Ah yes, the famous Australian Leg of the Tour De France...where the aussie commentator refuses to talk about the action on screen and instead reminisces on his holiday in Europe.

Ironically This guys first name is Cliff

Last name, "Hill"?
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Hello and welcome back.

He said he would not fall for that joke....He was Wrong.
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You know a sport sux when participants start commiting suicide half through a race.
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At least they didn't show the part where Cliff got his ride.

Yeah the queer biker not only had to stare at his friend's sweaty ass for 3 hours on the road, but had to think about how he was going to pummel it after the race. Decided it would be better to just not finish.

His name was Cliff Fallington
*grabs coat*

Cliff was having a hard time making the transition from mountain biking to road biking. He would flip back & forth in his decision and it pained him so!

He had a split personality.....on road he was Cliff Fallington...on mountain he turned Polish and was Climbing-back-upski

On the mountain bike he rode with his team of brothers, fuck upski, shut upski & stick upski!

LMAO,
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There was a detour sign just like in the cartoons.

"the courage of bruce cecil"
you poor man!

Tour de ET

More of a Tour de farce.

Who wouldn't wanna roll down that hill

steven hawking !! lmfao

even since i read da bomb's take on bike racing, i gained respect for bicyclists. riding everyday knowing you will get enlarged prostate or tiny balls takes.... ...courage.

...or makes you suicidal.

http://www.youtube.com/wa tch?v=PMJJH59d7fc

He wants to ride his bicycle
He wants to ride his bike
He wants to ride his bicycle
He wants to ride it where he likes

he missed out the good shortcut!

I think he thought that was the good one. He thought wrong.
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thats what steriods will do for ya.

What a lousy time to be daydreaming.

Now if we could only get the rest of France to do the same...

Michael Hutchins foresaw this event i think.

Bring back the one-nut wonder Lance Armstrong and his bag of tricks....aka as steroids...he did mant things but off road biking was not his bag...which is only half full now...I'll let myself out...

THAT was a CLIFF? That was a fucking gradual slope. I just spent a week climbing all over the damn Catalina Mountains, crawling over, and repelling down shear rock cliffs. It's not a cliff unless you can kick them off and leave them as nothing but a bloody smear on the face of a boulder at the bottom of a considerable precipice.
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Title and description very misleading and disapointing, Scott. I'm sad
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I'll give you the benefit of the doubt. You owe me tomorrow

Man, I'd give my left nut to be in the Tour De France...what? Lance Armstrong already did? Shit!

A tragic thing it was, Reverend Falwell's death.
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(I don't think anyone will get that)

any jokes about Jerry are funny
@ vid: he saw sign that read "lookout ahead"
he was gonna pull off a Rosie Ruiz

he must of been asleep at the wheel

gay boys

I was going to say something clever but someone has an avatar with jiggly boobs. So i'll just say boobs are alway better enjoyed wet and slippery......

"sweaty man ass" - LMAO thats funny!!!!!!
shulda detoured ALL those MF's over the fuckin hill - "SWEATY MAN ASS" - IN SPANDEX
OMG !!! think i need a new depends

stupeed french asshole

it's all down hill from there

Fooleesh cheeteen franchmahn try'een tooh find zee shortcut!

this is how to get a bit of attention if you dont have the yellow jersey, i think he was after the pink jersey which is king of the mountain, but somebody should tell him you have to be first up the fuckin thing not down it on your own route! dont quote me on the pink jersey, i made it up.

what the fuck you on about

PITY IT WASNT A STRAIGHT DECENT .
WHAT GOES CLICK CLICK IS IT RITE? CLICK CLICK CLICK IS IT RITE ?CLICK CLICK IS IT RITE.?
A BLIND MAN WITH A RUBICUBE

WTF??? I'm not into faggy bicycle racing at all but don't these things have fucking BRAKES? He would have had PLENTY of time to stop. Perhaps just a piss poor attempt at suicide?

he thought he knew a short cut.. ooops he was wrong..

thay have a choice to have brakes or not,lighter without but as you see hear your likly to ride of a cliff.

that wasn't a cliff.

Did this tard forget to downshift or something?

power steering failure! rite? ohh fuck it im just gonns get

when your riding a bike and wearing shorts you better make sure..... uhhhhh i dont know where im going with this.

wow that almost made cycling interesting again..... wait no, no it didn't

i thought the fall was going to be... i don't know... entertaining.

I hate those skinny tires -

see where cheating will get you?

ACCTUALLY THE GUY INFRONT HAD CUT THE CHEESSE , SO HE FAINTED,,,,,,,,,, AND ROLLED OVER THE HILL..........

YUP HE WAS TRYING TO TAKE A SHORT CUT.

Man how the hell that happen man? he must be drunk....

Definately a homo all dreamy from being surrounded by spandex and buttcheeks.

detour stage left!

what imaginary road was he following did sum1 paint the inside of his sunglasses?

Not a short cut idiot!

better luck next time

Shortcuts are supposed to be secret, that 1 will be SPOKE about for many years to come