I SEE HE RUBBERED HIM UP THE WRONG WAY

HEY SLASH recon why i said rubber baby buggy bumper 3 times when i saw that vid -

Fuck Israel.

Lyric ,
oooooooh you poor boy!!
Please learn about things this serious before you jump on a side with some silly comment like that.
This is the result of people not bothering to do the hard work & see what ramifications there would be when claiming land for Israel (which was done by several including the u.k)
They did no work to ensure a peaceful transition rather they just put them there , and said.. its your problems now and walked away.

I am quite aware of these things thank you very much but thanks for assuming that I know nothing. My country may support Zionism but that does not mean that I do. FREE PALESTINE!

with a comment like this

You really expect me to lay out the history of the conflict on the comments section of NT? C'mon get your head out of your ass and stop assuming that you know more than everyone else. sheeesh.

so you assume that i assume i know more than everyone else?
boy this could go on for days , but lighten up !
I don't expect every comment to have ten follow up pages to explain why a person said what they did but there is a huge difference between a random two word comment and FUCK ISRAEL , if you can't see that then you are obviously an idiot.
(no im not assuming i know more than everyone but i can spot an idiot when i see one , after all i look in the mirror everyday)
anyway i bid thee a good day im not getting wrangled up in this very petty thing

I already replied to you in your shoutbox putting and end to this. I dont know why you felt the need to carry it on but whatever. Fuck Israel and fuck you.

Cant the 2 of you simply find enjoyment in the possibility that the man in this video may no longer be able to make muslim children?

fuckislam

Hostorically, I think you're right, actually. The people of the Palenstinian region were quite screwed over.
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Ethically, however, I have to side with the Israelis. The Palestinians are no longer fighting the same fight as they were a hundred years ago.
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Question: Why the hell would anybody want that land anyway? It has NO natural resources. Those people haven't owned that land in over a hundred years. You can't tell me that they are fighting and dying for the sake of a promise made between people who have been dead for decades. What do the Palestinian people have to gain from owning what is Israel?

Jerusalem. It holds significance for christians, jews, and muslims. It will always be a hot-spot.

In truth, the only real answer to the question is that Israel is center of major religious world. Nobody can admit that this is the real core of the issue. NO, it HAS to be political or economical.
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I think these things have gone beyond the scope of the average thought capacity. I don't know which is more frightening

http://video.google.co.uk /videoplay?docid=...7Ipfc jQK6hPDvCw

I would say "Fuck Palestine", but there's no such thing. Jihadis should all get bullets in the head ASAP.

already on it, bro
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ooh-rah

its a coward act to shot an unarmed and tied men, doesn't matter if its my enemy... But bark an stupid " fuck Israel" shows ignorance, its not a smart thing to generalize an all country. So fuck you.

That's not the proper way to use a rubber.

thats also the wrong way to put it on.

Democracy in the middle east don't come cheap. Especially if you are the US taxpayer paying for it all.

Wow....Saying 'go forth and mulitply' must bring tears to his eyes now

Now he's kneeling down for "ballah"

OUCH, OUCH, OUCH, OUCH, OUCH!!!! , FUCK that's GOTTA hurt!!!!!

Yeah, in case you can't tell, they don't like each other very much

The Palestinian male voice choir just got them selves a new soprano.

(After they rough him up a, bit take away his land and bulldoze his property.)

I hope that piece of shit who shot him
in the balls rots in hell.

That's for sure.........there was no point for it, except just to be a smart ass soldier.
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What makes it worse is I used to have that ring tone. I don't know how it makes it worse, I just thought I'd throw that in.
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this kinda shit is gonna stop,once i bring out my new range of ''BULLET PROOF Y-FRONTS''

The victim is now wearing some distress flares!

Raheem has lost the ability to have children, plus he has to sit down to pee for the rest of his life..Jeez, it sucks to be him...

Funny enough, most male Arabs DO sit while they pee, as it's considered cleaner than splashing the toilet and everything else with little bits of urine. Just thought I'd mention.

Hey girl, how you been.?Hope all is well with you...stick up north in Canada?

I gotta' slow down when I type...STILL up in Canada? And my wife is fond of pointing out that if it wasn't for gravity , me and our 2 sons wouldn't even hit the floor when we whizzz....I tell her, you put me 3 inches over the water and I'd hit it every time also....

lol... Your wife sounds like a smart woman... And yup, I'm still here (actually on the mainland visiting my sister now). Thinking about heading back to Dubai soon though - missing my son (whom I taught to pee sitting). Do hope you and yours are wonderful...

you taught your son to pee sitting??? I suppose that way he could play with his dolls while he sits.

Clever, clever... Only a man with a masculinity complex would find it hard to see that peeing sitting is simply cleaner then peeing while standing. I'm sure there are pills for those sorts of mental challenges... Testosterone may help. Ask your doctor.

it's horrible if he's just a civilian.
It would be right if he were a rapist

He said he needed a rubber,not a rubber bullet.

fuck the Palestinian people , they are baby killers and murders. fuck em all. GOOOOOOOOOOOO Israel ..

it takes a baby killer and murderer to know a baby killer and a murderer.

...unless you're BEING raped or murdered...

What a plug for Nokia! That's one of their ringtones! Now 50000+ people are gonna listen to it!

Some kind of primitive attempt at sterilization?

i dont think he will be using rubbers in bed for a while hahahahahaha ha ha hahahaha haha ha hahahaha

What u mean by crotch ? its not in dictionnary !

Too bad he didn't kill the son of a bitch!
FUCK PALESTINE!

He was nuts anyway

This is bullshit. Where's Rambo when you need him?

So that's how they get it that small!

I'm sure it was completely unintentional!

thats called wearing a rubber,get up hippy

I got nothin, so here are some little known facts about Chuck Norris, who incidentally, has never been shot in the crutch by a rubber bullet:

When Chuck Norris calls 1-900 numbers, he doesnt get charged. He holds up the phone and money falls out.

Chuck Norris once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it.

Some people like to eat frogs' legs. Chuck Norris likes to eat lizard legs. Hence, snakes.

There are no races, only countries of people Chuck Norris has beaten to different shades of black and blue.

When Chuck Norris was denied an Egg McMuffin at McDonald's because it was 10:35, he roundhouse kicked the store so hard it became a Wendy's.

Chuck Norris can't finish a "color by numbers" because his markers are filled with the blood of his victims. Unfortunately, all blood is dark red.

A Chuck Norris-delivered Roundhouse Kick is the preferred method of execution in 16 states.

When Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet. Water gets Chuck Norris.

Scientists have estimated that the energy given off during the Big Bang is roughly equal to 1CNRhK (Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick)

Chuck Norris’ house has no doors, only walls that he walks through.

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris? ...All of it.

Chuck Norris doesn't actually write books, the words assemble themselves out of fear.

In honor of Chuck Norris, all McDonald's in Texas have an even larger size than the super-size. When ordering, just ask to be Chucksized.

Chuck Norris CAN believe it's not butter.

If tapped, a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick could power the country of Australia for 44 minutes.

Chuck Norris can divide by zero.

The grass is always greener on the other side, unless Chuck Norris has been there. In that case the grass is most likely soaked in blood and tears.

A picture is worth a thousand words. A Chuck Norris is worth 1 billion words.

Newton's Third Law is wrong: Although it states that for each action, there is an equal and opposite reaction, there is no force equal in reaction to a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.

Chuck Norris invented his own type of karate. It's called Chuck-Will-Kill.

When an episode of Walker Texas Ranger was aired in France, the French surrendered to Chuck Norris just to be on the safe side.

While urinating, Chuck Norris is easily capable of welding titanium.

Chuck Norris once sued the Houghton-Mifflin textbook company when it became apparent that their account of the war of 1812 was plagiarized from his autobiography.

When Chuck Norris talks, everybody listens. And dies.

When Steven Seagal kills a ninja, he only takes its hide. When Chuck Norris kills a ninja, he uses every part.
Contrary to popular belief, there is indeed enough Chuck Norris to go around.

Chuck Norris doesnt shave; he kicks himself in the face. The only thing that can cut Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris.

For some, the left testicle is larger than the right one. For Chuck Norris, each testicle is larger than the other one.

Chuck Norris always knows the EXACT location of Carmen SanDiego.

When taking the SAT, write "Chuck Norris" for every answer. You will score over 8000.

Chuck Norris invented black. In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light. Except pink. Tom Cruise invented pink.

When you're Chuck Norris, anything + anything is equal to 1. One roundhouse kick to the face.

Chuck Norris has the greatest Poker-Face of all time. He won the 1983 World Series of Poker, despite holding only a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoloy card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game UNO.

On his birthday, Chuck Norris randomly selects one lucky child to be thrown into the sun.

Nobody doesn't like Sara Lee. Except Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris doesn't throw up if he drinks too much. Chuck Norris throws down!

In the beginning there was nothing...then Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked that nothing in the face and said "Get a job". That is the story of the universe.

Chuck Norris has 12 moons. One of those moons is the Earth.

Chuck Norris grinds his coffee with his teeth and boils the water with his own rage.

Archeologists unearthed an old english dictionary dating back to the year 1236. It defined "victim" as "one who has encountered Chuck Norris"

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.

Chuck Norris and Mr. T walked into a bar. The bar was instantly destroyed, as that level of awesome cannot be contained in one building.

If you Google search "Chuck Norris getting his ass kicked" you will generate zero results. It just doesn't happen.

Chuck Norris can drink an entire gallon of milk in thirty-seven seconds.

Little known medical fact: Chuck Norris invented the Caesarean section when he roundhouse-kicked his way out of his monther's womb.

Chuck Norris doesn't bowl strikes, he just knocks down one pin and the other nine faint.

The show Survivor had the original premise of putting people on an island with Chuck Norris. There were no survivors, and nobody is brave enough to go to the island to retrieve the footage.

It takes Chuck Norris 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.

You know how they say if you die in your dream then you will die in real life? In actuality, if you dream of death then Chuck Norris will find you and kill you.

Chuck Norris has a deep and abiding respect for human life... unless it gets in his way.

The Bermuda Triangle used to be the Bermuda Square, until Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked one of the corners off.

There are no weapons of mass destruction in Iraq, Chuck Norris lives in Oklahoma.

Chuck Norris doesn't believe in Germany.

When Chuck Norris is in a crowded area, he doesn't walk around people. He walks through them.

Chuck Norris once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills. They made him blink.

James Cameron wanted Chuck Norris to play the Terminator. However, upon reflection, he realized that would have turned his movie into a documentary, so he went with Arnold Schwarzenegger.

Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer.

Thousands of years ago Chuck Norris came across a bear. It was so terrified that it fled north into the arctic. It was also so terrified that all of its decendents now have white hair.

Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.

Sorry bro, I really am in bad form. Gonna take the rest of the week off I think.
Have a compensatory beer.

I heard at night, the boogeyman checks under his bed for Chuck Norris. (That's what I heard, no real confirmation to speak of)

when chuck norris does push ups, he is not pushing his body up. he is pushing the earth down.

Do you have a link?

Here you go mate, I'll post it in your shoutbox too.
http://www.chucknorrisfac ts.com

FIRSTLY, HE WAS SHOT IN THE FOOT WITH A REAL BULLET, ..DON'T MAKE THINGS UP
SECONDLY, I BET 9/10 OF YOU FUCKING IGNORANT AMERICANS COULDN'T POINT TO PALESTINE ON A MAP.
MORONS

PALESTINE Is a country?!?!? It's on the map?!?!? Who's map? And how come I've never seen a Palestineese person. Do they speaky engrish?
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I know, I'm such a smart ass!

Dont think they can since the jews practically raped them of all of their land.

I think you've watched one too many episodes containing Jay Leno's 'Jaywalking'.

lol. I'd like to see YOU try to point to "palestine" on a map. genius.

I don't know what prehistoric maps you "palestinians" are using, but in America they can afford updated versions that have Israel for the past 60 years.

Jews, like Muslims have a right to their ancestral land. Unlike pussified North American Indians or Australian aboriginals, they chose to reclaim their land. It could only be reclaimed by force, but the fact of the matter is they took their land back. After WW2, being the world's whipping boy, Jews pooled all their hidden diamonds, sapphires, and emeralds to buy the resources that would give them a place to call their own... Read up on your history: get some education before you beak off on this site. The reason many regulars come here is because they enjoy intelligent wit and debate. Your knee jerk asinine comment lowers the quality of everyone's post.

At least Inspector Gadget showed up at 00:52

poulteren
if that was a real bullet his leg would expload
or atlest u could see blood
and all haters and racist people
this soldier didnt become a hero in israel
his commander will be in court for this accident
if israel was cruel as people think they would shot him and leave him there
an israeli medic helped him
the soldier said he heared "fire" while his commander said "not to fire"
(in hebrew it sounds more alike )
AND IT WAS A RUBBER BULLET

It's a bit fucking inconvenient, if the order to "Fire." sounds like the order "Hold your Fire.".
"Oops. Sorry Sarge.... Erm.... What was that again?"

Nice music and voiceover halfway through.
"Attention mall shoppers: The coin-operated horses by the fountain will be 2 rides for the price of 1. Also, would you idiots quit throwing your stupid pennies into the fountain already? These things are a pain in the ass to fish out after dark, and our last worker just completely collapsed from walking all that change to the bank."

BTW he got shot in his left foot not in his balls

lyric you cant say that a video made by someone who supports the palistines are "facts"
u didnt born when this conflict started so stfu
basicly the jew's came here and build a country
the arabs didnt like that
they started killing people
because of that jews created groups of fighters to defend us
then when we were attacked we counquerd even more land then we were given
but if the other countries didnt attacked
the palistines still had 50% of israel
(witch most of it was just a desert in 48')
if syria didnt attack they still had the golan
oh and the "poor" palistines are living in israel and have the same rights as any jew
jew only roads are myth created by people who hate israel
only 300K people live in gaza
the rest 1.8 milion lives inside of israel
my brother in university have arab friends so stop talking shit
next is iran

Ahhh, a knowledgable member

Its people like you who ruin the world for the rest of us you ignorant cunt. That is all I have to say to you. I cant believe I even wasted my time replying to your stupid ass.

Ah yes, to be 16 again... Young, dumb, and full of cum.

go back to fuckin church ass head hole

Ass head hole?

Must've fucked one of his wives.

i think they just fuck guys in the ass

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no need for the re re post Sushi69,that shit is loooooong and only mildly funny if unreadable...oh and

So Israel hates the Hudson Brothers too?

Fuck the whole middle east.

what could you expect from those filthy victim-playing jews.

i love rubber dicks.

he was protesting to get better health insurance so his wife can get birth control. The friendly police just wanted to remind him to always wear a rubber!

"no hope for peace". as if palistinians are ready for peace LOL. I think isreal would work something out loooong before those freaken murderous mooslams. Although israel could do a lot better too

Tony47, jeesus bro, u got alot of hate in ya !!!u need to lay off the hatorade & smoke a spliff !!!
that poor guy got shot point blank in his balls by a punk bitch who shot the guy when handcuffed !!!a real man fights with his hands, not like that pussy bitch with his plastic pellet gun !!! another thing, tell me why when a jewish girl or guy decides to marry or date another person from another race, the family disowns them????? why is that ?????
racism is evil, why can we all get along ????

nice job

isreal is one of the most evil places in the world for human rights violations but does anyone care no because if you side with the Palestinians your called anti semetic .. i say bomb isreal to the ground give back Palestine to the Palestinians. Seriously isreal is a fucking joke !!!!

if you pay close attention you can see that the guy with the gun actually missed and hit the guy with the white shirt

is there ANYBODY in that country with a brain??
doubt it

LOL Tony47..."the jew's came here and build a country the Arabs didn’t like that they started killing people". Wow, was that what you learned in school? They just came and said, "Can we build a country here?" and all the native Arabs just said, "sure, come on and displace hundreds of thousands of people,...it's all good because your religion says it is". And then for no good reason the Arabs just started shooting shit up and the Jews don't do anything to provoke or fuel anything?! They're just innocent victims. Unreal. How come Israel never returned back to their original borders? How many resolutions has the UN passed against Israel? How many have Israel acknowledged? Who in the Middle East has WMDs and Nukes, but refused to admit it or to sign the Non proliferation treaty, allow inspections, etc.? Who’s nuclear policy specifically leaves open the possibility of a preemptive nuclear strike? Which country’s pre-emptive strike resulted in the 6-day war and allowed Israel to expand its borders in defiance of UN Resolution 242? I guess it was just good fortune that the arab-israeli wars have forced hundreds of thousands of Arabs from Israel. Funny thing is how Jews, Christians and Arabs lived together peacefully in that region until the “creation” of Israel.
Anyway...the topic at hand is this video. An Israeli soldier shoots a bound protestor in the crotch at point blank range. Why? Is this what Judaism teaches? Is this what the defenders of Israel do? Is that their superior moral high-ground? There are dozens of videos like this that show the abuses the Palestinians endure under Israeli apartheid.
Hey let’s try this one on and see if it fits…How about I forcefully kick 100 low income black families out of their homes in Compton, LA, then I place 100 middle-class white families into those homes. How long before there is an act of violence? When there is retaliation for this first act of aggression, who’s fault will the resulting violence be? Will it matter? Then, the white families kick some more black people out of their homes and expand their neighborhood. The affluent white families aren’t as aggressive or violent as their poorer, black neighbors, but the better armed and trained private security guards are all about protecting the white families. Then, the white families build a wall around their expanded neighborhood, including the new homes they’ve been building without permits in violation to city ordinances. This wall cuts right through the neighborhood and prevents black residents from accessing employment and medical services. Well, you get the point. The fact of the matter is, the white neighborhoods should have never been forcefully created/defined in the first place (especially not through displacement), because it would have been common sense that it would lead to conflict. But now they’re there and they’re powerful because of their influence and relationships with other powerful white communities, so what do you do? Well, in the absence of morality and common sense, one or the other has to leave and since the whites in this scenario have more power, money, influence and protection, then it’s only a matter of time before the blacks are completely driven from the city. However, that would take time. So how do you speed it up? Well it would be really helpful if the blacks gave the whites reason to “defend” themselves. So every time a black throws a rock through a window, you bull doze a few homes and build homes for whites in their place For every white a black kills, the whites kill 10. Hey, maybe some whites would even pay some unscrupulous blacks to attack whites, just to provide excuses to carry out massive retaliations? It just goes on and on.
But anyone who doesn’t think Israel is a victim and that Arabs are all bent on the destruction of all Jews is an hateful, anti-Semite! How dare anyone criticize the actions or policy of the Israeli government! They are beyond moral reproach and could never do anything wrong to the Palestinians. And anyone who believes that there are powerful Jews who are actively trying to fulfill Old Testament prophecy by taking back Israel for the Jews, rebuilding the temple, etc., is a crazy, conspiracy nutcase…and an anti-Semite!

http://tainted-in-uae.blo gspot.com/2006/08...at-is -anti.html

Your apparently unending depth of mind continues to amaze me

Dude... I love you, no homo. Sure, not too many people are going to read all. less will understand it, and even less will agree. But I did all three and that's what really counts. I've always been on the Palestinians side even though they've done some stupid ass shit to civilians, I'm not behind that, of course. But their basic cause, yeah.

All of you (regardless of israels legitimacy) who would "see" the muslims side need to
killyourselves

runalonganddienow

The muslims? Who are you describing? There are muslims everywhere. If you mean the Palestinians, it's one thing, but...

that was a disgrace and the soldiers responsible should be dealt with. That guy was tied up and cooperative. No wonder the war out there continues -they are all barbaric.

Palestine is indeed on maps, ignorant fool; it's just hard to see since Zionists stole 97% of their land...
Jew have right to ancestral land if they didn't lose it or convert to Islam (which they did), the Zionists in Israel are europeans, not jews

OK, you figured everything out. Apparently Mike Tyson became a muslim in jail. I guess he was baptized or something. Being a jew is a faith, idiot.

It's a faith NOW, it used to be a race; that's my point exactly. Arabs in Palestine are the last tribe of Abraham left, Zionists are wiping them out systematically, and have been doing so for many many a decade.

Israel, as country, has only existed for 60 years. In 60 years, that doesn't make a race. Systematic genocide has been around around for as long as human history. Last time I checked, there's 1.8 billion Chinese people living around the world... None of them are jews. To be considered an arab is not a faith, it's a matter of genetics.

STFU- you gay fuck.

nobodylikesmuslims

Why don't you keep your face out of conversations that don't pertain to infantiles. Your ass talking is really annoying.

It depends on your definition of Palestine. Jordan, Syria and Lebanon include what is considered by Palestine by many. Where is the outrage for those countries?

i feel bad for the guy. at least that dude had a sweet ring tone.

Hey that was the famous Nokia ring tone, but for the guy with no nuts now, i fell very bad for him. I am a MMA fighter in OKC for Top Team, i was "accidentaly" kicked in the balls by a black belt in Tae-Kwon-Do and let me tell you i was unable to move for about a week, that is some serious shit!!!!!!

Geez - the guy was shot on the toe NOT his crotch... do a search tards...
Zionist stole??? The British owned that land in 1947 and gave it to them - ain't the 5 million Jews fault in Israel that the 5 billion muslims in the middle east who like to start wars they can't finish...
As far as the palestinians go - check out "pallywood" on youtube...

fucking israel palestine wankers ! what the fuck would they do if thet were'nt in the news every fucking day ? they love it , and i'm sick of them , they contribute fucking nothing to this world

holy chit, they have the same ring tones as over here
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the ring tone adds to the mood

this guy has the world reloading record. he can cock his gun in 5 seconds flat

I got that ring tone

THATS what i love about this part of the world : no blacks, no mexicans but they'll find SOMEONE to hate. silly humans .

They have jews over there. Everyone hates them. Except for me, Those Israelis are fucking badasses

They have jews over there. Everyone hates them. Except for me, Those Israelis are fucking badasses

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You taught him to pee sitting? You may as well cut his nuts off too. PS: If that's your picture, you are smoking hot. I'd pump one in you for sure! Then pee on the seat.

Actually he shot him in the toe... I read the story on it

looks like wearing a cup while protesting over there is essential equipment!

I bet they dont know how to press the button to answer the phone... they just pressed the wrong button thats stop the camera....

You are right of course, the people with power will always use it to gain more. But i just want to add: it's not like no one besides the nazi's ever persecuted the jews, or for the matter any religion. Christians, Muslims, and many others have spread religion at the point of the sword. Renounce your religion or die was common and many people, mostly radical muslims (notice i said RADICAL) still believe it. No religion that is spread through violence has a right to exist, no matter the dogma or miracles that are associated with it. Basic good things like peace and charity have been spread by religion. But many people like me do not believe in any religion because of the evils that have been performed in the name of one religion or the next and then claim "divine right" like it makes it all better.
The point is really that people are stupid, and join stupid groups to persecute other stupid groups.

Maybe when their country gets some Led Zeppelin in 30 years, that guy will have a better ring tone.

(In the voice of Joe Dirt)
"Led Zepp! Hell yeah!
(Sings too loud and annoys
everyone around him)
"In a tree by the brook there's a songbird who sings..Sometimes all of our thoughts are misgiven...And she's buying a stairway to heaven"

well now he has a spare rubber nut in his sack

ohh shit thats my ringtone!

dont mess with the Zohan

ohhhh dude that is so against guy code

I want that song for my ringtone!
Wait, someone got shot? Eh, didn't notice.

actually after WW2 the americans took all the jews and stuck them in isreal and said if anyone tried to take isreal or jeruslim from the jews then it would mean declairing war on america even tho isrealy troops are some of the best in the world cause america gave them some of the best weaponry to defend themselfs..

one word OUCH, he aint having kids anymore

Israel dont care the UN resolutions .
they are ZIONists

Wrong time for somebodies cell phone to go off.

Well as long as we stop sending US tax money over there, and spend on the ailing economy, where it needs to be spent, i honestly don't care who rules over that land as long as America doesn't have to pay for it.

Nice music!

oooo k