Comments - Multiple Bike Crash During Race

category: Accidents | views: 26322 | posted on: 07/23/2008

Apparently none of these guys turned 15, the age most people realize riding bikes is freaking lame.

Tapeworm [ban] | Jul 23 08 : 3:53am

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...and first place goes to...erm??
That was an incredible cycle of events. icon_cheesygrin.gif

EverythingToxicUSA [ban] | Jul 23 08 : 7:11am

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I can't believe that not one of those pussies got up to finish. Easiest win in the world. All they had to do was get up. Even walk the bike over the finish line.

zykron [ban] | Jul 23 08 : 4:02am

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They all should hit the road. icon_redface.gif

slamdawg9 [ban] | Jul 23 08 : 4:09am

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Damn, Zyk, you stole my thunder. Guess I should have 'spoke' earlier.

zykron [ban] | Jul 23 08 : 4:16am

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O wheelie?

Nicklo2k [ban] | Jul 23 08 : 4:05am

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Hit the road Jack.

Krazy [ban] | Jul 23 08 : 4:07am

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I see the cause here....some funny twat built the road while laying on their side.....drunk of course icon_wink.gif

dizdabiz [ban] | Jul 23 08 : 9:44am

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Krazy on Jul 23 08 : 6:07am wrote:
I see the cause here....some funny twat built the road while laying on their side.....drunk of course
HAHAHA! or maybe the architect who designed this woke up one morning with a crick in his neck? icon_rolleyes.gif

piss off! [ban] | Jul 23 08 : 4:07am

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to bad the one guy didn't get launced over the edge, that would have made this vid spectacular. but still i'll give it an 8.5 for the effort.

Krazy [ban] | Jul 23 08 : 4:30am

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There is one of a guy going off the edge and dropping a fair distance....not sure if its on here though icon_confused.gif

Xion [ban] | Jul 23 08 : 4:10am

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Did that dude just catch that friggin flying wheel in the end? icon_eek.gif

Da Bomb [ban] | Jul 23 08 : 4:11am

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I read a study once that male bike riders have "sexual problems" later in life because their package is so damn confined and they wind up with protates the size of a grapefruit...or one nut like Lance Armstrong...who would give his left nut to be able to do the Tour de France one more time...but then he would be nut-less.. icon_stoned.gif icon_stoned.gif

Ellzee [ban] | Jul 23 08 : 6:40am

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Umm Da Bomb my bf and I have been together for seven years without those problems icon_cheesygrin.gif Oh yeah he is an avid cyclist and did compete road and mtn bike. icon_beer.gif icon_beer.gif

Da Bomb [ban] | Jul 23 08 : 7:36am

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And he can still perform?I am glad for you..the study I read referred to male riders over 50...is he that old a fart? icon_beer.gif icon_beer.gif

Ellzee [ban] | Jul 23 08 : 10:10am

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^^No DaBomb we're quite there yet icon_cheesygrin.gif Omg something else to look forward too icon_eek.gif icon_beer.gif icon_beer.gif

nando22 [ban] | Jul 23 08 : 4:17am

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ha ha what retards nice speedos

tobby [ban] | Jul 23 08 : 4:19am

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i like it better when they get hit by cars icon_cheesygrin.gif

dizdabiz [ban] | Jul 23 08 : 4:21am

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i heard that the guy in black that started it all was later found with 10 BICYCLE PUMPS'' SHOVED UP HIS RECTUM! icon_eek.gif icon_eek.gif icon_eek.gif

HarklyBarkly [ban] | Jul 23 08 : 4:29am

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dizdabiz on Jul 23 08 : 6:21am wrote:
i heard that the guy in black that started it all was later found with 10 BICYCLE PUMPS'' SHOVED UP HIS RECTUM!
With a big smile on his face and a fractured pelvis. icon_neutral.gif icon_eek.gif

dizdabiz [ban] | Jul 23 08 : 7:17am

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HarklyBarkly on Jul 23 08 : 6:29am wrote:
dizdabiz on Jul 23 08 : 6:21am wrote:
i heard that the guy in black that started it all was later found with 10 BICYCLE PUMPS'' SHOVED UP HIS RECTUM!
With a big smile on his face and a fractured pelvis.
HAHAHA! icon_beer.gif icon_beer.gif icon_beer.gif

JimmyJoe [ban] | Jul 23 08 : 4:21am

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Note that unlike with the little tiny boo-boos in soccer, nobody here cried or whined. They got up and walked it off.

8039 [ban] | Jul 23 08 : 4:26am

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America has derby crashes France has this icon_neutral.gif

David Copafeel [ban] | Jul 23 08 : 4:30am

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Thats what happens when you ride with tyred legs
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kelso [ban] | Jul 23 08 : 4:36am

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dizdabiz on Jul 23 08 : 6:21am wrote:
i heard that the guy in black that started it all was later found with 10 BICYCLE PUMPS'' SHOVED UP HIS RECTUM!
I DONT REALY FIND THAT FUNNY OR CLEVER..... BUT YOUR LIKE A GOD TO THESE NERDS SO U GET 3 VOTES SAME WITH ZYKRON AM NOT HATING JUST STATING A FACT icon_stoned.gif

Krazy [ban] | Jul 23 08 : 5:01am

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I Assume your a nerd too then......By your way of thinking....people who come here and leave a comment are 'nerds'.
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WELCOME TO THE NERD GANG! icon_cheesygrin.gif

dizdabiz [ban] | Jul 23 08 : 6:38am

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kelso on Jul 23 08 : 6:36am wrote:
dizdabiz on Jul 23 08 : 6:21am wrote:
i heard that the guy in black that started it all was later found with 10 BICYCLE PUMPS'' SHOVED UP HIS RECTUM!
I DONT REALY FIND THAT FUNNY OR CLEVER..... BUT YOUR LIKE A GOD TO THESE NERDS SO U GET 3 VOTES SAME WITH ZYKRON AM NOT HATING JUST STATING A FACT
KELSO,KELSO,KELSO, just because YOU dont find me clever or funny it does'nt mean im not,i dont know about you but im a happy go lucky extrovert,where you seem to be one of those introverted boring types that nobody likes and everyone likes to see the back of as you bring a depressing cloud wherever you go,im going to assume that whenever you go out to a bar or nightclub your the ''gloomy gus'' that just mopes into your drink miserable faced and talking about all the negative things that have ever happened to you till yo look up and realise EVERYONES left even the FUCKING BOUNCERS,BAR STAFF AND OWNER! just to get away from your SUICIDE INDUCING DRIVEL! some of my jokes do need a certain level of interlect and you do need to have a reasonable iq,so i feel sorry and a bit sad for you that you dont fill this criteria,now fair enough i do realise that im not funny all/half even 90% of the time but one thing we do know after looking through your ''HILARIOUS WORTY OF A COMEDY AWARD'' comments and realised that a sad fact of life that your going to be forced to swallow with your ''CHIP ON YOUR SHOULDER,SOUR GRAPES and BITTER PILL'' is that according to the ''HARD RAW FACTS'' which include my shoutbox,my medals and the mutual LOVE AND RESPECT that me and my fellow NT'RS share is that i seem to be FUCKING FUNNIER then YOU! now FUCK OFF,STOP HATING,STOP FAKING,STOP SHAKING and STAR WAKING and smelling the FUCKING COFFEE! CAPEESH? i think i made my point.................. have a beer and please LIGHTEN THE FUCK UP! and keep your further depressing issues to yourself or in an emergency phone the NATIONAL SUICIDE HELPLINE! (lets just hope you dont send THOSE folf over the edge!
and in regard to your calling people you dont know nerds? does using a computer make you a nerd? kinda contradictory that you use one too would'nt you agree?
some may be nerds but i personally know several serial killers,drug importers,gun runners,people smugglers and 1 garbage worker on here,so id watch my mouth if i was you......especially when emptying your garbage! icon_rolleyes.gif

Limbeau [ban] | Jul 23 08 : 6:49am

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Most serial killers are depressed virgin nerds :p

scotty2hotty! [ban] | Jul 23 08 : 6:58am

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dizdabiz on Jul 23 08 : 8:38am wrote:
dizdabiz on Jul 23 08 : 6:21am wrote:
KELSO,KELSO,KELSO........
Hey Diz, don't hold back tell him how you REALLY feel! icon_cheesygrin.gif

Icarus [ban] | Jul 23 08 : 8:29am

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This vid won't load for me but I still got entertained
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Umbrageous [ban] | Jul 23 08 : 1:40pm

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That's How you open a can of whoop ass icon_cheesygrin.gif

slash [ban] | Jul 23 08 : 1:45pm

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Krazy on Jul 23 08 : 7:01am wrote:
I Assume your a nerd too then......By your way of thinking....people who come here and leave a comment are 'nerds'.
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WELCOME TO THE NERD GANG!
kelso i actually know diz and still i dont automatically gives his comments a thumbs up, it just so happens that i find 99.9% of his comments funny and the other 0.1% i probably dont see. anyways my point is that the majority of us come here to eleviate stress,have a laugh,relax after work wiv a beer and make jokes, bad puns and make friends [yes i said friends] theres a group of the nt london chapter going for a beer or 10 in a couple of weeks [going for a beer is a well known social practice for humans with friends] so why dont u sit back,relax,light up and go and do one you socially inept,momma hugging,pissy pants fukwit icon_beer.gif

Kaos2008 [ban] | Jul 23 08 : 5:51pm

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I love your beatdown's Diz.....They are highly intelligent with a mix of "GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY FACE YOU FUCKTARD".
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It levels out perfectly.
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What is better:
1. The continuation of a psychological conversation with someone like yourself is pointless and would only be a misuse of my own intellectual integrity, thus I will not contribute to your Trolling ways.
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2. Yur a fucking fuckstick asshole that eats shit for breakfast and I fucked your mother last night...so nerrr.
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or your way.
3. The continuation of a psychological conversation with someone [AS FUCKED UP AS YOU ARE] is pointless and would only be a misuse of my own intellectual integrity, [SO GO FUCK YOURSELF YOUR WORTHLESS FAGGOT....I AINT CONTRIBUTED TO YOUR RETARDED SHIT]
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Number 3 kicks ass.
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icon_beer.gif -->> 4U Diz.
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dizdabiz [ban] | Jul 25 08 : 2:20am

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Kaos2008 on Jul 23 08 : 7:51pm wrote:
I love your beatdown's Diz.....They are highly intelligent with a mix of "GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY FACE YOU FUCKTARD".
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It levels out perfectly.
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What is better:
1. The continuation of a psychological conversation with someone like yourself is pointless and would only be a misuse of my own intellectual integrity, thus I will not contribute to your Trolling ways.
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2. Yur a fucking fuckstick asshole that eats shit for breakfast and I fucked your mother last night...so nerrr.
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or your way.
3. The continuation of a psychological conversation with someone [AS FUCKED UP AS YOU ARE] is pointless and would only be a misuse of my own intellectual integrity, [SO GO FUCK YOURSELF YOUR WORTHLESS FAGGOT....I AINT CONTRIBUTED TO YOUR RETARDED SHIT]

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Number 3 kicks ass.
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-->> 4U Diz.
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WTF? HAHAHA! CHEERS DUDE,IF I EVER CAUGHT HIM ON THE STREET I WOULD STICK MY FIST OUT,GRAB HIM BY THE BACK OF HIS HEAD AND RAM HIS FACE INTO MY STATIONARY FIST SEVERAL TIMES! HAHAHA! icon_beer.gif icon_beer.gif icon_beer.gif

zykron [ban] | Jul 23 08 : 8:23am

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Hey kelso, I'll let diz do the talking for me.
P.S. Your vagina massage therapist is waiting. icon_cheesygrin.gif

en jaywest [ban] | Jul 23 08 : 10:49am

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at any given time, there are between 2 to 4 thousand people visiting NT. some of that number is members. so for anyone to get 3 votes is not a big deal. and who cares if someone else gets 1 vote or 100? i come here for laughs. its much easier that way.

Tainted [ban] | Jul 23 08 : 3:48pm

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He's funnier than me.. thus gets my thumbs up. And umm... I sure as fuck don't worship the guy like a 'God around here'.

Kaos2008 [ban] | Jul 23 08 : 4:40am

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Freeze frame it and you can see little johny there laughing his ass off after throwing some pebbles on the track.
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I told him to do it.
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He's done NT proud.... icon_cheesygrin.gif
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SHREK58 [ban] | Jul 23 08 : 5:00am

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in that case sir icon_beer.gif icon_beer.gif one for you and one for Johnny!!

Kaos2008 [ban] | Jul 23 08 : 5:56am

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He almost didn't do it...thats why you can also see a splash on the track before the bikers get to it.
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It was a water balloon filled with canola oil that I threw.
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dirty nasty 1980 [ban] | Jul 23 08 : 4:40am

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HAHAHAHAHAH FUNNIEST SHIT IN A WHILE icon_cheesygrin.gif

piss off! [ban] | Jul 23 08 : 4:53am

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no your avi is, that's funny shit!

dirty nasty 1980 [ban] | Jul 23 08 : 5:11am

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Tapeworm [ban] | Jul 23 08 : 5:25am

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Awww! Look. How cute. A bunny rabbit. icon_biggrin.gif

zykron [ban] | Jul 23 08 : 1:23pm

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slash [ban] | Jul 23 08 : 2:23pm

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Tapeworm on Jul 23 08 : 7:25am wrote:
Awww! Look. How cute. A bunny rabbit.
hares a beer for that tw icon_beer.gif

Pumekuhp [ban] | Jul 23 08 : 2:23pm

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When it came time for the Rorschach Test, my shrink would have a field day with you, my friend. icon_lol.gif
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Looks like a butterfly to me.

Tapeworm [ban] | Jul 23 08 : 3:00pm

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I like to think I have a sunny disposition and we all know what happens to trolls when the sun shines. icon_cheesygrin.gif icon_beer.gif

dizdabiz [ban] | Jul 23 08 : 4:30pm

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Tapeworm on Jul 23 08 : 7:25am wrote:
Awww! Look. How cute. A bunny rabbit.
maybe he works for playboy?... icon_rolleyes.gif icon_rolleyes.gif icon_rolleyes.gif

MemphisSaint [ban] | Jul 23 08 : 7:46am

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ET fone home? icon_eek.gif

Krazy [ban] | Jul 23 08 : 5:20am

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Looks like another one of them days here at NT icon_rolleyes.gif

piss off! [ban] | Jul 23 08 : 5:21am

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Krazy [ban] | Jul 23 08 : 9:28am

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You know....another reject joins...gets banned...joins...gets banned icon_rolleyes.gif

piss off! [ban] | Jul 23 08 : 9:31am

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yeah, there a lot of these fucks lately. icon_frown.gif Oh well, fuck em!! icon_beer.gif icon_beer.gif

paintedhorse [ban] | Jul 23 08 : 5:30am

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my bike got stolen , 25 years ago , i wonder

scotty2hotty! [ban] | Jul 23 08 : 5:48am

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"Everybody's Down?!?!?!" Sound like an orgy to me! icon_cheesygrin.gif

w0nders [ban] | Jul 23 08 : 5:56am

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man that was OFF THE WALL! That one guy really got a CHAIN REACTION going. icon_rolleyes.gif icon_stoned.gif

NUIYZ [ban] | Jul 23 08 : 5:59am

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circular jerks

MemphisSaint [ban] | Jul 23 08 : 6:00am

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ooooohhh. They HATE that guy icon_cheesygrin.gif

Pumekuhp [ban] | Jul 23 08 : 6:13am

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So who won?
The one lying closest to the finish line?

newsense [ban] | Jul 23 08 : 6:17am

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that was great, that tire flying through the air just made me smile icon_biggrin.gif

rimmelfarb [ban] | Jul 23 08 : 7:01am

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would've been more entertaining if there were spectators on the track getting pummeled

JakeTheSnake [ban] | Jul 23 08 : 7:03am

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The fourth guy almost made it over the wall. icon_eek.gif

Skitzoap [ban] | Jul 23 08 : 8:09am

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You're right Scott, these guys never did turn 15 because riding bikes for a living pretty much destroys your sac. These guys are technically 13 year old girls, minus the training bras...well I really hope its minus the training bra's.

KG [ban] | Jul 23 08 : 9:26am

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Damn, Diz raped him
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ahahah ah well, GJ
cheers icon_beer.gif

Krazy [ban] | Jul 23 08 : 9:59am

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dizdabiz [ban] | Jul 23 08 : 11:00am

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KG on Jul 23 08 : 11:26am wrote:
Damn, Diz raped him

ahahah ah well, GJ
cheers
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