well, when the dogs dont lick their balls and then your face to escape the bad taste, then they vomit on cameras

Two guys were walking down the road when up ahead they see this dog licking himself. One guy turns to the other and seez "Gee I wish I could do that"! And the other guy replies "Well you better pet him first he might bite ya".

That reminds me of a joke I've heard here in Wales,
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Two men walking home late one night from the pub , both wrecked & see a sheep with its head stuck in a fence , the first guy unzips & starts fucking the sheep.
Watching on , the second man said "After you're finished mate its my turn ok"
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The first man looked up and said "Ah ok mate but I don't think your head will fit in the fence"

LMAO, haha.

i love those old mobile phone jokes
p.s glad to hear you now got mobiles in wales

GOOD ONE...
ONE TIME THERE WAS A DONKEY, CRYING DOWN THE STREET
1 DRUNK TOLD THE OTHER I BET I CAN MAKE THE DONKEY LAUGH,
THE 2ND DRUNK SAID, LETS, SEE,
SO THE 1ST DRUNK GOES UP TO THE DONKEY, HE WHISPERS SOMETHING INTO THE DONKEYS EAR AND WALKS AWAY,
IMMEDIATLY THE DONKEY STARTS LAUGHING HIS ASS OF,,
THE NEXT DAY THE DONKEY IS STILL LAUGHING,AS THE DUNKS PASSED BY.
THE 1ST DRUNK TELLS THE 2ND , I BET I CAN MAKE HIM CRY AGAIN,
SO THE 2ND DRUNK SAID LET'S SEE.
THE 1ST DRUNK GOES UP TO THE DONKEY WHISPERS SOMETHING IN HIS EAR AND,
THE DONKEY BEGINS TO CRY AGAIN,
THE 2ND DRUNK VERY SURPRISED ASKS...
WHAT DID YOU DO TO MAKE HIM LAUGH THE FIRST TIME?
THE 1ST DRUNK REPLIES,,,'' I TOLD HIM I HAD A BIGGER COCK THAN HIM''
THE FIRST DRUNK LAUGHS HIS ASS OF , THEN HE ASKS ,
WHAT DID YOU DO TO MAKE HIM CRY AGAIN?
THE 1ST DRUNK REPLIES,,,,
''I SHOWED IT TO HIM''

That's some funny shit!

The last time I heard that joke I laughed so hard I fell off my dinosaur...

Hell if i had to live someone with that messed up décor I'd be puking all over it too, good dog

groan! i meant "somewhere" 3 hours sleep & a crying baby doesn't agree with me anyone want to adopt him before Angelina Jolie or Mad-donna turns up?

Did you just say decor?...well aren't we posh!! Im just pulling your leg......no not that one! See just did it again. I'm on FIRE....no really just tried that shit the guy in the other vid did. I'll stop now, have a good one sir!

Yeah its an illness , when im tired i get posh , it's resulted in 90% of my beatings
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Your on fire , hope that helps lol

No did not help, just drank it still ON FIRE!!! What?..o i had to throw it on me to put out the FIRE!! Ok, thanks, yeah i did think about it, but it seemed such an unnatural thing to do! SSSJJJJJJ(Throws beer on himself) O, Ok yeah the fire is out now, thanks again man!

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if symptoms persist see a doctor.
he'll probably prescribe penicilin
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....ive heard

Ok dude, thanks? Have some

my ''SNAKE'' is a master at projectile vomitting!

This happens to you too?
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http://www.nothingtoxic.c om/media/11475195...teric ally_Wrong

What's the difference between a well dressed man and a dog?
A man wears a suit, the dog just pants

That sound was freaky, my dog just sounds like he's choking or deepthroating some mandingoschlong when puking.

That's one cool dog! (at owner) I told you no film! damned!

We Bostonians have a particular talent for puking.
if you park a nice convertible near any bar in Boston too late at night-we WILL puke in it.
Even if we dont have to puke-we will make ourselves.
I guess because our mates think it's funny (in case you were wondering why).

I cant drive a convertible - my head goes out.

Yuk...if that's Doggy Style...count me out.
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2 dogs one camera.

2 bitches, 1 rug

why do bulimics luv kfc food so much? cus it comes with a bucket.

good doggy................. now lick it up..good boy

Hmmm, tobby hope you mean the vomit! haha.

mmm...............pea soup

woof woof i was eating to much grass

If these were Japanese dogs the other one would eat the vomit.

I think it was a german dog and that's why they named the dog Vom Itallup
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This dog just summed up my opinion about most of the videos on this site. I couldn't have said it more eloquently than the dog
P.S. I am not saying the site is bad. It is just a mirror that reflects the disgustingness in the world. And hopefully it's a mirror not a lens!

you shouldn't forget funny things; then you won't remember why you laughed... and then people start giving you funny looks ... and then u cant get your coat off cuz its buttoned in the back... and then things arent really funny anymore
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WHoah! sorry... Im sure YOU wont have that problem

He shouldn't have eaten the other dogs shit.

good luck getting that stain out.

NORM!! SLAM!!

groooosssss

Your mother sucks cocks in hell. The power of christ compells you.

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troll alert?
god, i hope not. i just had to outrun another border patrol truck and im not in the mood for trolls!

I bet his name is Ralph.

Probably borrowed the dog from Paris Hilton or another washed up rich loser.

some one is camera shy

two dogs one cup

Hey, your using cucarachito's avatar.
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You should really change it out of respect

Sir. I believe that you may have been requested to change your avi by at least two members of NT, one of whom happens to be a mod and happens to already have this avi. Believe me, you do not ignore a mods request. I would advise you to check your shout box and change the avi forthwith.
Thank you for your time and enjoy NT.

nasty, lol!

thanks krazy and tapeworm. dos cervesas for you locos salud amigos

gotcha bitch!

Greatest. Sound. Effects. Ever.

What green crap did that dog eat?

wow da ja vu... spitting image of my girlfriends m8 projectile vomiting a while back @ least this dog didnt pass out n get its vomit all through its hair

Joker #1 = 0kay just eww
Joker #2 = i w0nder why the d0q v0mited
Joker #3 = WHAT HAS THAT DOq BEEN EATiNq???

Yes I meant 'biscuit'

THAT IS SOME GOOOOD SHIT!!
take that back to curry's buddy.
off ya pop.

that was fucking funny

that was neat