEFUL'' of ''RIFLE!'' icon_beer.gif icon_beer.gif icon_beer.gif

HarklyBarkly [ban] | Jul 21 08 : 4:46am

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icon_lol.gif Now she is STOCK to FACE the superior officer for her incompetence. icon_stoned.gif icon_beer.gif

dizdabiz [ban] | Jul 21 08 : 5:07am

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HarklyBarkly on Jul 21 08 : 6:46am wrote:
Now she is STOCK to FACE the superior officer for her incompetence.
yeah he's gonna give it to her LOCK,STOCK and 2 smoking BARELLS! and as usual she's gonna have to strip and clean HIS ''rifle!'' icon_beer.gif icon_beer.gif icon_beer.gif

HarklyBarkly [ban] | Jul 21 08 : 5:23am

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HarklyBarkly on Jul 21 08 : 7:17am wrote:
dizdabiz on Jul 21 08 : 7:07am wrote:yeah he's gonna give it to her LOCK,STOCK and 2 smoking BARELLS! and as usual she's gonna have to strip and clean HIS ''rifle!'' Right after her short nap and afterwards they can bring her to the plastic surgeon for reconstructive surgery to fix her face.

Tapeworm [ban] | Jul 21 08 : 4:07am

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Not only do they waste good beer (see last vid), they can't throw or catch. It's a mans world, girl and don't you forget it.
Back to the kitchen before you become the butt of all the jokes. icon_wink.gif icon_cheesygrin.gif

MemphisSaint [ban] | Jul 21 08 : 4:34am

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Tapeworm on Jul 21 08 : 6:07am wrote:
Back to the kitchen before you become the butt of all the jokes.
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The only thing this chick knows how to eat is the BUTT of a rifle.
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^^^she didn't make it in time icon_beer.gif

Dynabolic [ban] | Jul 21 08 : 4:09am

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That was the snoserbrocken move. I fined women should stick to the kneelnswallow.

slash [ban] | Jul 21 08 : 4:11am

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^^^^thats why its called standing to attention icon_beer.gif

Sushi69 [ban] | Jul 21 08 : 4:09am

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I bet she was the BUTT of their jokes for days! You can't just Barrel into these things you know. icon_beer.gif

spunktubber [ban] | Jul 21 08 : 4:14am

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After watching all the military videos on this site, there seems to be a lot of evidence that the majority of people in the military ARE mentally challenged.

MemphisSaint [ban] | Jul 21 08 : 5:11am

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Thats a military academy, a school.
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And, yeah, you gotta be a little off your block to sign away your freedoms and rights for several years for a chance to die for idiot politians. We like it though icon_beer.gif
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GET SOME! icon_twisted.gif

piss off! [ban] | Jul 21 08 : 4:14am

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i got nothing but respect for the millitary, but at a curtain point the fuckers made it look like thy were a bunch of marionettes. and as for the girl getting hit in the face, hahahahahahaha bitch, back to the kitchen for you!! icon_beer.gif icon_beer.gif

David Copafeel [ban] | Jul 21 08 : 8:13am

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piss off! on Jul 21 08 : 6:14am wrote:
i got nothing but respect for the millitary, but at a curtain point the fuckers made it look like thy were a bunch of marionettes. and as for the girl getting hit in the face, hahahahahahaha bitch, back to the kitchen for you!!
Nothing but respect? are you for real ? (sighs)
I'm very sorry for bursting your bubble of ignorance but just because someone wears the uniform it doesn't make them any better.. follow this example
cunt - uniform = cunt
cunt + uniform = cunt in uniform
cunt + miiltary = uniformed cunts with guns
granted not everyone is that bad , but to blanket over the whole group is just as ignorant as saying "all blacks are.." etc etc
come on people wake yourself the fuck up

moekid20 [ban] | Jul 21 08 : 4:17am

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A woman in the military, what next? Women doctors? Women VOTERS!?!?

EverythingToxicUSA [ban] | Jul 21 08 : 3:28pm

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Worse yet . . . women drivers ! Aaaauuuugh !

moekid20 [ban] | Jul 21 08 : 4:05pm

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Want to hear a joke? Women's rights.

Buster Hymen [ban] | Jul 21 08 : 4:29am

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The Army, "It's not just a job, it's 94 dollars and 43 cents a month" icon_beer.gif

larryvee [ban] | Jul 21 08 : 4:31am

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There's no spinning rifles in the kitchen...I'm just sayin!

Icarus [ban] | Jul 21 08 : 7:41am

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Unless the bitch don't get my eggs right!!

Baghdadbillybob [ban] | Jul 21 08 : 4:31am

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See what happens with women in themilitary? Nothing but problems. Pick up a cock bitch and put down the gun... icon_beer.gif

piss off! [ban] | Jul 21 08 : 4:47am

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hahaha icon_cheesygrin.gif icon_beer.gif

nico99 [ban] | Jul 21 08 : 4:45am

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They do this in front of the Taliban.
Confuses the hell out of them.

David Copafeel [ban] | Jul 21 08 : 8:19am

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In return they blow themselves up to confuse the fuck out of us

jcp517 [ban] | Jul 21 08 : 4:52am

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At least it didn't go off and shoot her in the eye. icon_cheesygrin.gif

piss off! [ban] | Jul 21 08 : 5:03am

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that happens to her in the bedroom enough. icon_cheesygrin.gif icon_stoned.gif

Krazy [ban] | Jul 21 08 : 5:04am

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You Nose that had to hurt icon_lol.gif

HoboJoe [ban] | Jul 21 08 : 5:10am

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She is going to be the "butt" of their jokes

piss off! [ban] | Jul 22 08 : 1:19am

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she did make an ass of herself icon_eek.gif icon_redface.gif icon_beer.gif

HarklyBarkly [ban] | Jul 21 08 : 5:17am

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dizdabiz on Jul 21 08 : 7:07am wrote:
yeah he's gonna give it to her LOCK,STOCK and 2 smoking BARELLS! and as usual she's gonna have to strip and clean HIS ''rifle!''
icon_lol.gif Right after her short nap and afterwards they can bring her to the plastic surgeon for reconstructive surgery to fix her face. icon_stoned.gif icon_stoned.gif icon_stoned.gif

dizdabiz [ban] | Jul 21 08 : 11:26am

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HarklyBarkly on Jul 21 08 : 7:17am wrote:
dizdabiz on Jul 21 08 : 7:07am wrote:
yeah he's gonna give it to her LOCK,STOCK and 2 smoking BARELLS! and as usual she's gonna have to strip and clean HIS ''rifle!''
Right after her short nap and afterwards they can bring her to the plastic surgeon for reconstructive surgery to fix her face.
and brain surgery on her ''cerebral cortex'' to sort out her shitty reflexes! HAHAHA!

paintedhorse [ban] | Jul 21 08 : 5:27am

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there timing was off , give em another week and they will get it .

en jaywest [ban] | Jul 21 08 : 5:30am

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"I didn't know the military had a section for the mentally challenged. Weird."
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yes, that would be the "very special forces".

MemphisSaint [ban] | Jul 21 08 : 7:59am

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they ride the short chopper icon_neutral.gif

NUIYZ [ban] | Jul 21 08 : 5:35am

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obligatory-
"not the last time she'll have wood to the face"

AEnemaBay [ban] | Jul 21 08 : 7:26am

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Guess I should have read all the posts before posting my comment. I wasn't trying to copy you, I swear! icon_twisted.gif icon_beer.gif icon_beer.gif icon_beer.gif icon_beer.gif

HarklyBarkly [ban] | Jul 21 08 : 5:36am

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Oupsy icon_redface.gif icon_wink.gif icon_rolleyes.gif

MemphisSaint [ban] | Jul 21 08 : 5:40am

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This is how it's supposed to look:
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http://www.youtube.com/wa tch?v=Y90UPLLo6nY
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Get some! icon_cheesygrin.gif

piss off! [ban] | Jul 21 08 : 7:20am

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ok man, that looked really good. but why do the people watching it, keep freaking yelling, it was a silent thing wasn't it? but non the less, wow. respect!! icon_beer.gif to those guys!!

MemphisSaint [ban] | Jul 21 08 : 7:38am

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it was done for a bunch of civilians. they thing they funny with the cheers and shit.
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what gets me is that each of those rifes has a sharpened bayonet attached and they're spinning them inches from eachother's faces. brass balls, dude, and wicked skills.
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not my cup of tea, but GET SOME! icon_beer.gif

CUTE-EYEZ69 [ban] | Jul 21 08 : 1:07pm

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ok mijo you aint right for that one, now you are gonna have me dreaming with tis guys...I LOVE A MAN IN UNIFORM......GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALL ITS BEAUTY...of guys in uniform that is

MemphisSaint [ban] | Jul 21 08 : 5:36pm

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you should see this <<<< uniform icon_wink.gif itll knock ur socks off.

Kaos2008 [ban] | Jul 21 08 : 5:35pm

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Awesome.........militaril y it's pointless.
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But it's looks great. That a whole lot of practicing right there.
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That Drill Guy inspecting the troops part was heaps cool.
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MemphisSaint [ban] | Jul 22 08 : 2:01am

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I wouldn't even say it's militarily pointless. The U.S. Marines are incredibly deep in tradition, pride, and symbolism.
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These guys represent discipline, dedication, teamwork, order, and many other things about the Corps. The are a public representation like the uniform, english bulldogs, the Eagle Globe and Anchor (note avi), etc.
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Militarily it's a boon to recruiting, moral, reputation, and pride. It takes much more than food and water to keep these warriors going icon_beer.gif
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GET SOME icon_beer.gif

Kaos2008 [ban] | Jul 22 08 : 2:17am

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By, [Militarily]....I mean doing this will not help you tactically on the battlefield and it won't save you whilst in a firefight. I do realise that it is discipline though. and a great form for recruitment and I also do understand the principle of distinguishment and honorable presense that it petrays and that is why I think it is great to watch. It looks awesome and they get more technical every time I see it.
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You guys do it the best icon_beer.gif
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Kaos2008 [ban] | Jul 22 08 : 2:25am

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Kaos2008 on Jul 22 08 : 4:17am wrote:
....presense that it petrays and that is why
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I meant "presence that it portrays..."
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Mi Speling Sukcs
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MemphisSaint [ban] | Jul 22 08 : 5:30am

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I know what you mean.
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However, would you consider building a strong moral and Corps faith PRE-battle to be just as important militarily, tactically?
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These guys certainly play a role in that.
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for u, mate icon_beer.gif

Kaos2008 [ban] | Jul 22 08 : 5:40am

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MemphisSaint on Jul 22 08 : 7:30am wrote:
would you consider building a strong moral and Corps faith PRE-battle to be just as important militarily, tactically?
Yes...of course.
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We are on the same page....I am just not explaining myself properly.
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Sorry dude. icon_beer.gif
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MemphisSaint [ban] | Jul 22 08 : 5:42am

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oh, sorry icon_beer.gif

deleted user [ban] | Jul 21 08 : 5:43am

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rascoil [ban] | Jul 21 08 : 5:54am

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She is out cold, quick lets hit it icon_stoned.gif

trebdare [ban] | Jul 21 08 : 6:01am

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Beaver gets butthead..(I'm done)

TurboGuy [ban] | Jul 21 08 : 6:02am

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Those supposed "rifles" look like over sized crayons.

Uniguy900 [ban] | Jul 21 08 : 6:09am

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They were all chanting in their minds.."This is my rifle this is my gun"....except Private Bilko... "This is my rifle that is her nose"

rimmelfarb [ban] | Jul 21 08 : 6:23am

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maybe next time they'll don their steel pot or some kind of face protector for practice icon_rolleyes.gif

newsense [ban] | Jul 21 08 : 6:30am

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what a buttface

spazemunky [ban] | Jul 21 08 : 6:33am

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teaching kids to throw guns was a great idea !

Baghdadbillybob [ban] | Jul 21 08 : 6:54am

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Like I said before, she needs to quit playing with guns and do something more natural like sucking cock. icon_beer.gif

cucarachito [ban] | Jul 21 08 : 8:20am

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.... tha aint natural to me amigo. sorry.

defiantwisdom [ban] | Jul 21 08 : 7:07am

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This is ROTC ...

AEnemaBay [ban] | Jul 21 08 : 7:16am

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Sadly this isn't the last time she'll have wood in her face.

BEERMAN [ban] | Jul 21 08 : 7:18am

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MemphisSaint on Jul 21 08 : 7:49am wrote:
http://www.youtube.com/wa tch?v=qv_Q9MtfRHk&feature =related
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hehheehee
AMAZING-SIMPLY FUCKIN AMAZING!! - I LUV IT!!
no matter how many times i see these guys, i always get chills and butterflies (maybe i need a coat?? icon_lol.gif )
OOH RAH - AND GOD BLESS YOU MR. SAINT
USMC - another of the MANY reasons this USA is simply THE BEST - IT "IS-WHAT IT IS" BECAUSE OF PEOPLE LIKE THIS
GLORY, GLORY, HALLELUJAH ......ok-i'm dun
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MemphisSaint [ban] | Jul 21 08 : 7:39pm

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wmp_7106 [ban] | Jul 21 08 : 7:29am

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ARAB POWER [ban] | Jul 21 08 : 12:22pm

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WOW ZYKRAN WTF IS UP WITH GAY PICTURES U HAVE.....UR SOME FAG icon_evil.gif

zykron [ban] | Jul 21 08 : 12:43pm

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