well, when the dogs dont lick their balls and then your face to escape the bad taste, then they vomit on cameras

Two guys were walking down the road when up ahead they see this dog licking himself. One guy turns to the other and seez "Gee I wish I could do that"! And the other guy replies "Well you better pet him first he might bite ya".

That reminds me of a joke I've heard here in Wales,
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Two men walking home late one night from the pub , both wrecked & see a sheep with its head stuck in a fence , the first guy unzips & starts fucking the sheep.
Watching on , the second man said "After you're finished mate its my turn ok"
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The first man looked up and said "Ah ok mate but I don't think your head will fit in the fence"

LMAO, haha.

i love those old mobile phone jokes
p.s glad to hear you now got mobiles in wales

GOOD ONE...
ONE TIME THERE WAS A DONKEY, CRYING DOWN THE STREET
1 DRUNK TOLD THE OTHER I BET I CAN MAKE THE DONKEY LAUGH,
THE 2ND DRUNK SAID, LETS, SEE,
SO THE 1ST DRUNK GOES UP TO THE DONKEY, HE WHISPERS SOMETHING INTO THE DONKEYS EAR AND WALKS AWAY,
IMMEDIATLY THE DONKEY STARTS LAUGHING HIS ASS OF,,
THE NEXT DAY THE DONKEY IS STILL LAUGHING,AS THE DUNKS PASSED BY.
THE 1ST DRUNK TELLS THE 2ND , I BET I CAN MAKE HIM CRY AGAIN,
SO THE 2ND DRUNK SAID LET'S SEE.
THE 1ST DRUNK GOES UP TO THE DONKEY WHISPERS SOMETHING IN HIS EAR AND,
THE DONKEY BEGINS TO CRY AGAIN,
THE 2ND DRUNK VERY SURPRISED ASKS...
WHAT DID YOU DO TO MAKE HIM LAUGH THE FIRST TIME?
THE 1ST DRUNK REPLIES,,,'' I TOLD HIM I HAD A BIGGER COCK THAN HIM''
THE FIRST DRUNK LAUGHS HIS ASS OF , THEN HE ASKS ,
WHAT DID YOU DO TO MAKE HIM CRY AGAIN?
THE 1ST DRUNK REPLIES,,,,
''I SHOWED IT TO HIM''

That's some funny shit!

The last time I heard that joke I laughed so hard I fell off my dinosaur...