Boyfriend Beats the Living Crap out of Girlfriend

What do u tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing....she's been told twice already.

Q: What do you tell a blonde with two black eyes?
A: Nothing, she already forgot twice.

What's the difference between a woman and a computer?
With a Computer, you only have to punch the information in once!

Two blondes are driving through the countryside in the middle of nowhere and all of a sudeen they come across another blonde sitting the middle of a paddock in a row boat, rowing her heart out.
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One blonde looks at the other blonde in the car and says "You know..it's dumb blondes like that that give us blondes a bad name".
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The other blonde replies "Yeah...and if I knew how to swim...I would go and knock that bitch out".
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There is no difference. I'm rebooting mine all the time.

lov how asian woman abuse turns in2 dumb blond jokes

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