Who the F is Parkour?

It's a sport where people jump with grace over and thru random objects, this guy SUCKS at it as you could see!

And they always seem to be getting chased by some invisible creature that never shows itself in the footage.
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And this wasn't even parkour, this was trying to keep balance on a rail like a gymnast, but with a dumbass in stead of a gymnast.

Why is it they always yell the one thing they won't be doing?

That Nut supposed to happen

I wonder what hurts more. Landing on his nutsack or when the doctor remove his nuts from his throat.

Ironically he immediately named the two things he will not be able to do properly again, shit & fuck

That's going set his adolescence back a few years.

another person whos never seen a vid of someone attempting the same move

I bet he could taste that one! Hahahahaahahahaha!

It was a Bollock Bashing Bar....They are hard to spot, they try to blend in with hand rails

My bucket of oil and paintbrush have struck again.
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I will not stop until I get them all.
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Stay tuned for more of my pranks with these guys, skaters, rollerbladers and even scooterers and bikers.
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I will cover every rail with slippery oil, just to get great ball breaking, bone shattering, girly screaming videos for you good folk of NT to enjoy.
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he will not breed , thats a good thing

Why is they always yell the one thing they won't be doing?

when schools give all those placement tests...IQ tests....ACT tests...etc.......they need to pass out CUPS to all the morons they see. Because as soon as the tests are over, out come the skates, bikes, skateboards and the losers go out a ruin their own testes....

tru dat! There were some idiots throwing rocks at police cars after taking the ASVAB with me. fucktards...

he'll be feeling that in the morning.

tough kid.
i'd be puking.

Hey i heard Lorrena Bobit died in a car accitdent yesterday. Yea Some Dick cut her off

I also heard Nothing Toxic is being acquired by the YMCA, which hold 90% of NT shares already

He mastered that railing by demonstrating how tough his balls are.

Thanks, Scott ! Splendid. My day is just not complete until there is at least one video of a some retard busting his nuts or faceplanting while trying to be impressive.

i always find it painfull to watch....but fun non the less. haha to you good sir.

poor guy he didn't even have any friends to hold the camera for him. his future looks dim.

I didn't notice that first time oooh boy we are going to be reading about him at the darwin awards very soon

No shit! Ouch my nuts, nuts of steel

I like the impromptu rap at the end.

He'll be hanging around in the shaft after that one.

Walk it off Pussy

i bet he used to love his nutsack

The kid who is dumb enough to crush his sac doesn't have the ability to have kids of his own. It's win win for everyone. (fuckin kids these days... go read a book)

Now the kid knows the true meaning of the phrase: 'blue balls'.

mwohaha, haha.....hahaha...HAHAHAH AHA!!!!!!!!

Bah, you can stand, walk it off!

There go his kids

ooooh right in the mummy and daddy buttons

Must be a sequel to the Nutcracker.

buffoon