Comments - Fat Guy Birthday Beatdown

Wow, that was surreal. especially after some medical

x delete by Da Bomb, July 26 2008 : 9:13pm
S2H, what the hell is CUNT? And don't say PUSSY
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Could someone please explain the essence of C.U.N.T. to our friend who has been away for a while?

uuuuuummmm I didn't know what a cunt was either...up till some nice plp told me.... , what it meant

How did you know about the C.U.N.T?
It's the Community Union of Nothing Toxicers to protect our rights & to help us if we go on strike

what the crap are you talking about? Somehow, i get the feeling you're REFER-ring to someone/something else...

So, I guess you CAN have your cake and eat it too, and someone elses, and then a couple more, then some more...............

luckily his friends got him an ice cream cake

Happy Birthday! Butterbean!

out weighed
out gunned
out cold

if that little dude hit ''GINGERNUT MANMOUNTAIN'' with a well placed right or left hook,i reckon he would've brang that lardass down hard! only there might been consequences for folk on the other side of the world as they were hit with a tsunami and 9.6/richter scale earthquake!

it would've been a real hard shot for that guy to drop the big guy. i don't think a hook would do it. that would just piss him off.
In all seriousness, i think the little guy shouldn't have fought, he shouldv'e just run.

another stupid ass cameraman. at least they're looking out for his wellbeing
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When man boobs attack.

Dude could be the spokesperson for breast cancer research. Equality for men I say !

They've always said he has his daddy's eyes and his momma's tits.

19 votes for that comment is the nuts. Never have I thought such a comment deserves COTD as that absolutely the best ever comment I have heard. thumbs up from me.

I've got to second that , I laughed my ass off for a long time even after shutting the pc down. It's not often a perfect joke for a vid comes along but today we witnessed it thanks sir

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And again, take of your shirt and you will win the fight. Never fails even if you are a fat sloppy fuck. And i loved when the camera-dude was like: Brad or brett don't really know what it was, brad, brad? (or brett)say your name! haha

on the good side the guy did not get ass fucked

Birthday beatdown? Piece of Cake !

when most people fall, they have the ability to break their fall with their hands. this guy decided to try something new.

All that shitty video work could have been editted down to about 5 seconds. Come to think of it, even that sucked.

the gays are saying"bret"or are they saying "bread"? or "eat"? im unsure and need clarifffffications.hemp hemp hemp

now you got me really confuseD, i only was wondering if the guy said, brett or brad. But now you throw in bread and eat fuck..HEAD HURTS, HEAD HURTS.

the moral to the story is , dont let fat boys get ahold of ya. if they fall on ya it will kill ya.

He should have finished him. As in, eaten every little bite.

Get in my belly.

Well at least they got him a stripper for his birthday, but they didn't confirm the gender of the stripper all that well, now did they?

Dude, wasn't that McLovin!!!! Chika,chika, whaaaaat!!!!!!

The lesser known, less angry alter ego - The Incredible Bulk.

That fat fuck was just looking for an excuse to take of his ketchup/sweat staines shirt! Fuckin gross!

why were those guys fighting? one dude is 140lbs, the other is 240lbs.

^^perhaps alcohol has contributed.Brett,Brad or bread look pretty spinny before the fight.

yea good point. should have caught that.

To Fatty: Eat less donuts and you'll be able to afford to leave your shirt on for a fight.
To Little Guy: Run like hell, you idiot.
To Cameraman: Don't call the cops over..lardass doesn't need any more donuts.

Smart move you fat fuck. This is why I never playfight.

yeh that fat bastard really is a piece of shit to do that to his friend

What happened to good 'ol birthday punches?

Who fucking had the camera, the guy who filmed "Cloverfield"?
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My birthday was saturday (thanks for the cards) and my friends all chipped in and got me a sweater. I really would have preferred a moaner or a screamer though.

Man that guy got fucked up. At least he got to see some sweet titties.

Maybe my avi can change that for ya

ouch

that kid got fucccked up

Those guys should all be knocked against the concrete for shitty camerawork. Close the freakin'door dipshit

the guy in black has probably laugh of the two boobs ot the fat dude ...

we call them the "wee teats"

I have nothing to say

after this epic battle ...... over 31 litres of urine/sweat fluid seeped from the ginger attackers gusset/thigh zone.
hemp hemp hemp

that guy got thrown on the floor like a human sized bacon baguette

the last thing that dude remembers is areolas and a white flash

Now wasn't that nice, children! Thats what real friends are for. After your buddy mashed your head into concrete he then has the goog grace to take you to hospital. AAAAAAwwwwwww. Now I'm starting to cry over the humanity...gulp!.

"dont do it bret. dont do it bret"
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bonjour my dears

He took the cake!

fat ginger prick!!!!

if you have fat friends, you can be fat to, just eat one of them!

mess with the bull get the horns!!!

What a bunch of fucking INBRED LOSERS!!!!

it started over cake or something

Once I saw the chinese character tattoo, I knew he was the winner.

god i just wanted to kick that guys ass

man that kid didnt know his ass from his elbow yet he didnt stop smileing , what a top memeber letting the fat kid slam him like a rag doll

hahahaha.lol 10 mins b4 this he ate 3 of his classs mates and regurgitated the p.e teacher -

yea good point. should have caught that

Fat guy with a little punk...sing it now,
Fat guy with a little puunnk...

HapPEh biRThDAyy dOOd wOOoo000ooOO!!!

I would have made his fat ass walk home. Dude has issues.