Man, I have some jokes but I dont want to become a "deleted user".
Speaking of-has anyone seen that chowder shot gone wrong cynical penis?

just to let you know - cynical genius- his real title - is serving queen and country in iraq.

Next, he's going to burn his pubes.

And I bet it's even more hairy

You can hear a ambulance on its way in the background.

real men shave with fire

If he shaves his pubes, they can call him fire crotch.